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Offline Star Cluster

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Top 8 Ways to be "traditionally Married"...
« on: August 02, 2012, 05:16:53 pm »
according to the Bible. 

And I doubt the only one that even comes close to what they think they mean  by "traditional marriage" isn't even close to what they want it to be.
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Re: Top 8 Ways to be "traditionally Married"...
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2012, 05:48:43 pm »
I've seen that thing before.

It's both funny and sad when secularists/nontheists know the Bible better than Xians do.
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Re: Top 8 Ways to be "traditionally Married"...
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 05:48:40 am »
Does anyone have a link to the original image? That one is covered in shitty jpeg compression artifacts.

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Re: Top 8 Ways to be "traditionally Married"...
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2012, 01:47:44 pm »
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Re: Top 8 Ways to be "traditionally Married"...
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Re: Top 8 Ways to be "traditionally Married"...
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2012, 07:21:55 pm »
Surely there's a ninth way, 'married to your clone' (as Adam was)?