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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9555 on: August 07, 2014, 09:33:18 pm »
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« Reply #9557 on: August 08, 2014, 08:16:53 pm »
Here's a picture I actually took myself. This is the back door to the large metal building in which my family live (in an apartment above the offices).



Yeah, the method of closing the door at night is medieval as fuck. The double doors have a latch on top of one door that hold it closed, and the left door's handle locks in to the other door. The way it's set up wasn't as secure as we would have liked when we installed it. If you jiggled and  pushed hard enough it could open when locked. Solution? Well we got so steel strips, a blowtorch, and a 2x4. If you look closely the board strangely fits perfectly in the first "step" in the door frame.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9559 on: August 08, 2014, 09:04:22 pm »
Here's a picture I actually took myself. This is the back door to the large metal building in which my family live (in an apartment above the offices).



Yeah, the method of closing the door at night is medieval as fuck. The double doors have a latch on top of one door that hold it closed, and the left door's handle locks in to the other door. The way it's set up wasn't as secure as we would have liked when we installed it. If you jiggled and  pushed hard enough it could open when locked. Solution? Well we got so steel strips, a blowtorch, and a 2x4. If you look closely the board strangely fits perfectly in the first "step" in the door frame.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9560 on: August 08, 2014, 10:06:35 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9561 on: August 08, 2014, 11:55:45 pm »
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« Reply #9562 on: August 09, 2014, 08:53:19 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9564 on: August 10, 2014, 06:49:47 pm »
...They could have just shown an Asian kid who's good at baseball as oppose to math.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9565 on: August 10, 2014, 06:57:52 pm »
...They could have just shown an Asian kid who's good at baseball as oppose to math.
I think it was chosen for irony's sake.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9566 on: August 10, 2014, 07:22:09 pm »
...They could have just shown an Asian kid who's good at baseball as oppose to math.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9567 on: August 10, 2014, 07:33:05 pm »
...They could have just shown an Asian kid who's good at baseball as oppose to math.

Not to perpetuate racial stereotypes, but there are a few in American Major Leagues, mostly as relief pitchers. There was one in last year's World Series that was so good that when he came in the 8th or 9th inning, you could be assured he'd shut down the batting order 1-2-3 with guarantees.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9568 on: August 10, 2014, 07:57:27 pm »
...They could have just shown an Asian kid who's good at baseball as oppose to math.

It wouldn't have the intended effect. The joke here is partly on the audience -- a lot of Americans pride themselves on being bad at math and anti-intellectual in general, so it could be said that the PSA is making fun of them, too.

This isn't true about the baseball analogy.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #9569 on: August 10, 2014, 09:04:56 pm »
Heck, baseball is a major sport in Japan
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