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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2013, 11:40:09 pm »
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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2013, 02:30:16 am »
Well, now I have a good reason to ignore him. As if I didn't before, but it's so much easier to just call him an anti-Semite than anything else.

Of course, if I were one of his kids, I'd tell him "Dad! Guess what! The International Jewish Conspiracy just called, and made me your official monitor!"
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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2013, 05:23:55 am »
I think the conspiracy nuts need to find a new villain, it's always the Jews with these people.
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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2013, 05:57:27 am »
Well, the muslim conspiracy stories have hit their peak and are now more of a cult-favourite but the LGBT conspiracy stories are gaining popularity as same-sex marriage is being legalized in more and more countries.
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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2013, 11:05:39 pm »
So let me get this straight, the Jews control the ebil black muslim in the president's seat even tho those two groups generally hate each other? And I thought Obama secretly has the Muslim Brotherhood taking over the country. Surely the Jewish Overloards wouldn't allow that...


(I think my brain partially melted typing that out.)
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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2013, 04:02:40 pm »
Quote from: Jodie on September 06, 2013, 11:05:39 pm
So let me get this straight, the Jews control the ebil black muslim in the president's seat even tho those two groups generally hate each other? And I thought Obama secretly has the Muslim Brotherhood taking over the country. Surely the Jewish Overloards wouldn't allow that...


(I think my brain partially melted typing that out.)
No, the Jews control the evil black Muslim communist Nazi that took over the presidency, which as we all know, is all-powerful. Obama is working to make us all be communist Muslims, which is according to the Jewish plan. He also wants to wipe out all white people, which is a part of the Nazi plan.
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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2013, 03:35:54 pm »
Dear Alex Jones,



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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2013, 03:39:42 pm »
And yet, people still take Alex Jones seriously.
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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2013, 07:20:10 pm »
Checking the first video made me find a comment about Alex Jones being part of the Jewish conspiracy. Hoo boy, this is getting meta.
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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2013, 07:30:18 pm »
Almost everyone is part of the Jewish conspiracy. You could be part of it and not even know it. I thought I wasn't, and then, bam, found out I was a 70-year-old Rabbi with powerful friends.
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Re: Alex Jones: Jews Control the Government!
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2013, 08:18:51 pm »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on September 10, 2013, 07:30:18 pm
Almost everyone is part of the Jewish conspiracy. You could be part of it and not even know it. I thought I wasn't, and then, bam, found out I was a 70-year-old Rabbi with powerful friends.
What? I thought I was mind controlled or something.
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