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Osama bin Bambi:

--- Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 09, 2012, 08:49:07 pm ---My friend's mom is a new age fundie. She believes that all diseases are the result of negative thoughts being sent out and bounced off the universe, thus coming back to haunt you in the form of body horror. For instance, in her nutty world, asthma is caused by a person feeling constricted in life.

Needless to say, she's a big fan of quantum mysticism.

--- End quote ---

Fuck. That. Shit.

I once played with a boy up the street who had developmental delays and severe epilepsy. Even today he is two grades behind. His mother was convinced that this boy was an "indigo child" and would trumpet it from the rooftops at every opportunity.

Nice boy though.

The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist:
Went digging, and found Facebook screencaps of this woman's nuttery I'd posted on the old forums. Red is her, and Blue is me. These are from well over a year ago.

Osama bin Bambi:
That woman reminds me of the most recent girlfriend of one of my uncles. He has a great taste in music, but god does he have shitty taste in girlfriends. This woman is a bona fide psychopath whose sole goal in life is to screw up everything she touches. I have a lot of stories.

She says that Lyme disease was invented by Nazi scientists given amnesty by the USA on Plum Island. She says traumatic experiences can change your DNA. When she heard about my social anxiety disorder, she told me it was partially my fault because of the law of attraction.

Yeah, sorry lady, there is absolutely no evidence of that happening.  Law of Attraction, as far as I can tell, does not exist.

And this is coming from someone who actually does believe in some mystical shit.  At least I believe it based on my experiences, not because it's some wishy washy spiritual belief meant to make me feel superior to everyone else.


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