Edit: THIRTY-FIVE? Dude, that's nothing to brag about. Your "jokes" & overall writing style sound like they come from a 12-year-old. If that's true, you are a total manchild.
Besides, if you don't get an account, you can't get banned for flagrantly disregarding the rules, then calling it persecution.
And isn't that what you REALLY want?
Anywho, I don't have much experience with the RR/Brony thing, but they are surprisingly...tolerant of anime, for lack of a better word. It's interesting, because you can be a fan of Fullmetal Alchemist & no one questions you, but you quoting this would probably get you banned:
"Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 25 kilograms. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kilograms. Phosphorus, 800 grams. Salt, 250 grams. Saltpeter, 100 grams. Sulfur, 80 grams. Fluorine, 7.5 grams, Iron, 5 grams, silicon 3 grams. That's the exact elemental composition of the average adult human body, right down to the last specks of protein in your eye lashes. And in case you're wondering? All of those ingredients can be bought on a child's allowance. Humans can be made on the cheap! There's no magic to it."
Sure is fanboy in here.