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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1035 on: September 27, 2012, 08:19:31 pm »
I get to wear a tuxedo all day today. I love wearing suits, you have no idea.

I'm actually jealous. I've always wanted to see what it was like being in one of those kickass suits.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1036 on: September 27, 2012, 09:12:34 pm »
Stiff, itchy, and hot.   


But you're sharp-looking.  ;)

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1037 on: September 29, 2012, 11:01:37 am »
1. I was able to get up in time to watch the season premire of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, I was afraid that I might sleep through it, because Nicki loves her sleep more than anything else.
2. The season premire was great, Kenobi fighting with 2 lightsabers and the last shot was a hoot, but I'm a sucker for that Palpatine smirk.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1038 on: September 30, 2012, 01:35:40 pm »
Saw my good friends play direct support for Animals as Leaders last night. It had to be their best show yet.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1039 on: September 30, 2012, 04:03:10 pm »
Spent a good two hours of yesterday watching Avengers while cuddling with my girlfriend.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1040 on: September 30, 2012, 06:12:04 pm »
Continued unpacking my stuff from the UK...

Found my clarinet.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1041 on: September 30, 2012, 09:32:50 pm »
Since they're going to need help putting all the clothes away, that we weren't able to today, they gave me a couple more hours of work for tomorrow, which means more money for me. Plus I was able to set a personal record at work with getting 9 ICAPS(the store credit card application) this month, I'm lucky if I get 4 in a month.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1042 on: October 01, 2012, 11:49:00 pm »
I shaved using a pocketknife. The shave wasn't great, but hey, I feel badass.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1043 on: October 02, 2012, 12:07:29 am »
I shaved using a pocketknife. The shave wasn't great, but hey, I feel badass.

On a related note, my brother asked for a Straight razor for Christmas, and my whole family thinks he's lost it, but this result of seeing way too many horror films and whatnot with people getting killed with one.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1044 on: October 02, 2012, 12:25:38 am »
They take some practice to use, but you can get a real clean shave with a straight razor.

As for shaving with a pocketknife... I was never able to get my knives that sharp.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1045 on: October 02, 2012, 12:32:36 am »
I sharpened it for hours, and it was already quite sharp. Again, the actual shave still sucked.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1046 on: October 02, 2012, 12:43:07 am »
I'm redecorating my room over the next couple weeks. I also ate a 500ml tub of store brand gourmet chocolate ice cream on the way home.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1047 on: October 02, 2012, 12:46:36 am »
I'm redecorating my room over the next couple weeks. I also ate a 500ml tub of store brand gourmet chocolate ice cream on the way home.

Maaaan, I have the strongest craving for ice cream now. It's a good thing the nearest 24-hour store is more than a minute or two away.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1048 on: October 02, 2012, 02:55:38 am »
Just got a new liter bottle of vodka earlier today and I dominated half the bottle (50% alchohol). Which is really odd since it used to only take a cup of wine to take me down.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1049 on: October 02, 2012, 03:49:13 am »
I've prepped and packed my first jewellery order for postage tomorrow. :)
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