I DIDN'T TRAIN FOR THE PUDDING, RAAAAH
I must be really tired, because I read "train" and thought it was the wrong word, as if the transportation and the verb are two different spellings.Then take the bus instead.
Shane wasn't a mod before...?
Ooh, we have markup for spoilers now!(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b52/sidog/art/hey.png)(click to show/hide)
I'm about to start the crazy task of backing up the old IRC Quotes thread. The memories must live.
Any thread killers out there?
I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.
Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.
I'm about to start the crazy task of backing up the old IRC Quotes thread. The memories must live.
HADES
I fuckin love you, man.
But... But... the first post in Thread Killer is supposed to beQuote from: SaveTheBalesAny thread killers out there?
I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.
Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.
My life no longer has meaning.
My life no longer has meaning.
But... But... the first post in Thread Killer is supposed to be*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*Quote from: SaveTheBalesAny thread killers out there?
I feel like one at times. I don't know if it's just me spouting stupid shit for which there's no rational response (cause I'm a goofy bastard and have no pride), or because I just get ignored. Having no pride I don't let it bother me. But I've noticed it on more than one message board.
Anyone who feels the same, please post your thoughts. Anyone who thinks I'm just a goofy bastard thread-killing asshat, ignore me. I'm OK with that, too.
My life no longer has meaning.
I had my first bowel movement of the year this morning. Finally. I was getting a little worried.
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
No, but I appreciate the gesture anyway.My life no longer has meaning.*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*
Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
No, but I appreciate the gesture anyway.My life no longer has meaning.*Pinches Sigma's nose with a monkey wrench.*
Oh, you weren't saying that people weren't being mean anymore. Oops.
Fact: I saved the Thread Killer OP in a txt file and a copy of SaveTheBales' avatar, just in case the forum collapsed and we needed to rebuild. Again. And then this happens.
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.Well, I’m a pen!
That's funny. Do you know what else is funny? The computer is replacing the pen, I mean, just look where you're posting from.How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.Well, I’m a pen!
I look forward to a relaxing retirement. Complete with pension.you must suffer a punishment for that! Deaht's too good for you. First, you'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill you
Will I get to scream back at the robots?I must agree on the fact that the pen can create more heinous crimes against humanity than a sword could ever comprehend. I mean, just look at "My Immortal".
And you could do so much worse to me. I think you know that, but you’re afraid to do so because you know that I am mighter than the sword.
I hope Jazzy signs up for the new forum soon. And finds out the new route to the IRC. Jaaaaaaaaazzy.
Huh, I've not posted here yet. Have some carrots:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uqBx13aymCE/TE7W1JLmByI/AAAAAAAADb0/BekLmYjctcw/s400/41J36PY5RJL.jpg)
Where can I get carrots like that?
They should be an ingredient in Gay Soup, which would obviously have to have a white sauce.
What if it's a straight guy who is just really open to anyone pursuing whatever sexuality pleases them? 8)While the guy is all-around decent, he doesn’t sound very fabulous.
I'm wondering. Once everyone's fully shifted from the old forum to here and it's undoubtedly and completely dead, would anyone object to me posting fucktons of porn over there until proboards shuts it down? After all, when you abandon ship, it's rather poor form not to scuttle it (assuming it's not already sinking).
I was wondering...
If you fail, you are not really a total failure as, at the very least, you have been successful at failing.
If you see what I mean.
And if you succeed, you fail to fail, right?
So does this potentially mean, and hence we can hypothesise, that any absolute in a physical realm produces a paradox?
And if you succeed, you fail to fail, right?
So does this potentially mean, and hence we can hypothesise, that any absolute in a physical realm produces a paradox?
Also cheeseburgers.Better: Butterburger Cheeseburgers.
Also cheeseburgers.Better: Butterburger Cheeseburgers.
Mmmmmmm!
Fixed that for you. :PAlso cheeseburgers.Better: Turkey Cheeseburgers.
Mmmmmmm!
There is no 'grey side'. There are grey Jedi which have both light and dark side powers used. However you can think of 'grey side' as the Unifying Force (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unifying_Force) if you desire, I suppose.That's kinda my point. The Jedi, with their stark light-and-dark division, seem to be, y'know, dealing in absolutes.
Oh, so you're going after the quote about how it's... gotcha. *shrugs*There is no 'grey side'. There are grey Jedi which have both light and dark side powers used. However you can think of 'grey side' as the Unifying Force (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unifying_Force) if you desire, I suppose.That's kinda my point. The Jedi, with their stark light-and-dark division, seem to be, y'know, dealing in absolutes.
I think my dark sense of humor is going to get me in trouble some day. Amazingly not everyone likes abortion jokes.I don't understand.
So, several days into a bout of what I am assuming is strep throat and I have no idea what to take for it. I don't like taking nyquil, brand name or store brand, cause it makes me feel loopy and I don't like that. I'll go to the doctor if it gets bad enough but I prefer to let my immune system work itself out. Suggestions on how to ride out the storm?
I think my dark sense of humor is going to get me in trouble some day. Amazingly not everyone likes abortion jokes.So you're just gonna abort them, then?
Just go to the ruddy doctor. That's what they're there for.Easier said than done (and paid for) in some jurisdictions. :(
Smite for possibly not knowing about the Decameron before today.Smite because it's a button.
And also because you were at +2/-1.
Smite for possibly not knowing about the Decameron before today.
"Left sock plus Spider Kneecap equals 'the fuck'! LEARN!"
I will see your quails...And now, a lamprey, with bonus human.
(http://i.imgur.com/KCpOr.gif)
And raise you a jackalope!
(http://i.imgur.com/xKViL.jpg)
Behold, the most amazing animal of all:(http://images01.olx.com/ui/1/81/76/8397576_1.jpg)
The dog.
(http://completedogfood.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/complete-dog-food.bmp)
I got my first smite. I don't know what it's for, but I will cherish it forever.Legs
Is that some sort of algae?Yeah, some species in the synedra genus.
Because it is a button and buttons are made to be pushed.That's exactly what labelling such is for, so when the trap it triggers activates the fault is totally on them, as it said not to push it.
Which makes you wonder what they're thinking when they label something "Do not push". That just makes a lot of people want to push more.
Why can I post without an account?You can't. That post never happened.
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.
(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)
...
Past life?
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.
(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)
...
Past life?
So you’re saying you’ve been a bitch in your past 50 lives? :DHas anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.
(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff388/Chi_Shiro/406997_2922847343813_1039735034_3016864_1199198600_n.jpg)
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Past life?
Very true. You can flip a coin 50 time and have it land on heads every time.
That makes me want to set fire to my screen.You don't like Daphnia? But it just wants to be your friend.
Will do.Thanks. Appreciate that. ;D
(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)It's strangely adorable.
n another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?I’m on 25.
In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?I use 50. I'm just that hardcore.
(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)It's strangely adorable.
In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?
I appreciate the gesture.(http://i.imgur.com/oPE7P.gif)It's strangely adorable.
In another, unrelated question: How many people use the 25 post per page format other than me?
You're an idiot.
Not really, I just wanted to try out the Crocker's Rules thing.
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/01/romney_income_calculator_how_much_does_mitt_make_how_long_would_it_take_him_to_earn_your_salary_.html3 hours 38 minutes :-\
No matter how I adjusted, it never exceeded 18 hours. And I work in investment banking.
The dishes are never done.When did you steal my life?
The dishes will never be done.
My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.
Kittens are cute.
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?
Question: Is it normal to go picnicking in a graveyard?In certain cultures: Yes.
The dishes are never done.When did you steal my life?
The dishes will never be done.
My life is a spiral of dirty dish water and sadness.
Kittens are cute.
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
Joke's on you, there's been a drought lately.Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
Remember what I said about tormenting?Joke's on you, there's been a drought lately.Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
...actually, would you mind sending some more rain this way? The economy is kinda agriculture-dependent.
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.That sounds like something I'd say.
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070602231421/muppet/images/9/97/Sirdidymus.png)
I know that's not a quote from Sir Didymus, but I at least tried to put it in a manner he would say it.Well, I was intending to go witha a joke that was supposed to be about Sir Didymus not being an epididymis, but I guess that works, too. :D
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.
I think I might be tone deaf.
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.I sing horribly as well. That doesn't stop me from singing, I just do it when no one is around.
I think I might be tone deaf.
