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Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« on: September 25, 2015, 11:43:18 am »
Cause he's calling it quits

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WASHINGTON -- House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) will resign from Congress at the end of October, his office announced Friday.

In a statement, Boehner's office said that he had only planned to serve in Congress until the end of last year, but changed his plans when former Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor (Va.) lost his seat.

Boehner was facing pressure from conservative Republicans over a bill to defund Planned Parenthood, and there were rumors that those members would try to oust him as speaker. Boehner, who was first elected to Congress in 1990, became speaker in 2011.

"The Speaker believes putting members through prolonged leadership turmoil would do irreparable damage to the institution," his office said in a statement.

Once again the Tea Party, that oh so loveable monster, has struck again and forced out a seasoned politician because it doesn't understand how politics work.  Kinda sad in such a way when you think about it.

Ironbite-now who do the make Speaker of the House?

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2015, 12:20:29 pm »
Cause he's calling it quits

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WASHINGTON -- House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) will resign from Congress at the end of October, his office announced Friday.

In a statement, Boehner's office said that he had only planned to serve in Congress until the end of last year, but changed his plans when former Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor (Va.) lost his seat.

Boehner was facing pressure from conservative Republicans over a bill to defund Planned Parenthood, and there were rumors that those members would try to oust him as speaker. Boehner, who was first elected to Congress in 1990, became speaker in 2011.

"The Speaker believes putting members through prolonged leadership turmoil would do irreparable damage to the institution," his office said in a statement.

Once again the Tea Party, that oh so loveable monster, has struck again and forced out a seasoned politician because it doesn't understand how politics work.  Kinda sad in such a way when you think about it.

Ironbite-now who do the make Speaker of the House?


Is the "U.S. Speaker Of The House" becoming like "Australian Prime Minister" now? Will there be another election or will someone crazier just be plonked in.

Good thing Obama has the Magic Veto Pen of Justice should these goobers want to legislate something stupid or defund P'anned Parenthood. Obama said it himself that he would veto.

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2015, 12:26:04 pm »
He mismanaged the tea party from the beginning. He could have dealt with them back in 2012 when he had the chance but didn't. And now because of that he's retiring. Ironbite does bring up a good question though. I wonder who will be the new speaker?
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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2015, 02:23:14 pm »
I'm more worried about who will replace him. The Teabaggers are gonna want someone as extreme as themselves.


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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2015, 02:48:00 pm »
Cause he's calling it quits

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WASHINGTON -- House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) will resign from Congress at the end of October, his office announced Friday.

In a statement, Boehner's office said that he had only planned to serve in Congress until the end of last year, but changed his plans when former Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor (Va.) lost his seat.

Boehner was facing pressure from conservative Republicans over a bill to defund Planned Parenthood, and there were rumors that those members would try to oust him as speaker. Boehner, who was first elected to Congress in 1990, became speaker in 2011.

"The Speaker believes putting members through prolonged leadership turmoil would do irreparable damage to the institution," his office said in a statement.

Once again the Tea Party, that oh so loveable monster, has struck again and forced out a seasoned politician because it doesn't understand how politics work.  Kinda sad in such a way when you think about it.

Ironbite-now who do the make Speaker of the House?


Is the "U.S. Speaker Of The House" becoming like "Australian Prime Minister" now? Will there be another election or will someone crazier just be plonked in.

Good thing Obama has the Magic Veto Pen of Justice should these goobers want to legislate something stupid or defund P'anned Parenthood. Obama said it himself that he would veto.

If he uses it, thought, the conservative news outlets will spin it as "Obama refuses to pass a budget, risking government shutdown."

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2015, 02:49:17 pm »
Who the fuck give a shit? After all, the repubs shut down the government and no one seemed to give enough of a shit to do anything about it.
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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2015, 02:49:43 pm »
I betcha the next GOP speaker is going to be crazy!!! The whole damn party is off the rails crazy. Also I'm going to miss the booze and the orange skin color jokes.

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2015, 02:55:07 pm »
I betcha the next GOP speaker is going to be crazy!!! The whole damn party is off the rails crazy. Also I'm going to miss the booze and the orange skin color jokes.

Well, if the Republicans manage to lose all their centrist party members by the next election, they'll have handed it to the Democrats on a silver platter.

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2015, 03:22:01 pm »
Who the fuck give a shit? After all, the repubs shut down the government and no one seemed to give enough of a shit to do anything about it.

I know. Business as usual here at home. Civil Service/Government worker types probably only get affected. Joe Q. Cashier Clerk, Jane Q. Waitress & Old Man Murphy just go about as usual.


I betcha the next GOP speaker is going to be crazy!!! The whole damn party is off the rails crazy. Also I'm going to miss the booze and the orange skin color jokes.

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2015, 04:07:17 pm »
He mismanaged the tea party from the beginning. He could have dealt with them back in 2012 when he had the chance but didn't. And now because of that he's retiring. Ironbite does bring up a good question though. I wonder who will be the new speaker?

This guy, if things go as they usually do:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_McCarthy_%28California_politician%29

He's House Majority Leader, and there's usually an orderly succession in these matters... but as noted, he might not be crazy enough. (Plus, he's from California, which, however wingnut he is, would be a huge strike against him in Teabaggers' minds.)
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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2015, 04:26:47 pm »
Reading the political positions of his, sounds like its same shit, different day

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2015, 08:19:48 pm »
Let them choose a wingnut.  They'd only be digging their own graves.

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2015, 08:45:25 pm »
Let them choose a wingnut.  They'd only be digging their own graves.

Same here. It's inconsequential who they pick. Obama's got the veto pen and the elections are 'round the corner!

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2015, 04:59:19 am »
This is all because of the Planned Parenthood crap, right?  Boehner told the GOP that if they continued to fight it, nothing would happen, and if they shut down the government again, they'd be handing next years elections to the Democrats.  And now they hate him for it.

So they're slamming him for doing his job and helping his party, just because he said, "We're not going to win this battle.  Let's pick another so we can increase our chances of winning."

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Re: Boehner to no longer be the punchline of jokes
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2015, 05:23:28 am »
Yeah, Boehner tried to be a sensible, pragmatic adversary to the democrats. I hazard a guess he doesn't think they work for Lucifer or some lunacy like that.

And so for not towing their insane line and in the interest of "liberty", Boehner had to go.

They just silenced one of the only pragmatic voices in the party. This sends a crystal clear message to more secular conservatives - you are not wanted in the "Party of God".
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