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Art Vandelay

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« Reply #735 on: June 24, 2012, 09:37:42 am »
Well, I'm a fucking moron. I've been trying to force down a cup of black instant coffee and lamenting my lack of milk (the only time I'd ever use it is on the rare occasion I drink coffee, so I can't justify buying a carton of even long life milk) and sugar for the last half hour before realising I have a can of whipped cream in the fridge. I know it's not nearly as good as full cream milk, but it at least makes the stuff halfway drinkable. Why the fuck did I take so long to think of it?!

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« Reply #736 on: June 24, 2012, 09:44:17 am »
Just mix in the whipped cream and drink a cup of coffee; because coffee makes everything better  ;)

Art Vandelay

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« Reply #737 on: June 24, 2012, 09:52:45 am »
Umm... That's exactly what I did. It just took me a half hour of sipping the most rancid concoction ever to find its way into a coffee mug before I figured out I could do that.

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« Reply #738 on: June 24, 2012, 09:54:30 am »
I know, I just wanted to say that line since its an inside joke I haven't used in a while.

Art Vandelay

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« Reply #739 on: June 24, 2012, 09:58:14 am »
Ah, my bad. I'm not familiar with that particular joke.

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« Reply #740 on: June 24, 2012, 12:34:39 pm »
I'm all alone.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #741 on: June 24, 2012, 12:36:05 pm »
There's no one here beside me.

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« Reply #742 on: June 24, 2012, 12:39:30 pm »
My problems have all gone.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #743 on: June 24, 2012, 12:40:46 pm »
There's no one to be riding me.

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« Reply #744 on: June 24, 2012, 12:41:30 pm »
BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIIIEEEENDS
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #745 on: June 24, 2012, 03:32:09 pm »
This place is like a forum Broadway Musical.  It's full of gays and everything!

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« Reply #746 on: June 24, 2012, 05:32:44 pm »
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator. I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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« Reply #747 on: June 24, 2012, 05:35:06 pm »
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator. I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.

"Imagination requires existential destiny."
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« Reply #748 on: June 24, 2012, 05:42:05 pm »
Well apparently Italy won so we've been saved from another England v Germany encounter and with it the worst instincts of the London press...

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« Reply #749 on: June 24, 2012, 05:44:37 pm »
Because this doesn't really deserve its own thread, here's a Deepak Chopra quote generator. I didn't know where else to put it, but it's funny.

"Death is an ingredient of visible babies"...lol wut