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-too-long.gif)
Edit: Sim I graduated from AVU (ArtVandelay University). I have a diploma printed on a photocopy of Art's whipped out wang. Totally Legit.I'm jealous. That sounds so much more awesome than the standard diploma I have buried at the bottom of some closet.
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?As the resident Person Who Gives An Undeserved Amount Of Importance To This Thread's History, I will tell you the tale.
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...
I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?As the resident Person Who Gives An Undeserved Amount Of Importance To This Thread's History, I will tell you the tale.
Basically, there was this thread about someone who felt they were a thread killer, i.e. nobody replied to their posts in a thread and so it died. People kept the thread about thread killing alive because, y'know, funny. Since it had to be kept alive at all costs, people posted on any subject at all. The conversation died down sometimes, but eventually someone remembered it and posted again. It was reincarnated time and time again after forum issues made it die, and after we switched forums to ProBoards, and then after we switched to SimpeMachines.
The full story is much more detailed and glorious, but eh. Nobody cares.
Basically, there was this thread about someone who felt they were a thread killer, i.e. nobody replied to their posts in a thread and so it died. People kept the thread about thread killing alive because, y'know, funny. Since it had to be kept alive at all costs, people posted on any subject at all. The conversation died down sometimes, but eventually someone remembered it and posted again. It was reincarnated time and time again after forum issues made it die, and after we switched forums to ProBoards, and then after we switched to SimpeMachines.
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...
I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)
That's awesome. Where did you find it?
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrei9SGto1qas05eo1_500.jpg)Nerds in Love, eh?
these rings are fascinating. Waveform of the owner's voice when they say 'I do'.
EDIT- wait... you mean like actual ads on tv? Never seen 'em either way...Radio ads, actually. Advertising for Netflix.
Emcee: If the grass is greener on the other side, what does the doorbell sound like?(Not an actual example.)
Contestant: Uh, kumquat?
Emcee: Correct!
Emcee: How fast can you watch movies using Netflix?(actual example)
Contestant: Instantly.
Emcee: Correct! You can stream movies instantly using your computer, gaming console, or other devices!
If you ask me, that's fake. 2.6 gigabyte floppies are about as plausible as the Bible.
I went downstairs to get a glass of water and I came back with toast instead. I'm not sure how that happened.
Yay, we're back!
Put this in the wrong thread initially. Derp. Anyways...
I'm considering buying a Terraria shirt. Normally I wouldn't bother with something so tacky but my current supply of shirts are getting a little old. Besides, is this not an awesome design?
(http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/9b7d1b771926.jpg)
Y'know, if I ever wanted to live in the United States for any reason at all, as of late, it'd probably be in order to enjoy the sheer, utter bizarrity that is CNN (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-february-13-2012/cnn-s-coverage-of-whitney-houston-s-death). Were they always like this, or was it the ratings beating from Fox that set them off?
That's why you get an Egg McMuffin.
:O
I don't even know what to say.
That's why you get an Egg McMuffin.
I don't like eggs :<
Eggs are one of my favorite foods. It's sad when people don't like them.Eggs are one of the best foods ever.
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.
Hey, it could be worse. You could be like a young woman who chooses not to study very hard, and then fails her exams, struggles against the lack of job opportunities and then winds up on the streets and turns to prostitution in order to avoid penniless destitution. Then you'd be... well, you'd be in a worse position, is my point here.*
*too dark?
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.I don't even remember then last time I ate at a McDonald's. Hopefully I won't have to any time soon.
Why do I feel today's xkcd (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/first_post.png) is a stab at Paultards?
A couple of you might know about this rabbit I've posted about a few times over the last year or so. It lived under the pine trees in my back yard, and I used to see it around a lot. This morning I found it dead in the road :<
A couple of you might know about this rabbit I've posted about a few times over the last year or so. It lived under the pine trees in my back yard, and I used to see it around a lot. This morning I found it dead in the road :<That's too sad. :(
In other news, today I went to the take-away shop across the street for my lunch, they gave me a few free chips with it and I got a semi. Is that normal, or do I like free stuff just a little too much?
In other news, today I went to the take-away shop across the street for my lunch, they gave me a few free chips with it and I got a semi. Is that normal, or do I like free stuff just a little too much?
It could just be a post hoc fallacy. Was there anyone moderately attractive in the vicinity and within a clear line of sight (probability says quite potentially, unless your standards are stringent, there are very few people around or the place was hosting the Annual Convention of Extraordinarily Ugly Individuals)?
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?
So I'm taking a piss, and I get distracted by an amusing thought mid-stream, causing me to momentarily lose control of my aim and for a split second miss the toilet. However, the urine that missed the bowl actually landed in the nearby bin. Tell me, would this count as a fail or a win?
Do you do it in the shower, too?
Suggestions welcome.
You can have all the stink bugs in my apartment, Jeb. I don't want them.
You can have all the stink bugs in my apartment, Jeb. I don't want them.
Are they baby stink bugs? Those are the only kind I want.
I throw my stink bugs out of the window.
You can't fix stupid.Nope. You can’t. I usually hold out a bit of hope that I am dealing with ignorance instead, but in this case, I would say this was just stupid.
I ate too much pizza.
I don't think "god damn it" counts as a swear these day. Maybe in the 50's, but not so much now.
I don't think "god damn it" counts as a swear these day. Maybe in the 50's, but not so much now.
I still see it regularly censored in movies shown on TV.
My first obscenity was the word "Fuck". However, I pronounced it wrong. "Fook".
I 'fuck'ed like a Scotsman.
My first obscenity was the word "Fuck". However, I pronounced it wrong. "Fook".
I 'fuck'ed like a Scotsman.
I have to respectfully point out that we don't say "fuck" like that! If I'm not mistaken saying it as "fook" is a Yorkshire/Lancashire thing. We say it pretty much as normal with a big emphasis on the "Fff...". This is best exemplified by our lord and saviour Billy Connolly as seen below. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNf7YKT5scQ
robot dinosaurs roam the earth once more.
Going if you're prone to seizures wouldn't be a bright idea.
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things. :-\ I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.
It all depends on how you define "explode" in the context of a penis.
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things. :-\ I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.
I'm in the 99% that can't name all 9 Justices. I know most of them, but seems I always forget one or two.A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things. :-\ I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.
Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(
I'm in the 99% that can't name all 9 Justices. I know most of them, but seems I always forget one or two.A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things. :-\ I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.
Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(
Depressing thing involving animals:A dead animal on the road is always a sad sight to see, pet or otherwise. :((click to show/hide)
@BreakingNews: Wisconsin elections board orders historic recall election against Republican Governor Scott Walker - @AP
SJGR :D
I fear what I'll be like when I'm actually old, considering my already frequent usage of "back in the day" and "damn kids."
Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...
Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...
I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt :P
Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...
I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt :P
I'm pretty sure that a lot of parents think all their children are special. Once down the street there was a family with only one son, who had serious seizures that resulted in developmental brain damage. They were brought on by eating too much sugar and as a result his parents had to regulate his diet very carefully. His parents considered him an "indigo child", and while I think it is a very stupid idea (but a genius scam), I do feel sorry for them. They were probably looking for some way, any way, to value their child's strengths and not focus on his weaknesses. He was a very sensitive boy. Unfortunately he moved away. Although I would like to meet him again and see how he's doing.
Bah... Kids don't know a thing about literature these days... *Waves cane*
I've actually never received that compliment, or compliments about my intelligence (or much anything), from my parents. I was told that by a couple of ex-coworkers and some people I've dated. Of course, I'm horribly immature and such a compliment couldn't be further from the truth ;D
My world! My world is dissolving! All sense is gone! D:Bah... Kids don't know a thing about literature these days... *Waves cane*
Too bad Christine Grant seems to be the same age as the author of Twilight. D:
*Sings*(http://i.imgur.com/VtkMC.jpg)
Soft kitten
Warm kitten
Little ball of fur
Happy kitten
Sleepy kitten
Purr purr purr
I fear what I'll be like when I'm actually old, considering my already frequent usage of "back in the day" and "damn kids."
I've never said damn kids, but I have yelled at some hipsters "damn hipsters, get outta my house. I don't like you and Pabst Blue Ribbon is not good beer"Well, my parents have always said I'm an old soul, wise beyond my years...
I've been told that too, so take compliments like that with a grain of salt :P
PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!
motherfucker.PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!
