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Offline ThunderWulf

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #60 on: January 07, 2012, 12:24:15 am »
Granted, but you dive in and realize as you're falling that you forgot to put water in it.

I wish that I had pyrokenisis (ability to control fire).
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2012, 12:25:19 am »
Granted, but you can only do so after drinking crude oil.

I wish I had an awesome gaming PC.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2012, 12:31:17 am »
Granted. But your computer is so awesome that it becomes self-aware and starts playing with YOU!

I wish Fred Phelps woud hurry up and die already.

(LOL! I love your new avatar Art!)
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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Corinthians 13: 4-7

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #63 on: January 07, 2012, 12:43:19 am »
Thanks Jodie. When I found it, it was love at first sight...

Granted, but he comes back as a lich.

I wish physical books were as cheap as their digital counterparts.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #64 on: January 07, 2012, 12:45:05 am »
Granted, but now they're prone to spontaneous combustion.

I wish that I already had a band formed.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #65 on: January 07, 2012, 12:52:32 am »
Granted. But but all memebers of the band die in a fiery bus crash on the way to your first concert.

I wish I had a pet T-rex.

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Quote from: sandman on June 28, 2012, 05:14:22 pm
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Corinthians 13: 4-7

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #66 on: January 07, 2012, 01:15:38 am »
Granted, it falls in love with you and attempts to mate.

I wish for perfect 20/20 vision.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #67 on: January 07, 2012, 03:23:59 am »
Granted, in return you become deaf and quadriplegic.

I wish groups like Al-Qaida and the KKK all die ala Jonestown.
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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #68 on: January 07, 2012, 07:52:54 pm »
Granted, but the fundtards, having lost such a major target, quadruple their hatred of atheism. A local bible thumper snitches on you and you are burned at the stake.

I wish the Force was with me.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #69 on: January 07, 2012, 07:56:10 pm »
Granted. You are a Sith Lord who will get killed horribly in a spin-off.

I wish I could find a copy of the full Casement Report.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #70 on: January 07, 2012, 08:14:17 pm »
Granted, but the next day, you accidentally dropped the report in your fireplace.

I wish that, on Monday, December 8th 1980, Mark David Chapman aimed slightly to the left and shot Yoko Ono instead.
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Quote from: Art Vandelay on May 19, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #71 on: January 07, 2012, 09:10:14 pm »
Granted, but January 8th, 2012, John Lennon shows up at your house and takes a shit in your mailbox.

I wish some awesome food.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #72 on: January 07, 2012, 09:32:45 pm »
Granted, one luxurious all-you-can-eat buffet coming up, made from kitten and baby meat!

I wish I had a tank.
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Quote from: Art Vandelay on May 19, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #73 on: January 07, 2012, 11:09:09 pm »
Granted. Enjoy!

I wish for some chips and gravy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #74 on: January 08, 2012, 12:31:59 am »
Granted, but you get so sick that everything tastes like barf.

I wish that I could see into the future.
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