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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5445 on: April 02, 2013, 05:35:18 am »
Mockery of ideas you don't comprehend or understand is the surest mark of unintelligence.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5446 on: April 02, 2013, 08:07:02 am »

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"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5447 on: April 02, 2013, 08:15:43 am »


I'm fairly certain that you can't do that.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5449 on: April 02, 2013, 09:07:10 pm »

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"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5451 on: April 02, 2013, 10:39:58 pm »
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, insomniac, and agnostic?

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5452 on: April 03, 2013, 12:46:15 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5453 on: April 03, 2013, 06:08:07 am »
I was looking at some X-COM stuff and when I see the concept images about thin man there are two things that come to my mind:

1) This is really cool.
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2) I would love to see them doing breakdancing. Look at their moves.
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The third thing that came to my mind is this scenario:
It is feared that aliens are connected to the mass disappearances in a city and X-COM has monitored the situation. Finally after receiving words of a reliable source identifying aliens in the area X-COM sends their operatives to find and exterminate these creatures.

X-COM soldiers are scanning the area for hostile aliens. A rookie, private Svensson, creeps along the side of a building, clutching his rifle in his hands, he has been ordered to check the the scene in case some civilians are still in the area while the more experienced troops are closing in on the main group of hostiles.

As he and hears some strange sounds his heartbeat is rising and his hands are sweaty, this is his first time actual mission and despite being sent to "guard the rear" he is nervous at being alone. As he gets closer he recognises the sound as music coming from an alley, command orders him to check the disturbance. He turns on his flashlight as he comes around the corner and-

A group of Thin Men are in the alley, one of them is imitating beatboxing while another spins on the ground, others are just chilling around. As they notice the flashlight they all stop, the music is still roaring from the boombox on a trashcan nearby as the aliens silently stare at the rookie. A second passes and the aliens scramble to action, they scatter around jumping trhough windows or chimmying up the walls, one of them grabs the boombox and hisses at the rookie before somersaulting over a car and disappearing into the night.

"-spond. I repeat, Private Svensson have you got a visual on the disturbance? Respond."

"....Uhhhh... Command, I have no idea what I just saw."


Aaaand back to funny pictures:
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No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5454 on: April 03, 2013, 11:25:04 am »


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No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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« Reply #5458 on: April 04, 2013, 12:06:10 am »
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« Reply #5459 on: April 04, 2013, 11:29:22 am »


See! See?! There is a gay agenda! And the worst part is, straight people are turning gay the second a good Kristian soul espouses the Holey Whar on Gheys as is their doody to gawd!

The story seems unlikely, but then, I have personally used OpenTable (the restaurant reservation system) to alert every restaurant manager in town about nutty or fraudster customers that nobody needs in their place of business....so I can see it happening amongst a group of local managers who know each other from weekly conference calls. :)
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