Oink oink suie yippie yo kai yay.
PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE!
Oink oink suie yippie yo kai yay.
Just got my second ever energy bill. And was I ever surprised.It's amazing how much electricity those baseboard heaters use. Running my AC in the summer costs half of what using heat in the winter costs.
Somehow, I managed to cut my average daily electricity usage to 40% of what it was from my first bill. Only real difference is that the spring weather is keeping the baseboard heaters from kicking in. I just didn’t have the proper frame of reference before to realize that that would make such a difference.
Just got my second ever energy bill. And was I ever surprised.It's amazing how much electricity those baseboard heaters use. Running my AC in the summer costs half of what using heat in the winter costs.
Somehow, I managed to cut my average daily electricity usage to 40% of what it was from my first bill. Only real difference is that the spring weather is keeping the baseboard heaters from kicking in. I just didn’t have the proper frame of reference before to realize that that would make such a difference.
Mark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night. With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower. WOOT. Way to go, Kid!
An old guy drove his car in circles til it broke, and this is somehow a sport. /deadpanMark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night. With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower. WOOT. Way to go, Kid!
I don't know what any of that means ;D ;D ;D
Mark Martin came in 3rd at Texas last night. With a blown exhaust and decimated horsepower. WOOT. Way to go, Kid!
I don't know what any of that means ;D ;D ;D
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nb4cnRuq1qb5gkjo1_500.png)ROFLAO
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nb4cnRuq1qb5gkjo1_500.png)
(http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/video-game-memes-the-sims-pets.gif)
Oddly enough, that was the suggestion I came up with when that meme got popular.
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.
Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P
rockstar 101 - You don't get to destroy your instruments till AFTER you play the song...This, boys and girls, is why we A) don't showboat until we've got some measure of talent and B) buy strap locks.
(http://i.imgur.com/PscxS.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/PscxS.gif)
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.
Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P
Well, then go ahead and make your own suggestion.
I picked that one purely for comedic value, not your specific sex life.
Oh, I'm well aware. Just sayin' it wouldn't be a suggestion I'd come up with all things considered. :P
Well, then go ahead and make your own suggestion.
Alone in the Dark was mine. Along with... hm. Well that was the only one. LOL
:o
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7419/563956939.jpg)
:o
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7419/563956939.jpg)
I sure hope that is a troll. Glee fans are aware that the songs are all pop culture covers, right?
on the same note...
(http://chzschooloffail.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/homework-class-test-bram-stoker-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave1.png)
I remember back in HS that some kids thought that Marilyn Manson was the original writer/singer for "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" Dissed yet another band I like (The Eurythmics).
EDIT: Always thought Annie Lennox was awesome-looking in that video.
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.They've been doing that a lot around here, too.
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.They've been doing that a lot around here, too.
You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."
Because NOT interfering in a country full ofPeople jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.They've been doing that a lot around here, too.
You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."
The KONY 2012 thing pisses me off to no end. First of all, anyone who has read anything about the situation in Uganda already knows who Joseph Kony is. Secondly, I don't think a bunch of white suburban slacktivists should be getting involved in such a sensitive situation, especially one in a different country with a vastly different culture. </rant>
Because NOT interfering in a country full of(sand) niggersgooksoilterroristsnon-whites is something America is known for...
If we don't do something to help these freedom fighters in Libya, we will reinforce the perception in the Arab World that the Western powers interfere in Middle Eastern affairs only when their own interests are at stake.
For the longest time, when I thought of J.K. Simmons, I could not help but hear in my head, “I trust my barber.” (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Spider-Man)
More recently, that was replaced with, “I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!” (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Portal)
But I think the new phrase is gonna eventually be, url=http://t
Everyone, Google "zerg rush" right now. Do it. You know you want to.
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy. So is my cousin's come to think of it. Chis are fartblossoms.
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy. So is my cousin's come to think of it. Chis are fartblossoms.
My greyhound can beat your aunt's chihuahua in gassiness.
If a saber is a type of curved sword, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabre) why is a lightsaber a straight sword?
You named your cat Dammit?
We don't care about no government warnings about the promotion of the simple life and the dams they're building.
Bring back Lazarus, and the first thing he sees is that?! I think I’d stroll right back into the tomb!...little did we know that Jesus was Lazarus's drinking buddy and one night when Lazarus got really drunk all his other drinking buddies wrapped him up and told his family he was dead - then had him entombed - Jesus thought the joke had gone too far and performed a 'miracle' but couldn't help making that face when he let Laz out... ?
lol - not sure if this is trying to be inspirational or ... what? All hail the Herp Derp Savior?
(http://i.imgur.com/CJRMA.jpg)
So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.psh - no, that would require him to get onto an aircraft carrier with a huge 'Mission Accomplished' sign behind him...
Kinda want this to happen for my birthday next month. T'would be freaking amazing (especially with frosting filling).So I guess Obama did decide to spike the football after all.psh - no, that would require him to get onto an aircraft carrier with a huge 'Mission Accomplished' sign behind him...
ooooo - this is a cool idea...
Make cookie bowls by turning your pan upside down
(http://i.imgur.com/JKwQo.jpg)
Or with a peanut butter filling with melted chocolate poured over it and left to harden.in the same theme - fill it with Reses Peanut Butter Minis and warm it up to get things good and melty...
This is awesome.
(http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/epic-win-photos-animal-coffee-table-win1.jpg)
Dude, I want one! (The Robo-Beast, not the hippo).okay. Don't forget the end tables...
wedding cake
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/alien-wedding-cake.jpg - I don't know if I'd want to eat this - but certainly attacking it with a knife would not be a problem...
Everything there is just too awesome for words. Especially that guitar!Dude, I want one! (The Robo-Beast, not the hippo).okay. Don't forget the end tables...
(http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/alien-tables.jpg)
Dining table...
(http://www.hrgiger.com/gegauf/loft.h1.jpg)
or the motor cycle...
(http://couchcutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Alien-motorcycle-1.jpg)
guitar
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guitar-500x375.jpg)
shoes
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qua4mSD41r3cbfvo1_400.jpg)
wedding cake
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/alien-wedding-cake.jpg) - I don't know if I'd want to eat this - but certainly attacking it with a knife would not be a problem...
Or just visit the Bar in Switzerland
(http://blog.sndimg.com/hgtv/design/HilaryJ/dh_cowboys-and-aliens_alien-lounge-catacombs.jpg)
Dude. Those pics are fucking awesome.if offered any of those - I'd have to go with the motorcycle...
I want dat ax.
guitar
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/guitar-500x375.jpg)
I have to potty right after eating or drinking.
A fart is an ass orgasm.
There are no secrets on FSTDT. :P
There are no secrets on FSTDT. :P
I've got a secret.(click to show/hide)
A fart is an ass orgasm.
In that case, I have multiples every day. ;D
You know, I'm thinking I want to reconfigure my Wi-Fi so that instead of asking for a password when you try to connect, it appears unsecured, then asks for a password as soon as you try to use the internet. That way, I can make it appear to be unsecured and call the network "free internet", then it can redirect to a page that says "nope, Chuck Testa" to ask for the password.
It would amuse me.
I like milk chocolate, anybody else?
I think "Game of Thrones" should be renamed "Incest Boobs".
Good marketing, that.That makes you want to go in and try it?
Just six legs. I've never seen one before. Somehow, I mustered the courage to put him outside.
(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/3/4811918_01e20ae651.jpg)
Like a creeper standing next to someone.
Just six legs. I've never seen one before. Somehow, I mustered the courage to put him outside.
The Trololo guy died. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html)
My dad never stopped talking (singing) about him.
Well, I took my final blow against Scott Walker today. Hope it helps get rid of him.I don't know if it'll help get rid of him, but for what it's worth I'm sure he enjoyed himself immensely.
(http://i.imgur.com/0Q8Gd.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/0Q8Gd.gif)
Wait a second - so this guy shoots two people just to get drinks that he doesn't even drink?
What a bastard.
Isn't it funny that the old forum, now devoid of mods, is being steadily overrun by spam bots? It really goes to show a typical forum exists on the edge of total collapse into anarchy.
That said, I wonder how long it'll be before Proboards realises that it's dead?
Yes.
