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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1365 on: June 27, 2012, 02:54:06 pm »
Is that from Landover Baptist or Objective Ministries?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1366 on: June 27, 2012, 04:28:03 pm »
Is that from Landover Baptist or Objective Ministries?

It's a real site: http://www.secretkeepergirl.com/index.aspx

*morbidly curious*

*clicks*

*is assaulted with flowers, pinks and pastels*

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*is feeling more and more gay by the second*

*realizes that this website is targeted to preteen girls*

Wait...wait...wait...

*reads on*

Modesty? For preteens?

*reads*

*sees all the suggestions for layers*

Oh sure, wear layers. Nevermind that it's been one hundred and fuck you degrees outside, the ten year old might turn someone on!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1367 on: June 27, 2012, 04:48:29 pm »
I failed 4 of the 6 modesty tests. I'm in sweatpants and a t-shirt...
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1368 on: June 27, 2012, 04:50:58 pm »
I failed 4 of the 6 modesty tests. I'm in sweatpants and a t-shirt...

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1370 on: June 27, 2012, 05:28:02 pm »
oh, good, that one wasn't just my reaction then, Shep...

As I have relatives in various medical fields... I'm honestly struck speechless by this shit half the time.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1371 on: June 27, 2012, 05:43:52 pm »
I failed 4 of the 6 modesty tests. I'm in sweatpants and a t-shirt...

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1372 on: June 27, 2012, 05:56:28 pm »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1373 on: June 27, 2012, 07:13:52 pm »
Honestly, "Secret Keeper Girl" fails right off the bat for using the word "tweens."

I don't like the word "tweens."  Frankly, the word "pre-teen" means the same thing, is less confusing (when I first saw the word "tween," I honestly thought it meant "people in their early 20's"), and doesn't sound really, really weird.

However, I will say that the "panties test" aspect is right on.  You should not be wearing pants so tight that we can all see the exact shape and/or color of your underwear.  Unfortunately, I usually have to settle for pants that are either too big in the waist, too tight in the butt, or too damn long.  I actually have to wear control-top pants to work just so they aren't hanging off my waist.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1374 on: June 27, 2012, 07:16:46 pm »
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Honestly, "Secret Keeper Girl" fails right off the bat for using the word "tweens."

I don't like the word "tweens."  Frankly, the word "pre-teen" means the same thing, is less confusing (when I first saw the word "tween," I honestly thought it meant "people in their early 20's"), and doesn't sound really, really weird.

"Tweens" is supposed to be short for "Betweens", as in, between childhood and being a teenager. It's a dumb buzz-word, though, so I prefer "preteens" too.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1376 on: June 27, 2012, 07:34:53 pm »
I failed 4 of the 6 modesty tests. I'm in sweatpants and a t-shirt...

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Here's a letter A sewn on your shirt. Next time, it will be branded on your forehead.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1377 on: June 28, 2012, 12:02:23 am »
wrong thread.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1378 on: June 28, 2012, 08:08:08 am »
I failed 4 of the 6 modesty tests. I'm in sweatpants and a t-shirt...

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PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!

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Honestly, "Secret Keeper Girl" fails right off the bat for using the word "tweens."

I don't like the word "tweens."  Frankly, the word "pre-teen" means the same thing, is less confusing (when I first saw the word "tween," I honestly thought it meant "people in their early 20's"), and doesn't sound really, really weird.

"Tweens" is supposed to be short for "Betweens", as in, between childhood and being a teenager. It's a dumb buzz-word, though, so I prefer "preteens" too.

Yes, but I didn't find that out until quite a few months after I first heard the word.  And...you can't say "tweens" without "twee." :P
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1379 on: June 28, 2012, 10:30:10 am »