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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7410 on: September 24, 2013, 01:55:43 am »
German children's book about what children aren't suppose to do. Called Der Struwwelpeter. It was a required text in our German class. That one is where the girl plays with matches and catches on fire and burns to ashes, after those poor poor cats warned her not to play with matches.

And here's one about spoiled children who refuse to eat their soup.



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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7411 on: September 24, 2013, 02:15:33 am »
Gott en himmel... (yes, I know I probably spelled that wrong)

I have to admit, the one with the cats got to me... because... you know... crying cats.  How frikkin' sad is that?

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7412 on: September 24, 2013, 02:57:33 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGBWyOhnSn4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGBWyOhnSn4</a>


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« Reply #7414 on: September 24, 2013, 01:34:45 pm »
Was looking and wondering, "Where is the drain for the right side urinal?" And then, I realized that the world's most awkward public commode is also the world's cheapest, and comically creepiest. Not only does it force two desperate-to-pee guys into a literal face to face pissing match, it also forces them into an ancient, traditional contractual agreement ritual. Their pee streams are mingled together by an archway opening from the right to the left side, so their two piss streams become as one on the way down the single drain. Hmmm, I guess the tacit contract agreement would be never to talk about what just happened to anyone for the rest of their lives.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7415 on: September 24, 2013, 01:55:14 pm »
Mind you, I'm not anti Brony at all, but this one is a good snarky parody of the Brony sterotype, and also pokes fun a little at the queasy extreme end of the fandom;

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6023crXgIQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6023crXgIQ</a>
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7416 on: September 24, 2013, 03:44:21 pm »
22:22 <SugarFreeJazz> the time for hats is now

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7417 on: September 24, 2013, 04:58:38 pm »

22:22 <SugarFreeJazz> the time for hats is now

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7418 on: September 24, 2013, 05:24:39 pm »
I want to find the video that was taken from O_o
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7419 on: September 24, 2013, 05:28:41 pm »
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« Reply #7420 on: September 24, 2013, 09:31:51 pm »
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I could of sworn I'd posted this somewhere. The best part if that this took place during some Russian political press conference and was apparently flown by a member of the opposing party to that of the person speaking. The speaker was Gary Kasparov. Yes, that Gary Kasparov.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_5-RIa3_9s" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_5-RIa3_9s</a>

I can't find the subtitled version right now, but I remember Kasparov said something to the effect of "and here you see the maturity level of the opposition" upon seeing the flying dick.

One Youtube comment was: "it's simple, really. Kasparov avoids check by the penis with ...Bxc3! the penis is forced to retreat, and Kasparov is free to pursue the counter-cock gambit line."

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7421 on: September 24, 2013, 10:28:04 pm »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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« Reply #7422 on: September 24, 2013, 10:35:52 pm »


That escalated quickly.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7423 on: September 24, 2013, 10:39:00 pm »
My entire body aches from the use of that pun.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7424 on: September 24, 2013, 10:41:08 pm »
This is a weird ass alien figure I found for sale on Deal Extreme. It's sold for nearly $40 and is in the category "Toys for All Ages".

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