So a short while ago I was planning to tug myself off to lesbian porn, got sidetracked when I got up to grab a wad of toilet paper and somehow ended up spending several hours listening to the Backstreet Boys instead (and no, it wasn't ironic).(http://i.imgur.com/HQSOT.gif)
I know this is probably a stupid question, but um... Does this mean I've lost all rights to call myself a heterosexual?
I'm up.
*Sings* All alone, all alone, all by myself.
Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.Thanks for that. Now not only do I have that song stuck in my head, but the line you quoted is the only one I know.
Lyrics
The Earth Band's recording of the song features several changed lyrics. The most prominent change is in the chorus, where Springsteen's "cut loose like a deuce" is replaced with "revved up like a deuce."[2][3][4]
This is commonly misheard as "wrapped up like a douche (the V sound in "revved" is almost unpronounced and the S sound in "deuce" is easy to mistake as an "SH" sound)."[5][6] Springsteen himself has joked about the controversy, claiming that it was not until Manfred Mann rewrote the song to be about a "feminine hygiene product" that it became popular.[7]
Oh mercy me. I love the 80s.
-- "Wrapped up like a douche"???-- lol(http://i50.tinypic.com/2yoxw7o.jpg)
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blow/blindedbythelight.htm#.T-F7w8XNkqg
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
There's also
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."
There's also
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."
Jimi is responsible for this and actually said that line many times during live concerts. It is also rumored that he pretended to be gay and in love with a fellow soldier to get kicked out of the army.
More reasons that is Jimi the man ;D
I am guilty of being so sure it was 'scuse me while I kiss this guy'. I even sang that line during Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Forget which game has the song.
As depraved as my mind can be, I never caught that line until I read that Jimi would sing that line here and there. This may be more unexpected as I listened to Jimi a lot in High School. I fondly remember playing Final Fantasy Tactics with The Ultimate Experience playing on my computer, they really should've put Machine Gun on that album, that was a great piece.
Though now I sing that line and my friends all look at me weird and I tell them that story and they're all "nuh uh" and I'm like "uh huh" and what are we talking about again?
Jeans and t-shirts make up the bulk of my wardrobe.
Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.
Also he claimed that polyamoury is disgusting while at the same time banging on about his own scat fetish at every opportunity.Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.
Was he the one who started babbling about us supposedly advocating genocide of Christians because WMD wanted to travel back in time and stop Christianity from spreading or something like that? And then told her that he wanted her to be raped and murdered?
I was amusing myself by seeing just how far Axl Rose has let himself go.
Then:
(http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheYXHSIHJVC2U=/imgAxl%20Rose2.jpg)
Now:
(http://www.moviespad.com/photos/axl-rose-2012-interview-f2502.jpg)
Jesus Christ.
Also he claimed that polyamoury is disgusting while at the same time banging on about his own scat fetish at every opportunity.Anyone remember when chagen came on the old board? I was just reading his posts, and they're fucking entertaining.
Was he the one who started babbling about us supposedly advocating genocide of Christians because WMD wanted to travel back in time and stop Christianity from spreading or something like that? And then told her that he wanted her to be raped and murdered?
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator (http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/). I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator (http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/). I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.
The body of Christ
Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned
The body of Christ
Oh what a body, I wish I could call it my own
I want to open up a YouTube channel with a fake persona: A paranoid conspiracy theorist who sees evidence of all the conspiracies working together wherever she looks. Anything taller than it is wide? Phallic imagery! A triangle? Pyramid UFOs! Dungeons and Dragons? It's the occult!(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/jet_fuel.png)
Korra season 1 is done. What to do, now?Bitch about how Young Justice stopped 1/3 of the way through season 2 to take a break until September?
I want to open up a YouTube channel with a fake persona: A paranoid conspiracy theorist who sees evidence of all the conspiracies working together wherever she looks. Anything taller than it is wide? Phallic imagery! A triangle? Pyramid UFOs! Dungeons and Dragons? It's the occult!Probably already been done a dozen times, though.
Personally, I think we should start a conspiracy theory about where all the conspiracy theories come from. I mean, it's odd, isn't it? They so often seem to come out of nowhere and spread across the Internet rapidly...
Apparently Aliens guy was a guest on Joe Rogan's podcast the other day. That's like a Fukushima of crazy.
Apparently my family is blessed with long life but not the mental faculties to endure it.
cuddle puddle in the planter...Methinks this would not be a good time to water that plant. :P
(http://i.imgur.com/wRzmA.png)
cuddle puddle in the planter...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KITTYPUSS!
(http://i.imgur.com/wRzmA.png)
Sometimes in hot weather, they'll gather around sources of moisture. Maybe they're attracted to the mint flavor... if it's mint flavor.
Ants can be very weird.
I am rofling over the new ads for IE. "Safer and sexier."
Thread Killer's still at only 53 pages...Ha HAAA - your at the top of page 54...
Awww yeah.
All these newfangled internet thingies and do-hickies that people are joining. Man, I remember when the Internet was made of Geocities, and little animated gifs of lava lamps and fire and things.
All these newfangled internet thingies and do-hickies that people are joining. Man, I remember when the Internet was made of Geocities, and little animated gifs of lava lamps and fire and things.
(http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab139/Screechybear77/rainbow-bar.gif)
Oh that takes me back.
I missed the Geocities era entirely. The earliest I was regularly using the internet was when Myspace was just becoming popular.
This thread is now about pants.
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2324/4735443700b.jpg)What kind of dentist carries a stethoscope?
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2324/4735443700b.jpg)What kind of dentist carries a stethoscope?
Guess how much schadenfreude I'm engaging in over the Olympic fiasco. Guess!
Guess how much schadenfreude I'm engaging in over the Olympic fiasco. Guess!
500 metric units of schadenfreude?
Infinite schadenfreude?
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)
Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.
(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)
Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.
So saying "Soccer" is the equivilant of 60,000 murdered Jews.(click to show/hide)
So saying "Soccer" is the equivilant of 60,000 murdered Jews.(yeah I said the "S"-word, if you don't like it then fuck you)Whilst I'm not condemning, that is a whole centihitler of heinousness.
What kind of candy?
The most creative (and probably most time consuming) use of sprinkles...
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cake_embroidery_with_sprinkles.jpg)
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
He was a rather persistent troll we had back on the old forums. He'd generally show up once a day or so, post a big fuckoff thread of copypasta and then bugger off. He also made a new account every time he did it. Fun times.Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?What is a Mabus impersonator? Surely not somebody impersonating the Secretary of the Navy, Ray Mabus?
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
How many of you guys use the buddy list on here?Oh, there's a buddy list?
Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
if you want some whargarrbl - look at this person's longer posts ( http://www.newser.com/user/83570342/1/luciano.html )Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
if you want some whargarrbl - look at this person's longer posts ( http://www.newser.com/user/83570342/1/luciano.html )Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
person is a drooling idiot...if you want some whargarrbl - look at this person's longer posts ( http://www.newser.com/user/83570342/1/luciano.html )Wow, it looks like the old forum has a Mabus impersonator. How about that?
I ventured back there thinking this was going to be a big spectacular whargarrbl. I have to admit, I was a bit disappointed.
That was a bit more like it!
Hey, the deep-fried Mars bar is the national dessert of Scotland.
"You're Scottish! Fry something!"
Fried Coke is frozen Coca-Cola-flavored batter that is deep-fried and then topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar, and a cherry... Fried Coke is estimated to have 830 Calories (3,500 kJ) per cup.
That's disgusting. It looked like funnel cake, at a glance.
Oh god, what have I done? I downloaded the Minecraft demo off the XBL marketplace earlier to see what the fuss is about and already it's got potential addiction written all over it :oIf you think that's addictive, try the PC version. It's amazing what mods can do to that game (looking at you, Technic Pack).
And The Aether mod.Oh god, what have I done? I downloaded the Minecraft demo off the XBL marketplace earlier to see what the fuss is about and already it's got potential addiction written all over it :oIf you think that's addictive, try the PC version. It's amazing what mods can do to that game (looking at you, Technic Pack).
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfulls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
Some nice WC poetry:
Here I sit brokenhearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
I've come across graffiti of that little rhyme a few times while in public washrooms. I suppose it's a notch above the usual "Call Mary Smith if you want a good time!" and "4/20 SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY" stuff.
We have a picture of a train with graffiti that reads "Islam sucks." Pretty sad.Yea, there's stupid stuff, but there are gems amongst the matrix sometimes.
sometimes it just takes the skill to know how to use what you have... or just the right place to put the right word...
