Vending Machine

[RinellaWasHere]

You get Kilometer's parents. They're hippies.

I insert burritos.

[Random Gal]

You get one HUGE burrito back, and everything tastes so much better than before, but the peppers were replaced with Ghost Peppers and you are now breathing fire.

I insert a dopefish.

[RinellaWasHere]

You get a popefish. It's a popefish.

I insert ghost chilis.

[Meshakhad]

You get the ghosts of the ghost chili. They don't do much.

I insert Zeus.

[Saturn500]

You get an electrified Bill Clinton.

I insert wepon.

[Random Gal]

You get a zombie goast.

I insert DogmasDemise.

[Zygarde]

You get a body without a brain

I insert this cute Vietnamese boy I meet at school.

[Random Gal]

There is a lot of screaming from inside the machine, which eventually gives you a bloody corpse. Nice going there.

I insert the Bible.

[Saturn500]

You get a bunch of stones thrown at you for some arbitrary reason.

I insert Evony

[Meshakhad]

You get a large breasted woman.

I insert a large breasted woman.

[RinellaWasHere]

You get a woman breasted large.

[Meshakhad]

You get a black hole.

I insert love.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

You receive an error message in the form of a Haddaway song.

I insert the entire populous of Canada.

[Meshakhad]

You get a very angry moose.

I convince a drunk Newt Gingrich to stick his penis into the vending machine.

[Deus ex Populo]

You get a sapient dildo with Newt's personality.

I insert a bottled-up genie.