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Re: 7 Ways to Get Your Body Swimsuit-Ready, Starting Now
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2012, 05:14:46 pm »
Aw, you're back <3 How cute.
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Re: 7 Ways to Get Your Body Swimsuit-Ready, Starting Now
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2012, 05:51:11 pm »
Legit post or spam?
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Re: 7 Ways to Get Your Body Swimsuit-Ready, Starting Now
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2012, 08:27:03 pm »
Legit post or spam?
He's not trying to sell anything, so I'd say it's legit.

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Re: 7 Ways to Get Your Body Swimsuit-Ready, Starting Now
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2012, 04:22:53 am »
Legit - but pointless?
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Re: 7 Ways to Get Your Body Swimsuit-Ready, Starting Now
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2012, 11:17:12 am »
Getting your body swimsuit ready is comically easy, you don't need 7 steps. Observe:
1. Ensure swimsuit is standing by
2. Get Nekkid

You are now ready for donning a swimsuit! That said swimsuit donnage is a complex and dangerous procedure and in itself requires far, far, far more than seven steps.
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Re: 7 Ways to Get Your Body Swimsuit-Ready, Starting Now
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2012, 03:40:28 pm »
So, 7-8 posts of actual legit commentary, and then this?
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Re: 7 Ways to Get Your Body Swimsuit-Ready, Starting Now
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2012, 04:01:47 pm »
Getting your body swimsuit ready is comically easy, you don't need 7 steps. Observe:
1. Ensure swimsuit is standing by
2. Get Nekkid

You are now ready for donning a swimsuit! That said swimsuit donnage is a complex and dangerous procedure and in itself requires far, far, far more than seven steps.

Yes.

Seriously, if you pick a flattering swimsuit, you don't have to be any particular shape.  Also, I very much approve of Sanda taking part in step 2. :P
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