EDIT: It also never fails to amaze me the quality of work people get from what's supposedly a store-bought spray can of paint. That's skilled airbrush quality stuff there.
watch this: Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.
Hey Peter, watch this!
*jumps off the roof with an umbrella and breaks both legs*
Sometimes I watch trains go by to look at the graffiti. There's some good stuff on them too sometimes.
Space, I'm so tempted to make you a Mark Martin avatar based upon Zachski's Bowser avatar.Would that be a good thing, or a bad thing? *muses*
Speaking of movie adaptations, I just heard the classic sitcom Alf is getting the CGI treatment for the big screen. Once again, Hollywood is threatening to take a great big shit on my childhood. >:(Erk! >_<
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/580911_468572289834588_1246170591_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/226229_402908633103420_1196767830_n.jpg)This is my most favorite warning sign ever.
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s480x480/226229_402908633103420_1196767830_n.jpg)This is my most favorite warning sign ever.
Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.
Next is peanut butter "may contain peanuts". If you can't figure that out without the warning, kill yourself. Eat that peanut butter, and kill yourself. You are too stupid to deserve any further nourishment.
Man, that pic takes me back... Even if it's just the price of gasoline.
I'm a nostalgic person, what can I say?
I remember when a pack of smokes cost, like, $5. Now they're between $11-$13.
Awful in what way? Generally, or to post messages on a message board with?Generally. It's slower than dial-up and the resolution is so bad that text is almost unreadable.
I tend to use my computer to post messages, and play games with my gaming thingies.
Awful in what way? Generally, or to post messages on a message board with?
I tend to use my computer to post messages, and play games with my gaming thingies.
Meanwhile, Margaret Thatcher died tonight. On Twitter, where she's died about 200 times in the past 2 years...
http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/08/margaret-thatcher-not-dead-fake-twitter-accound-claims-thatcher-dies-78823.html
So much for the "older, wiser, more mature" Prince Harry then. He's still a moron.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19346468
What happens if someone actually kills the thread?
What happens if someone actually kills the thread?I killed it once, for three days...
I'm forget where I'm going (or why I'm going to my destination) so often that I don't even bother faking it. In fact, it isn't uncommon for me to tell people where I'm going at work just so I can ask them when I forget.I don't usually forget, but when I'm walking around town I have a tendency to get lost in my thoughts and suddenly realize I'm a block past my destination.
Remember how you got Pumped Up Kicks stuck in your head and would have gladly given anything to just get it out and then eventually it did? Now...yeah, you're welcome.Never heard of it. Though I have heard about the bird. In fact, everybody's heard that the bird is the word.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/28i00n8.jpg)
Double Sandman all across the sky, what does it mean?
(http://www.randompics.net/wp-content/main/2011_06/JeRHJ.png)Picture isn't working. :-\
I heard the best zoo pickup line today.Hey now, you shouldn't feed those poor lions an aborted fetus. You have to wait until it's older and more plump or it won't be enough for them to eat. :P
"Hey, you like lions, too? Wanna have unprotected sex with me so you can get pregnant, then abort it and feed it to them?"
I heard the best zoo pickup line today.Hey now, you shouldn't feed those poor lions an aborted fetus. You have to wait until it's older and more plump or it won't be enough for them to eat. :P
"Hey, you like lions, too? Wanna have unprotected sex with me so you can get pregnant, then abort it and feed it to them?"
I know where I'm moving.I may be away for a bit while I move to Niue. Looking for a roommate Hades? I'm quiet.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba80357W11rw70wfo1_500.png)
Wait, the post before that would have been post 419, so did you get your $2m from those very generous Nigerian businessmen?Nope, the bastards cleared out my bank account.
Oh goddamnit, I think Gangnam Style is growing on me. I'm not entirely sure what to make of this.
I'll be okay tomorrow as long as I go to sleep within the next hour. I want to watch and episode of Heroes on Netflix, which will take 45 minutes. Unfortunately, I have never successfully only watched one episode of Heroes before, because those stupid bastards are pretty damn good at cliffhanger endings, and I will almost certainly end up staying up for two or three episodes...It's a WILD Saturday night for Veras! - sleep late tomorrow ;)
I'm going to do it anyway.
I'm so wild.
Jimmy Savile
Dig him up & put in the dock. If he refuses to answer the allegations, then he's hiding something so burn him at the stake. If he does speak, he must be a witch so burn him at the stake.
Whoever made that image really needs to learn how to crop.(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/7/27/e51f688b-be21-4b44-a9e4-050860419ca0.jpg)
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/525561_451506998248711_490303173_n.jpg)What did they expect? That's Glasgow. :D
I just got another great email with the subject line "Bad news - your neighbor is a sex offender."The spam you get sounds so much more interesting than mine.
I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.
I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.
I don't know for sure, but my experience of animals and pets tells me that your cat will resemble the Deepwater Horizon and the floor the Gulf of Mexico.
Just, y'know, to manage expectations here.
I just heard a dumb commercial. It had low, ominous music in the background and a very gruff VO guy says "Medical marijuana is now legal in Connecticut, but who will regulate it? And who will be using it? Tune in tonight to find out."
That's all it took to scare it? What a pussy.
I just saw a random headline stating that some genius parents named their daughter Hashtag. Le sigh.Should have named her Derpina/Derpette.
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.
I am seriously disturbed right now. All across the city today, I've heard this loud rumbling noise. Kind of like thunder, but much louder and in shorter, more powerful bursts. I hear it right now and it's shaking the building. Save me.
It takes me back 40 years, when all england was WHITE. !!
Genuine headline spotted moments ago on the BBC's RSS feed: Will the Pope's tweets be infallible?
There's a cat that's not even mine laying on my bed asleep. Oh well. This is the Tennga Kitty Mission, after all. Or so the stray cats must tell each other.
Today one of my students suggested that we build a monument to Hitler, because he killed himself, and the guy who killed Hitler deserves a monument for doing so. Apparently, this is a fairly well-known joke, but I had never heard it before, and nearly fell down laughing.Haha, nice. Sounds like you have some awesome students.
He then proceeded to ask if he could write his government final on insane false things that Republicans believe about Obama.
Headline on STV News website today: 'Extreme pornography' man found with indecent images of octopuses.I know, right? How can any journalist who expects to be taken seriously not know that the correct pluralisation is "octopodae".
Yeah, not exactly a proud day in our history.
Soy milk is nastier than a dead hippo's rancid anus and chocolate soy milk serves only to ruin otherwise perfectly good chocolate.
What's that thing the robot is punching?
Cough.
Except for that time a bug in the forum code ate the original Thread Killer.
Except for that time a bug in the forum code ate the original Thread Killer.I killed it once for 3 days...
True. This is the 4th or so incarnation of TK, killed at various occasions by software bugs and forum moves. Still, it has not yet died a natural death.This is the third. The eaten threads were eventually brought back, Thread Killer included.
My t-shirt is being chewed on my my parrot right now. It will look like swiss cheese in an hour.
I can't possibly be the only one who misread that as gay Africans, can I? :o
Because they're hungry.
I can't possibly be the only one who misread that as gay Africans, can I? :o
I think of Prog Rock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_rock) every time I see your username, SpaceProg.
I miss Ironbite's cute velociraptor avatar.
There is a Sushi buffet in town.
Ironbite-I may move in there.
It's my sign off. Been doing it for years.
Ironbite-and never will change it for anyone.
That makes my fingers hurt just from looking at it O_O
I don't eat raw meat of any kind. I'm paranoid about parasites.
So does anyone here like sushi?
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.I'm sure someone, somewhere, has argued that masturbation is wrong because it's gay. Also, this. (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1493#comic)
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.I'm sure someone, somewhere, has argued that masturbation is wrong because it's gay. Also, this. (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1493#comic)
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
As for why people in general don't consider it a homosexual act, well, my guess is it's because masturbation is the norm and homosexuality is not. Plus, plenty of people who are exclusively heterosexual (in sexual acts that involve more than one person) do it, which makes one wonder if it is homosexual in any meaningful sense as opposed to by technicality.
