The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread

[Askold]

We are going to have a stamp with a nude guy's ass on it. There is something about that, that just makes me feel so patriotic and proud.

It looks more like a female ass to me, what with the thighs being apart and yet nothing at all swinging in the breeze. Well, that or he's got a particularly bad case of micro-schween.

Or his "schween" could be erect.

But what about his scrotum? Pretty sure that always dangles, regardless of sexual arousal.

Do you see that black shading right between the legs? Scrotum would be there but it is obscured.

Maybe it was partially censored so that they could put it on a stamp, or maybe it was originally like that. I don't know his artwork well enough to be certain.

[Hoplite]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEnKLhi83J8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEnKLhi83J8</a>

[Cataclysm]

Does this actually happen?

And like, who say "I don't go for short people" besides Strawman?

well, let's see... about 89% of women.

Nearly half of men in the study indicated that their tallest acceptable date could be taller than them or their height (24 and 23 percent, respectively), while 53 percent required their date to be shorter than them. But a whopping 89 percent of women said the shortest person they would date would still have to be taller than them. Only seven percent would accept someone who was their height, and just four percent would allow for a shorter guy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alison-denisco/dating-women-men-whos-taller_b_1527117.html

[Ultimate Paragon]

Does this actually happen?

And like, who say "I don't go for short people" besides Strawman?

well, let's see... about 89% of women.

Nearly half of men in the study indicated that their tallest acceptable date could be taller than them or their height (24 and 23 percent, respectively), while 53 percent required their date to be shorter than them. But a whopping 89 percent of women said the shortest person they would date would still have to be taller than them. Only seven percent would accept someone who was their height, and just four percent would allow for a shorter guy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alison-denisco/dating-women-men-whos-taller_b_1527117.html

You also have the example that took place behind-the-scenes in Back to the Future.  They had serious trouble casting an actress to play Marty McFly's girlfriend because the women on the set wanted her to be shorter than him.  This proved difficult, because Michael J. Fox isn't that big a guy.

[Random Gal]

[lord gibbon]

Point of order, that's merely an assult rifle, not a full fledged machine gun.

[Hoplite]

Does this actually happen?

And like, who say "I don't go for short people" besides Strawman?

well, let's see... about 89% of women.

Nearly half of men in the study indicated that their tallest acceptable date could be taller than them or their height (24 and 23 percent, respectively), while 53 percent required their date to be shorter than them. But a whopping 89 percent of women said the shortest person they would date would still have to be taller than them. Only seven percent would accept someone who was their height, and just four percent would allow for a shorter guy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alison-denisco/dating-women-men-whos-taller_b_1527117.html

You also have the example that took place behind-the-scenes in Back to the Future.  They had serious trouble casting an actress to play Marty McFly's girlfriend because the women on the set wanted her to be shorter than him.  This proved difficult, because Michael J. Fox isn't that big a guy.

I guess videomaking was more challenging back then that they couldn't do what Tom Cruise does today with the casted leading ladies who are all taller than him... he wears lifts.

[Hoplite]

So many bears here. I am going to have to re-read Richard Adam's Shardik. I haven't seen it since the mid 70's, it kicked ass. I doubt anyone could make a movie out of it, though.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1n3quw/i_am_richard_adams_author_of_watership_down/

[I am lizard]

Does this actually happen?

And like, who say "I don't go for short people" besides Strawman?

well, let's see... about 89% of women.

Nearly half of men in the study indicated that their tallest acceptable date could be taller than them or their height (24 and 23 percent, respectively), while 53 percent required their date to be shorter than them. But a whopping 89 percent of women said the shortest person they would date would still have to be taller than them. Only seven percent would accept someone who was their height, and just four percent would allow for a shorter guy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alison-denisco/dating-women-men-whos-taller_b_1527117.html

Okay fine, the double standard's real, but I highly doubt women go out of there way to mock short guys or something.

[chitoryu12]

Okay fine, the double standard's real, but I highly doubt women go out of there way to mock short guys or something.

Not women who wouldn't ordinarily mock people. But women who are already willing to make fun of someone are pretty damn likely to take a man's small stature into consideration when thinking about what to say.

[I am lizard]

Okay fine, the double standard's real, but I highly doubt women go out of there way to mock short guys or something.

Not women who wouldn't ordinarily mock people. But women who are already willing to make fun of someone are pretty damn likely to take a man's small stature into consideration when thinking about what to say.

Of course, they like to mock people.
therefore they like to mock people. 

I guess the comic gives off an unmistakable reddit-smell.

[Ironchew]

an unmistakable reddit-smell.

You rang, m'lord?

[I am lizard]

an unmistakable reddit-smell.

You rang, m'lord?

You seem to be of an indoctrinated mind, perhaps you would like me to educate you?

[Ironchew]

an unmistakable reddit-smell.

You rang, m'lord?

You seem to be of an indoctrinated mind, perhaps you would like me to educate you?

As long as that "education" involves leather products and chains, go nuts.

[I am lizard]

an unmistakable reddit-smell.

You rang, m'lord?

You seem to be of an indoctrinated mind, perhaps you would like me to educate you?

As long as that "education" involves leather products and chains, go nuts.

I'm going to give you a lecture on how the fed is raping are freedoms via fascist restrictions on are currency and how the only solution is to force them to establish the gold standard.

While you're chained to a wall and I'm wearing a leather coat for some reason.