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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8295 on: January 14, 2014, 07:42:53 pm »
The nerdy girl I seduced with boob-related math problems is a redhead.
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« Reply #8296 on: January 14, 2014, 08:07:04 pm »
Oh, dude. Marry her.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8297 on: January 14, 2014, 08:30:22 pm »
The nerdy girl I seduced with boob-related math problems is a redhead.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8298 on: January 14, 2014, 08:38:15 pm »
I mean, she's no Mary Jane Watson or anything. She's not traditionally attractive, and a little masculine. But I don't mind.

Our flirting last night was basically nothing but sexual double-entendres disguised as science jokes. Like saying that I'd squeeze her boobs to the quantum limit.

I opened with a picture of me making a seductive face with the caption "Pluto's a planet, baby."
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8299 on: January 14, 2014, 09:54:44 pm »
John 14:6?  What?  I somehow doubt that's a quote from John 14:6 lol.

To be fair, it's not awful:

John 14:6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.


I suppose if someone were using Jesus as their GPS, they would quickly meet their Maker  :\

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8300 on: January 14, 2014, 10:04:41 pm »
FUCK YOU REDHEADS ARE UBER SEXY!

I would find a great number of Redhead character attractive if it weren't for the fact that they are always reduced to "waifu" material by their fans.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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« Reply #8302 on: January 15, 2014, 12:40:24 am »
But...but...but... aren't "Gingers' slang for redheads in Britain? It must be awkward having dual meanings like that.


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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8303 on: January 15, 2014, 12:46:15 am »
I remember someone complaining about how our hair colors got reversed: "ginger" is used for redheads, while "strawberry blonde" is used for hair that's actually the color of ginger.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8304 on: January 15, 2014, 07:38:25 am »
What's wrong with being ginger?  I never understood that...
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8305 on: January 15, 2014, 08:31:05 am »
As far as I've understood, the hatred against gingers started in Britain because the Brits didn't like the Irish and there Irish were stereotypically presented being red haired. (Apparently at least at the time red hair was more common in Ireland.) Then after a while it sorta got stuck that being red haired was bad in itself, even if you weren't Irish. And at some point all those "gingers have no souls" and other stuff grew.

The ginger hate has gotten pretty weird along the years, but it basically started as "we hate those other people for not being our kind of people." And the only distinctive thing, that would separate "them" from "us" was the red hair. So basically, it is just one type of racism/bigotry. There is no need for the groups to have different skin colour for there to be racism, just as long as you can think of SOMETHING that helps you divide people into different groups.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8306 on: January 15, 2014, 10:04:55 am »
Are there actually people who seriously hate on gingers? I've always perceived stuff like this as tongue-in-cheek.
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8307 on: January 15, 2014, 10:17:17 am »
Are there actually people who seriously hate on gingers? I've always perceived stuff like this as tongue-in-cheek.

Yeah me too.  Don't think I've ever encountered and 100% serious and real ginger hate. Obviously that doesn't mean it doesn't exist but it's about the only form of prejudice ive not actually witnessed in a non-joking form.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8308 on: January 15, 2014, 11:22:04 am »
In my experience, the recent revival of ginger-hate as a meme started when South Park mentioned it. Prior to that, red hair was near-universally considered attractive, and then people started quoting that stupid episode over and over until it turned into an unstoppable meme.

South Park seems to spawn shit like that all the time for some reason.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8309 on: January 15, 2014, 11:25:23 am »
South Park seems to spawn shit like that all the time for some reason.

Blame idiots who don't get the satire.