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
You have to remember though, that The Hobbit, unlike LotR was written as a children's book and had more fantastical scenes in it because of this...(click to show/hide)
I've read the book twice, and I don't recall anything as ridiculous as the scenes in the movie in there.You have to remember though, that The Hobbit, unlike LotR was written as a children's book and had more fantastical scenes in it because of this...(click to show/hide)
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
As far as I can tell, tomorrow is the 1st birthday of this current incarnation of the forums! :)
As far as I can tell, tomorrow is the 1st birthday of this current incarnation of the forums! :)
The Beginning of The End, as some would call it.
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.Not quite true, actually. At least in Spanish, it's often correct to use either adjective-noun or noun-adjective. In most cases, noun-adjective sounds more natural, and is what you'd typically use in spoken language, unless you're going for a particular effect. It also depends on the specific function the adjective in the sentence and probably some other stuff as well.
(http://i.imgur.com/c6js0.jpg)
busy Exit - everyone gets off there...
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.Not quite true, actually. At least in Spanish, it's often correct to use either adjective-noun or noun-adjective. In most cases, noun-adjective sounds more natural, and is what you'd typically use in spoken language, unless you're going for a particular effect. It also depends on the specific function the adjective in the sentence and probably some other stuff as well.
I don't remember enough Italian to say, but I seem to recall something similar.
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
In russian, the noun the modified depending on what case is then, then the adjective is placed before it and is modified in the same way
It's a very logical language....but fuck the verbs...fuck em so hard
Something like that. Adjective position can shift emphasis from marking a distinction between one thing that has one quality and one that doesn't, versus saying that a quality that a thing has is an important part of it (adjective last vs adjective first, respectively). Sometimes, anyway, depending.spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.Not quite true, actually. At least in Spanish, it's often correct to use either adjective-noun or noun-adjective. In most cases, noun-adjective sounds more natural, and is what you'd typically use in spoken language, unless you're going for a particular effect. It also depends on the specific function the adjective in the sentence and probably some other stuff as well.
I don't remember enough Italian to say, but I seem to recall something similar.
From what I understand from my Spanish studies so far, an adjective that modifies the noun goes after it, while an adjective that is an inherent part of the noun, so to speak, goes before it. Is that accurate? :-/
No, but it is near the junction with I-69. And if you go due south from Climax, you reach Colon.(http://i.imgur.com/c6js0.jpg)Not exit 69?
busy Exit - everyone gets off there...
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't westernQuote from: DeimosIn russian, the noun the modified depending on what case is then, then the adjective is placed before it and is modified in the same way.
It's a very logical language....but fuck the verbs...fuck em so hardQuote from: SpaceprogSo while English is shooting up in the loo, Russia is logically getting hammered on vodka.
I have no idea where these dang tags are farklempt...
Big spoiler alert!(click to show/hide)
I just heard the worst cover ever, yes it's worse than Brittney Spear's cover of Satisfaction. Coldplay covering Beastie Boy's Fight For Your Right.
I'm more curious about what that pepperoni or sausage is doing in the bathroom.
I'm also very jealous. My apartment is 100 sqft bigger, but nowhere near as nice.
I'm just wondering, how bad is LSD for you? Ditto with shrooms.A certain giraffe named Larry says that as long as you don't take it with yellow, you'll be as healthy as a coffee table.
Fucking hell, inhaling bourbon and coke is painful. Just in case anyone wanted to know.
I'm just wondering, how bad is LSD for you? Ditto with shrooms.
I do believe I've found the best game ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2XkTIYhQC8
Good bit of cursing, so probably NSFW.
I love getting emails from Christian Mingle. "Find god's match for you!" Wow, nice guy. "LOL, Africa? Fuck that shit, I'mma make people get it on."
I got a Liberty University ad recently.I love getting emails from Christian Mingle. "Find god's match for you!" Wow, nice guy. "LOL, Africa? Fuck that shit, I'mma make people get it on."
There is a galactic empire, encompassing millions of star systems, and tens of millions of planets. The empire is shielded from human sight by technology thousands of years advanced from our own, and manufactured by an incomprehensibly vast corporation that conducts the overwhelming majority of trade in the entire galaxy. This is a corporation that announces entire planets in layoffs; it is run by executives that could buy said entire planets if they so choose; its major shareholders lose entire continents when the share price dips by the smallest increment. Christian Mingle is a subsidiary of that corporation, and has ten per cent of the advertising budget.
Either that, or Google AdSense has badly misjudged me. But I'm still inclined to go with the first theory. The fuckers are everywhere.
I got a Liberty University ad recently.
I just got accused of being a racist. My band's guitarist is black, and the singer is Armenian. Pretty sure racists don't do that. Unless they're hipsters. Which would be weird.Black and Armenian people join bands when they're so inclined. By doing the same and being a white person, you're appropriating their social customs.
You need to get ready; not for a trickle, not a stream, but a flood of God’s favor, a tidal wave of God’s goodness.
I have a facebook friend who follows an online ministry, and this is the post she shared today.QuoteYou need to get ready; not for a trickle, not a stream, but a flood of God’s favor, a tidal wave of God’s goodness.
What if the Pope resigned because he's pregnant with the new Jesus, and MTV makes a show about it called Sistine and Pregnant?
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."I need not to mention how much I love that quote.
Sometimes I wish I could speak bird so I could tell all the birds that the big block I live in is my nest, and it has AC, a heater, awesome food, beds, etc. Then all the lady birds will love me and I wont die a bird virgin without any eggs to care for.
You know what's kinda hilarious? I've done some unusual, crazy, or bold stuff when sober.. What I've done has actually made people actually ask me if I'm drunk or high while doing said things. Hah! 8)
bluestiel:A very accurate summary of me, and this is just a post I've stolen from Tumblr.
I try to be accepting of ships I don’t ship but there are some ships that just
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I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.
Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...
Honestly anyone who was in the postives fell into the category I assumed meant "well liked" particularly given the smite wars over some users.I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.
Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...
Make that +23, because I would smite you so hard for this post :p
Honestly anyone who was in the postives fell into the category I assumed meant "well liked" particularly given the smite wars over some users.I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.
Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...
Make that +23, because I would smite you so hard for this post :p
The season/series end to Young Justice... wow... dem feels. It's incredibly rare for a TV show or film to leave me so... rattled? It's hard to describe the feeling, but it's really powerful.
I am gonna be so disappointed if there is no season three, which seems to be the unfortunate case.
I've gotten so many emails from Big Willy lately. I must say, if I can enlarge my manhood by four inches, I'll nearly be on par with other men.
I kinda liked the fuck yeahs/nos, since if some member said something really horrible and they had tons of fuck nos, then I would know that they didn't represent this site as much. But since the system was getting jacked up it wasn't fair.
I can see this site removed the exalt/smite system. It kind of feels weird without it.
Oh well, my final score was +29/-5 (total = +24 points). I can tell I've been a good boy here...
I kinda liked the fuck yeahs/nos, since if some member said something really horrible and they had tons of fuck nos, then I would know that they didn't represent this site as much. But since the system was getting jacked up it wasn't fair.
From what I've seen on other sites, a positive reputation doesn't necessarily mean that you're especially good, but rather that you just say whatever people agree with or want to hear.
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).I was super excited when the lollipops/day were growing quadratically. But then they slowed down. And then they stopped. I mean, I understand why. But still.
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).
That's pretty nifty. I had a diamond sword on the second quest and still got clobbered.
How long was this "I got nuthin" meme been around?
Because I already had enough of it, let alone I've never liked it.
Well, this is interesting (http://candies.aniwey.net).
That's pretty nifty. I had a diamond sword on the second quest and still got clobbered.
It helps to eat a stupid amount of candy. That raises your HP. Admittedly, you need to eat a lot of the stuff (around 10000 for 90hp), but its something.
Invulnerability potions suck. The cooldown is far too long for the effect time, so it wears off and then you can't heal.
What's the answer to the frog's final question?Just ignore the second part completely and answer as literally as you can.
Got it, thanks.If I recall correctly, the question is something like "type the answer to this question to win". Just be as literal as you can with that line.
Wait, that's it?! Potions?!
I thought it was something like "What is the only thing not contained within this universe?"I thought it was.(click to show/hide)
'Tis nice. Personally, I only wish I'd found it before I'd used the well.
Well, I'm now trying to kill the dev, but fuck me is that hard. Is the whole "press a certain key to win" clue just a red herring, or am I just not mashing the keyboard hard enough?
