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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1725 on: March 15, 2013, 09:29:59 pm »
I really hope the countries that have 'mom' in their top ten search results have just tried to find their country's equivalent of MILF porn...

Also, Chile's porn of choice is almost exclusively gay porn. I find this incredibly funny.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1726 on: March 15, 2013, 09:40:22 pm »
I wonder what the top results are from Vatican City...

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1727 on: March 15, 2013, 09:44:19 pm »
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1728 on: March 15, 2013, 11:02:57 pm »
I really hope the countries that have 'mom' in their top ten search results have just tried to find their country's equivalent of MILF porn...

Also, Chile's porn of choice is almost exclusively gay porn. I find this incredibly funny.

Peru is 100% gay porn, and one of them is "just bieber". I think he should cancel any concerts over there; the audience will NOT be there for what he thinks they're there for!

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1729 on: March 16, 2013, 12:08:28 am »
On the subject of that site:

According to my reads:
  • The Pacific coast loves their Asians and hentai
  • Iceland really loves passionate teenage romance and homosexual Native Americans
  • France and Germany are the hentai nations of Europe
  • Romanians are fucked-up in the head (number 1 result being "mom and son")
  • Brazil and Russia are the anal nations (number 2 in results)
  • Lebanon is the futanari nation (number 3 in results)
  • Israelis are most interested in prostate exams
  • Kazakhstan loves Playboy magazine
  • The Chinese only likes the Japanese and Koreans in pornography
  • Japan is... almost exclusive to their nationalities in porn
  • New Zealand is the hentai nation (number 2 in results)
But that is if you take nothing with a pinch of salt and accept everything that you read.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1730 on: March 16, 2013, 12:15:27 am »
I noticed how China's entries were exclusively specific requests for Asians.

Oh, you think Romania is fucked? Go look at #6 for the Czech Republic.

I'll wait.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1731 on: March 16, 2013, 03:39:44 am »
Peru.  Fucking Peru.  Their top 10?  ALL GAY.  #4 is "Just Beiber (Gay)."  Yeah.  Absorb that for a fucking minute.  The #4 porn search in Peru is what I'm assuming is a misspelling of a request for Justin Beiber in gay porn.  WHAT?

Also, South America in general seems to really, REALLY love its gay porn.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1732 on: March 16, 2013, 03:42:18 am »
Peru.  Fucking Peru.  Their top 10?  ALL GAY.  #4 is "Just Beiber (Gay)."  Yeah.  Absorb that for a fucking minute.  The #4 porn search in Peru is what I'm assuming is a misspelling of a request for Justin Beiber in gay porn.  WHAT?

Also, South America in general seems to really, REALLY love its gay porn.

Yeah, literally 3 posts above you there.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1733 on: March 17, 2013, 12:49:47 am »
-squints-  Son of a...

Well, either way, my statement still stands!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1734 on: March 17, 2013, 12:51:58 am »
Back home from the film shoot with a Five Guys burger!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1735 on: March 17, 2013, 06:21:19 am »
Some pornstar named "Lisa Ann" seems to be really popular worldwide.
Finland's top two results are "mature" and "granny." Apparently Finns have a thing for old people?
For a Bible Belt State, Kentucky's got a suspicious "free gay porn" entry as #1.
As mentioned before, South America really loves its gay porn. Especially Venezuela, Peru, and Chile.
Lebanon is really strange, there's a lot of trans/futa porn along with with "big legs (gay)," "hairy arab," and most bizarrely "shit orgy."
Kazakhstan likes squirting and gay Russians.
For a hardcore Muslim country, Pakistan likes a lot of gay porn.
South Africa is really gay, and has "biggest orgy" and "poop" on the list too.
Kenya likes gay monster cocks, old men, anal, and fake gay vaginas.
Libya likes gay daddies of various kinds and "american anal sluts".
Iceland likes some really weird gay sex. With teenage Native Americans, somehow.
Eastern Europe is just plain bizarre. Mother-son incest popular in Hungary and Romania, top result for Czech Republic involves fisting and #6 is "castrated shemale", etc.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1736 on: March 17, 2013, 05:46:36 pm »
Defining Funny: Watching a Lucky Charms commercial airing on the scifi channel during the movie leprechaun on saint Patric's day.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1737 on: March 17, 2013, 06:09:54 pm »
The chat discovered this site (possibly NSFW).

Go see what areas seem the most repressed.
Funny that top 4 through 8 in Iran is all gay porn. Also, #6 in Louisiana is a tad strange.

It means straight boys having sex, not gay men  banging women.

Also INDIA #7 WTF

I also find it strangely hilarious that the top ten results for Israel are basically "prostate," "cops," "Arabs," and different kinds of gay porn.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1738 on: March 18, 2013, 01:58:28 am »
I only just noticed a few countries on the list.
Syria's #1 is "Aunt" and the rest include "creamy squirt," "doctor anal," "suppository (gay)," and "dirty scat." Pretty perverted for a fundie-rich country.
Cambodia is almost as gay as the South American countries.

I also note that America has a strange obsession with creampies compared to everyone else.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1739 on: March 19, 2013, 03:07:44 pm »
I only just noticed a few countries on the list.
Syria's #1 is "Aunt" and the rest include "creamy squirt," "doctor anal," "suppository (gay)," and "dirty scat." Pretty perverted for a fundie-rich country.
Cambodia is almost as gay as the South American countries.

I also note that America has a strange obsession with creampies compared to everyone else.

EDIT: Wow, THIS was my 800th post?

It's really odd how the more prude and homophobic the country, the more weird-fetishy and gay it gets.
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