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Re: Three word story
« Reply #165 on: April 23, 2012, 03:05:52 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced an Uwe Boll

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #166 on: April 23, 2012, 03:41:36 am »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #167 on: April 23, 2012, 02:45:59 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #168 on: April 23, 2012, 03:08:55 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal skulls. Santorum cried

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #169 on: April 23, 2012, 04:07:32 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal skulls. Santorum cried because Khorne cultists

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #170 on: April 23, 2012, 04:19:05 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal skulls. Santorum cried because Khorne cultists killed everything before
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #171 on: April 23, 2012, 08:18:58 pm »
Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant.  Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.

In other news, a loser's anthem blared through the rectum of Gyeonghwa which had eaten twelve large cacti of flaming teeth. Then, disaster struck: she (the other fat, smelly witch) consummated with B-Stallion's pet flying squirrel, creating a rain of terror which shattered the grammar of Kelsey Grammer.  Suddenly, Sideshow Bob came out of the side of Santorum's frothy remains which had ridden a flying squirrel to New York. When Art Vandelay called an assembly of Black Mages to discuss the heavy period of this fucking sentence.

"What The Futhark", Eniliad exclaimed. Jerking his cybernetic hoof, he stroked his aching members, longing for a large cock in his eye socket.  Meanwhile, Wykked fondled chemists while drinking X-Potions to enlarge her duck's vaginal capacity. The duck said, "be you angels?" and breathed fire on his balls. A masturbating sandwich sprayed its mayo on Deimos' face, creating a yellow amoeboid slime mold that crawled across Alabama, raising the hair on people's hairy pubes, then sang show tunes on the docks.

The power of cock compels the king of rock to cockblock Brock and build docks for Red Sox as he mocks around the clock made of blocks with fellow jocks and dancing locks. Rhyming can be quite complicated when all this heat shoots through the harmony and love of the windows blue screen of the Red Devil.  The Devil was running through candy like a crazy Glenn Beck who has a bladder filled with pus and radioactive wings crafted from pony testicles and fungus. She and They ate live babies and sacrificed their genitals to the great robot unicorn that grants corrupted wishes and also makes a wicked Testicular Bloody Mary as originally brewed with inedible books and axolotl livers.

Meanwhile, Santorum's pants burst into flames, over his micro-weiner, which, fully erect had regurgitated Marx's Equestrian Joker masks. This inevitably led the Ottoman Empire towards epic failure like a boss.  Then Suddenly, Sephiroth arrived on Osman's pet pterodactyl named Fuckslayer and bit off Santorum's micro-weiner.

Countless rabbits marked Cabury Egg claymores digesting Salman Rushdie tablets (the ones with Giygas swirls) and puked rainbows, hearts, clovers, and the Lucky Charms leprechaun's hat.  While Satan did cocaine off Jesus' erect cum soaked dildo to procrastinate from the inevitability of the True Fae, Tammy Faye did vials of cinnamon and ate Fuckslayer. Its dying screams pierced the night of my psychosexual fantasies involving bodypainting the antiunestablishment produced a Uwe Boll terrible fucking movie posthumously, using crystal skulls. Santorum cried because Khorne cultists killed everything before lighting themselves aflame.