I wonder if the Japanese have their own equivalent of Weeaboos. A similar group of man-children who have a hard-on for what they envision western culture to be based on super hero comics and Saturday morning cartoons.
Just a random thought that occurred to me.
I disagree.ROCK. ROBOT ROCK.
HAY GUIESE I JAST JOIND UR FORUMZ CAN I BE A MOD LOLOLOL!?1111oneoneone!
HAY GUIESE I JAST JOIND UR FORUMZ CAN I BE A MOD LOLOLOL!?1111oneoneone!
Stfu! yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!
Stfu! yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!
How do you know he's not a mod? A secret, ninja, mod...
He seems to have a mod hat...
Stfu! yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!
How do you know he's not a mod? A secret, ninja, mod...
He seems to have a mod hat...
[Mod heels on]
Double posting is not allowed, you keep this up little lady and you're banned. You better knock these shenanigans off. No more funny business, you got it!!!
[/mod heels off]
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
I know a trans-asterisk-man who takes that approach to his prosthetics....
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
I know a trans-asterisk-man who takes that approach to his prosthetics....
Stfu! yuo aint no mod!11111111111111eleventyoneone!
Well this is good. I was afraid last night when I went to bed that Art had killed the thread single-phallusly with his dick.
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
Let's just say that my groin is a Swiss army knife of dicks.
It was about time I added something new to my signature.
(repulsor-fires a piano at chitoryu12)
I have decided to read the entire SJW thread.
....I need pepto.
Hahaha, it looks like the Flame and Burn section is going to be a thing of the past, much like the NSFW section.
Hahaha, it looks like the Flame and Burn section is going to be a thing of the past, much like the NSFW section.
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.
Which is?
If anyone wants a laugh, go look at Keiro's profile right now. The most stupidly hilarious thing has happened to it.
Which is?
I have a cat named "Dammit". Also, I have a little black cat named "Little Black Cat".
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!
OK, just honk if you like boobs.
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!
I was disappointed when he didn't put the hot sauce on his balls. Not sure what that says about me.
Nope, jelly donut all the way. :P
Technically I'm mostly Ukrainian. But hey.
Nope, jelly donut all the way. :P
Technically I'm mostly Ukrainian. But hey.
I had a German professor from Cologne who said that the way JFK was using "Berliner" (as a non-citizen) made it gramatically correct in the German language because he wasn't literally using it as an adjective but a metaphor for unity. I never really cared, nor do I know,I just wanted to boost my post count in thread killer.
Ah right. Ukrainian. My bad. I remembered wrong.
Nah, it isn't entirely incorrect.
I didn't say anything about that.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/29uvsdj.jpg)
Ian, I'm on to you.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZfziHdb.png)
If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.
If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.
I went all the way to 500% (as far as my browser can go) and there's nothing.
If you zoom in closely enough, you can see the image.
I went all the way to 500% (as far as my browser can go) and there's nothing.
If you save the image and open it in paint, it's a 1x1 pixel grey square. Clearly a work of art that will continue to be discussed in minimalist circles for the several decades.
My blog. Means he's been reblogging/liking a ton of my posts.
Stop using naughty languagehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NM0rYa81P8
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.Didn't we already go over that a few pages back?
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)
A single rose. Big spender.
Morte just ate a watermelon chunk, rind and all. I'm a mixture of impressed and horrified.Badass dog is badass.
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)
A single rose. Big spender.
Speaking of Bieber, he was recently caught by paparazzi responding to fans gathered below his hotel balcony by spitting on them (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-photographed-spitting-hotel-balcony-fans-gathered-article-1.1410167).
Justin Bieber proves once again he's an asswipe. (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/justin-bieber-attends-selena-gomezs-birthday-party-brings-203000827-us-weekly.html)
A single rose. Big spender.
Speaking of Bieber, he was recently caught by paparazzi responding to fans gathered below his hotel balcony by spitting on them (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-photographed-spitting-hotel-balcony-fans-gathered-article-1.1410167).
I hate to defend Bieber, but based on all witness accounts it appears that the fans were out on the road and no where near being under the balcony. While Bieber is an idiot and a spoiled brat, I really doubt he'd go so far as spitting on a large group of his fans, especially when there was media present. This is pretty much just TMZ exaggerating in order to get a story.
Hardly. More like lucky she didn't get sick. Rottweilers can snap human bones, a rind is nothing. I'm just impressed her stomach was big enough to hold it all. And feeling stupid because I left her alone with it long enough for that to happen.Wasn't trying to. I was joking about how cool that is for the fact her stomach could hold it all.
That said; she's a baby, not a badass. No need to perpetuate breed stereotypes.
Ever seen a dog sit on an electric fence? I tell you, it's quite a sight.
Today at approx. 5 AM, I turned 35.
Where is my Matlock? *Waves cane*
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.Agreed. It's a whole big thing that involved the nation holding states ransom for it.
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.Agreed. It's a whole big thing that involved the nation holding states ransom for it.
I never cease to find it extremely weird that 18-year-old Americans are old enough to vote and join the army, but not buy beer.Agreed. It's a whole big thing that involved the nation holding states ransom for it.
Pretty much. They slipped the law into a different bill, denying highway maintenance funding to any states that didn't raise their drinking age.
It's done absolutely nothing to prevent problems from drunk youths. If anything, all it's done is increase the number of arrests for underage drinking.
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.Only if you're a fundie.
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.
We need to work on artificial intelligence so we can put machines in charge. Humans cannot be trusted to govern each other.Agreed.
Or we can just revise the system to weed out the dumbasses, like with tests and qualifications and whatnot. I'd kinda like to see that tried.
Or we can just revise the system to weed out the dumbasses, like with tests and qualifications and whatnot. I'd kinda like to see that tried.
The moment we require tests for voting or to hold office is the moment that right-wing assholes try to manipulate them to keep liberals from passing.
Letting 16-year-olds vote sounds like a horrible idea.Only if you're a fundie.
I think I may be stalking someone of the forums....by accident.
Ironbite-not sure how that happened either.
Damn! You found out my deepest darkest secret.
I refuse to mention what happens if I can't find the toilet, it's best for everyone's sanity.
When, and how did you install a camera in my house?Damn! You found out my deepest darkest secret.
I refuse to mention what happens if I can't find the toilet, it's best for everyone's sanity.
I'll spoil it for everyone
He explodes into rainbows & unicorns... it's super sexy <3
Man, this discussion is making me wish I hadn't lost the screenshots from the time I made a Glenn Beck sim and had him wet his pants in the front yard after a disastrous date with a local fireman.I laughed harder at that than I probably should admit. A shame you lost it, that sounds really funny.
Thread Killer seems like the right place for this.That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtFsIQsFY04
We were downtown the other day and found this store.That is rather unfortunate of a name.(click to show/hide)
I bet business is booming.
We were downtown the other day and found this store.(click to show/hide)
I bet business is booming.
If I suffocate from laughing, I'm gonna sue!We were downtown the other day and found this store.(click to show/hide)
I bet business is booming.
Indeed. What kind of TARDIS-child manages to get a whole train up 'em? Disturbing imagery all round.
The roots aren't edible, as they're much more toxic than the shoots and leaves. Berries are toxic too. It's really recommended that if you want to eat Poke, you only eat the newer growth that hasn't taken on a lot of red color yet.
Still, I don't blame you. I probably wouldn't trust myself to cook it right on my own either.
I'll just leave this here (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/) for you all to enjoy. I suppose now you'll all be occupied for the next few days.
I've decided to combine The Simpsons and translator poetry. A certain well-known phrase, English -> Japanese -> English:
I welcome the new insect monarch of us for
It may help me as TV Personality trusted
Others to toil in rounding
It is a cave of sugar in their basement.
Is it just me, or does badly translated Japanese always have a serene, philosophical feel to it regardless of content?
YOU NEVER HURT LIE MEANI got bored and decided to try to work the mangled thingy into a song in it's own right
You love the chase and you love the hunt
You don’t know the rules and you don’t know the law
Think about what you promise lots of
That which I get from someone else.
I want to tell you about my feelings
Can you understand?
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play along
And if you ask me how I feel
I mean, you're blind.
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
Never, ever will be
In to you
Never, ever will be
In to you
We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play along
I want to tell you about my feelings
Can you understand?
