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Community => Science and Technology => Topic started by: Askold on February 02, 2019, 02:50:16 pm

Title: DNA malware
Post by: Askold on February 02, 2019, 02:50:16 pm: Did you know that you can alter DNA of people, animals and plants with modern technology? Did you also know that you can put all kinds of stuff into the DNA string, like computer Malware!

"Read my DNA will you?! Now your computer has a ransomware and if you want to get it working again you need to pay me 50 Dogecoins!!!"

https://www.wired.com/story/malware-dna-hack/
Title: Re: DNA malware
Post by: RavynousHunter on February 02, 2019, 11:14:13 pm: The future is here and it is fucking weird, bois.
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on February 03, 2019, 02:39:00 am: This is the cyperpunk dystopia we all looked forward to.
Title: Re: DNA malware
Post by: Chaos Undivided on February 03, 2019, 01:49:37 pm: I've asked it before and I'll ask it again: what even is this timeline?
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Post by: niam2023 on February 03, 2019, 02:46:58 pm: Does that mean I need to disinfect my body of malware before I play my games?
Title: Re: DNA malware
Post by: SCarpelan on February 03, 2019, 03:01:50 pm: Quote from: niam2023 on February 03, 2019, 02:46:58 pm
Does that mean I need to disinfect my body of malware before I play my games?

Yes. I recommend daily herbal enemas and liquid only diet for a week before any gaming session. The business I'm setting up will provide you a two-week package of nutritional drinks and herbal mixtures for only $299.
Title: Re: DNA malware
Post by: RavynousHunter on February 03, 2019, 11:44:35 pm: Pfft, at that price, you're getting seltzer water and chewable vitamins. My package costs $2,999.99 and uses only the finest bull's urine and puree of sea urchin gonads.
Title: Re: DNA malware
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 04, 2019, 12:25:17 am: No need for any of that shit. Just come over to my house and give me $300, and I'll wave incense and crystals around while making weird noises. It'll fix every problem in your life, guaranteed.
Title: Re: DNA malware
Post by: rookie on February 06, 2019, 08:58:58 pm: DNA is water proof! Duh! C'mon over Friday evening. I have a pair of needle nose vice grips. For a 12 pack, I'll pull out the corrupt DNA for ya.