The sad thing is that my school would have arranged a meeting with the counselor too. Not so much because of abstinence-only, but apparently violent themes are never appropriate or a laughing matter, unless it's for English class. Though they did have an abstinence speaker.
“Deep inside every man is a knight in shining armor, ready to rescue a maiden and slay a wicked dragon. When a man feels trusted, he is free to be the strong, protecting man he longs to be.â€Â
I don't care about that bitch, I'm here for Fafnir. Either he's gonna die or I'm gonna pop his black cherry. Possibly both.
At first I was skeptical, but frankly I think you're right. Why should I call that girl a whore? Oh it makes me a good Christian. Why should I call the gay kid a fag? Because gayness is evil! Why should I expose my kid to an abusive environment? Because abortion & divorce would make me a terrible excuse for a human being who threw away my worth & purity for nothing!