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
You never hurt like you mean to
I will never give
Until you do not
Don't ever cry
Never say goodbye
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I just saw my neighbour's son standing in the parking lot, rapping by himself. When I asked him why he was doing this, he replied "'cause I had a bad day."
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This is pretty neat.
We have known each other for so long
That breaks my heart
Say that you are too shy
Inside we both know what happened.
We know the game and play the
And if you ask me how I feel
I mean, you're blind.
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.
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This is pretty neat.
Did you send me the final version?
One of the figures is missing and the equations don't look good, also the word "shit" appears in red a couple of times
Switched razor blades and something weird happened. The new blade gave a better shave, but felt far worse than my normal blades. It felt like shaving with an old dull blade.Same happened to me when I went from 3 to 5 blades.
John Landis... John Landis... *Thinks* Oh, to hell with it...
Who's John Landis?
John Landis... John Landis... *Thinks* Oh, to hell with it...
Who's John Landis?
I've been busy teaching my hands how to River Dance.Like this?
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Cornelius Fudge tells the Prime Minister that the previous one "tried to throw him out the window." HBP is set in 1996, the PM was John Major. Before him it was Margaret Thatcher.They didn't call her the Iron Lady for nothin'.
Ergo, Margaret Thatcher tried to throw Fudge out of the window.
Fudge's phrasing was "He tried to throw me out of the window" (emphasis in the original, conveniently enough).
From which we can deduce that Fudge is apparently unable to tell the difference between male and female muggles.
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?
If Tea Party idiots think Obama is preparing to use the military to take their gun/force them into FEMA camps/whatever, why do they keep voting for military budget increases?
You forgot to exclude the stoopid womenz who should be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant, and those nasty queers who want to turn your kids gay and-If Tea Party idiots think Obama is preparing to use the military to take their gun/force them into FEMA camps/whatever, why do they keep voting for military budget increases?
Because SUPPORT THE TROOPS FREEDOM FOR ALL EXCEPT THE BROWN PEOPLE AMERICA FUCK YEAH
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Matrix_b4b84a_1071566.jpg)
I just realised I'm too old to join the military.
Damn... too old to be cannon fodder is damned old...
Excpet me cause I'm 18 and I need money for college. (Gotta love being born poor with high ambitions.)
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?
What would happen if you were in the Matrix and decided to take both the red and blue pills at the same time?
<boring, analytical answer>
The red pill was a trace program. The blue pill knocks you out, by the sounds of it (supposedly you wake up in bed like nothing happened). In theory, taking both would knock you out, but also allow you to be removed from the Matrix; the problem is, we don't know for sure how the two programs would react in composite. Both programs operating within Neo's residual self-image would potentially tilt the RAM usage over capacity (we don't know how big any of the programs are, or the Matrix's spare capacity), and any clash causing recursion could result in a localised stack overflow.
Guys...Sleepy hates mint.
(Original subject: A reply regarding my recent post in the Worst of Social Justice thread.)
Just to let you guys know, I'm actually concerned about the merits of Frozen. It was based on a cancelled/unfinished project the Walt Disney Studios was doing a long time ago (making it the Duke Nukem Forever of Disney animated features) and the advertising campaign for the film has been awful so far (like, who the fuck cares about that snowman - Olaf? He's already assigned to 'The Scrappy' by anyone interested and disinterested). I mean their last major feature, Wreck-it Ralph, I loved it, yet even then I got concerned about its merits time to time.
But you know, time can tell, even with the lousy advertising of the film, and the fact that it was a film the company never got off the ground until now. I honestly hate that these studios confirmed that they're not doing any '2D' films anymore.
Is it me, or is this the most depressing product ever to be kickstarted? (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/259499751/tikker-the-wrist-watch-that-counts-down-your-life)
(http://6q4u.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/huehuehue-goose.gif)(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130802150560/theamazingworldofgumball/images/5/5e/131930604122.gif)
Is it me, or is this the most depressing product ever to be kickstarted? (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/259499751/tikker-the-wrist-watch-that-counts-down-your-life)
Yeah, 'cause I totally need to be sent into an existential crisis every time I glance at my watch.
You're all fucked in the head.No, you are.
I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!You're all fucked in the head.No, you are.
Entry wound or exit wound?Both.
... At the same time?
Don't forget the bobcat on your back.This one?
Don't forget the bobcat on your back.This one?
(big kitty!)
At least I'll be dead so I don't have to witness brain fucking. That doesn't sound pleasant.I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!You're all fucked in the head.No, you are.
LOL! Love it. Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.MOAR CAT
LOL! Love it. Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.MOAR CAT
(Another Kitteh)
(http://i.imgur.com/iDtT6C3.jpg)LOL! Love it. Both the bobcat-in-a-box, and the... bobcat-in-a-box.MOAR CAT
(Another Kitteh)
/me 's pancreas melts from all the cute cattitude.
(http://i.imgur.com/iDtT6C3.jpg)
Squish, squish goes the pancreas.
Welp, I'm definitely not going to see Frozen now. After hearing about the radical changes made in the story, which I've already feared. (http://thefeministfangirl.tumblr.com/post/54520561695/reasons-why-im-not-supporting-disneys-frozen)
She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.
Heh heh heh... You said "amibition"! Hey, wait a minute... who ate all the fuckin' nachos? Someody make the floor hold still so I can... Hey, we should really get pizza, you know? It's just... so...She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.
It's that kind of high ambition that's made America what it is today.
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINS!Oh my god he just ran in.
She did nothing but sleep in a chair and eat Peanut M&Ms before leaving.
It's that kind of high ambition that's made America what it is today.
Oy! Wasn't careful enough when I was chopping an habanero, and now my fingers are burning.
I ship Drarry
Hi, I'm Alehksunos and I really hate protagonist/rival-character shippings.
This is not limited to the Pokémon fandom.
I know you called the cops and if you ever snitch on me again, I'll kill you bitch!!!Bad day?
I know you called the cops and if you ever snitch on me again, I'll kill you bitch!!!Shoot snitches, get bitches, yanno what I mean? Smokking some sweet dodongo erryday 'cuz i didn't choose the pug lyfe, the pug lyfe choosed me.
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.
Talking to the cops is always helpful.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...Which is itself an absolute.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...Which is itself an absolute.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...Which is itself an absolute.
I was referencing a former poster who unironically said 'snitches get stitches'.
Yeah yeah, the university's too hard for me because I'm a retard meme. That's why I graduated Summa Cum Laude and am now in grad school. SUMMA CUM MOTHERFUCKING LAUDE BITCHES, who here can say that? Huh, one of you, two maybe? No, all that's going to happen is one of you immature assholes is going to make a cum load joke.
It seems to work fine at lower settings, though I only watched the first minute of it.I tried that. It just shits itself at a later time. Never gets anywhere close to even the five minute mark, much less all the way to the end.
At least I can now get back to business.
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?!At least I can now get back to business.
Defeating the Huns?
*Cough* Consent *cough**cough*Extent*cough*
*Cough* Consent *cough**cough*Extent*cough*
(Not trying to say consent doesn't matter, because it always matters, but the procedure and end result are completely different. That said, I sincerely hope RG knocked on wood after posting that, because this is one situation where "I fucking called it" would be a bad thing.)
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.
It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.
It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.
Yeah! It should be in Austin, Texas, the shittiest city in all America! - said someone who had never set foot in the Texas state once and oblivious to what life in Austin is really like.
I find it odd that the Liberal Logic idiots haven't made a circumcision vs sex reassignment surgery demotivator yet.
I've seen the argument made by radfems. I'm not sure what that says about them but it can't be good.
It's been said before, but someone needs to set up an MRA and a radfem on a blind date.
I have the Canadian national anthem stuck in my head.
Oh so that's how you join the Illuminati.
As of this date I have kissed three cis girls (slept with one), two trans girls (slept with one), and one cis guy.As of this date I have kissed one genderqueer girl... And that's it. That is the full extent of my romantic/sexual experience.
14-year-old fundie me would probably flip out.
I've heard of several transman/transwoman couples out there that have been pretty successful.
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
*Looks around - Raises Hand*
(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
*Looks around - Raises Hand*
It was the one where a cartoon deer takes off its hooves and twiddles its fingers. I hate trying to use reaction gifs on mobile.(http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/freak+deer)I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?
*Looks around - Raises Hand*
You copied and pasted the wrong link.
Unfortunately I don't know which image you were going for so can't fix'd that for you.