Another option for WWJD is going to church with a whip to attack people and flipping tables while shouting and swearing.
...I am putting this in spoiler because it contains dildos. Lightsaber dildos.
They are only 50$ a piece, so the price ain't bad.
...And now I am wondering how many people could say no to lightsaber duels with those? Regardless of their sexual orientation. (I think shyness would be the factor preventing folks from joining in.)
...Someone needs to digitally remaster the movies with those instead of the sabers they really used.
Spoilered due to size (but this time SFW)