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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #195 on: May 24, 2012, 02:58:19 am »
I'm in again.

Getting murdered is all part of the game - it shouldn't be taken personally!
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #196 on: May 24, 2012, 03:33:31 am »
For the next round, I'm offering the chance for somebody else to be the GM.

Anybody interested?

I'll host cause I don't feel like playing TBH. That is if its alright with you and everybody else?

Sure.
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #197 on: May 25, 2012, 06:04:48 pm »
Ok, these are the people who have joined so far. I'm looking for another 3 people to join to make it a decent game. Sign-ups end tomorrow night whenever I get on.

Currently in

Jack Bauer
Art Vandelay
Mlle Antechrist
Dues Ex Populo
Willis
JumpingJackFlash

EDIT: I feel now may be as good a time as any to explain how I will organize the game

What I plan to do is to take a deck of cards and take out whatever many cards as players, plus two. A few (2-4, depending on number of players) will be kings and will represent the Mafioso, other cards will represent various roles as JJF mentioned in the OP. I will draw a card for each player and the card drawn will be their role (mafioso, citizen, cop, etc.). This way, there may be certain roles for any given round. I will announce the number of Mafioso at the beginning of the game. Other than that, day night/voting/pming what you plan to do is the same as before. If I didn't mention something, it probably hasn't/won't change.
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #198 on: May 26, 2012, 06:12:25 am »
Because I'm rather curious to how you GM (and because I feel like being a player...)

I'll join.
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #199 on: May 27, 2012, 10:30:06 pm »
OK, the game will begin now. Here is a list of people playing

Jack Bauer
Art Vandelay
Mlle Antechrist
Dues Ex Populo
Willis
JumpingJackFlash

And then there were 3

Finally, there is only 1 Mafioso this round

Also, as I have said, I shuffled 8 cards (2 Kings=mafia, 1 QoH=Cop, 1 QoD=doctor, and 4 number cards=citizens) to assign roles (and if both Kings were to not be assigned there would be a re-draw). The doctor role will essentially pm me the name of a citizen they wish to protect in the middle of the night, and if that coincides with whom the Mafia chooses, that person will not be killed. Should the doctor guess right, all I will say is that the doctor arrived in time to save the citizen (and not whom it was, so only the Doc and the Mafia know). That said, the Doctor & Cop may or may not be in this game. However, because there is only 1 Mafioso this round, 1 of two roles have to be in the game and there is a 5 in 6 chance the other is as well.

Another edit, if the Cop is in this round (due to the lack of players) they can only inquire twice to keep it fair. Again, not saying either way.

Mafia wins if they can reduce the number of townsfolk down to 1. Voting begins now. Good luck every body and let paranoia set in.

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« Last Edit: May 31, 2012, 04:50:11 am by QueenofHearts »

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #200 on: May 28, 2012, 02:46:07 am »
Just for shits and giggles, I vote jumpingjackflash.

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #201 on: May 28, 2012, 03:15:06 am »
Me too also - JJF!
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #202 on: May 28, 2012, 04:15:02 am »
Gimme a D! Gimme an I! C!  K! W! A! D! S! EGGMAN!...oops, I mean DICKWADS!

Vote: Art Vandelay
« Last Edit: May 28, 2012, 04:17:41 am by jumpingjackflash »
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #203 on: May 28, 2012, 10:45:10 am »
I'll hop on the bandwagon and vote for JJF.
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #204 on: May 28, 2012, 11:25:30 am »
Voting for Jack Bauer.
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #205 on: May 28, 2012, 11:51:25 am »
If I'm going to be offed first - I want to make my death mean something. I think I might start a charity... Hmm, how's about the Jack Bauer Institute for Distressed Gentlewomen (No Mingers!)?

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #206 on: May 28, 2012, 05:21:55 pm »
I'm going to cut the first round of voting off now because the last vote (Willis) is superfluous at this point. In an ironic twist of fate, the man who once fancied himself a God who would regularly manipulate and turn us against each other has become the first one killed. He joins the ranks of Mussolini, Ceausescu, and Gaddafi as ex-dictators who were killed by the very people they oppressed (after crying like whiny little runts, of course).

TL;DR, The citizens have beaten and lynched JumpingJackFlash the Citizen

Night begins now, if you have a night role, please PM your decisions/guesses.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2012, 05:23:41 pm by QueenofHearts »

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #207 on: May 28, 2012, 11:02:27 pm »
« Last Edit: May 29, 2012, 05:25:38 am by jumpingjackflash »
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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #208 on: May 29, 2012, 04:14:05 am »


The image isn't showing up, I actually thought you posted nothing which would be what a dead person would say  :D

Also, in the night, the Mafia caught Art Vandelay sneaking around FSTDTville trying to protect local citizens. In a fit of rage, the Mafia captured Doctor Art and repeatedly punched him in the groin for hours on end before leaving him in a cell with only a razor blade. This went on all night and most of the morning, but to Art it felt like an eternity. Eventually, Art realized what the Mafia wanted. He learned that though he could save others, he could do nothing to save himself and so he slit his own wrists to escape the torture of his predicament.

TL;DR, Doctor Art has been killed in the night by the Mafia

Day time, as well as voting, begins now.

EDIT upon realization: if the citizens fail to lynch the Mafioso today, the Mafia will win by virtue of being able to off a citizen in the night who now can't be protected since the doctor was killed.

Edit @ Art: What was that? I still can't hear you over the sound of you still being dead.  ;D :P
« Last Edit: May 29, 2012, 06:14:16 am by QueenofHearts »

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Re: Forum Game - Mafia
« Reply #209 on: May 29, 2012, 04:25:09 am »
Oh for fuck's sake...