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Offline VirtualStranger

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Rick Santorum launches CUM
« on: January 23, 2012, 12:31:28 am »
...Or as he would like to call it, "Conservatives Unite Moneybomb."

No, seriously... I'm not joking.

I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 12:39:54 am »
This has to be an elaborate parody.  Otherwise, I can only speculate that Rick is so far in the closet, he ought to be spending his time debating Mr. Tumnus rather than Mitt Romney.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2012, 12:49:14 am »
I thought I was going to laugh and then I saw he raised $1.6 million.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 12:49:32 am »
Someone in his campaign staff is trolling him.  They've gotta be.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2012, 01:00:26 am »
I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2012, 01:02:14 am »
Quote from: QueenofHearts on January 23, 2012, 12:49:14 am
I thought I was going to laugh and then I saw he raised $1.6 million.

1.7 now...
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2012, 01:05:31 am »


You're joking... this has to be a joke.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2012, 01:17:44 am »
Quote from: Zachski on January 23, 2012, 01:02:14 am
Quote from: QueenofHearts on January 23, 2012, 12:49:14 am
I thought I was going to laugh and then I saw he raised $1.6 million.

1.7 now...

You're not helping my faith in humanity....

And neither is this



EDIT: Who the fuck thought this was a good idea??
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2012, 01:18:38 am »
Sweater vests for everyone!
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2012, 01:21:08 am »
Hahahaha oh my god... Really Santorum?
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2012, 01:36:57 am »
This is great.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2012, 01:40:39 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5kPUFxXYLs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5kPUFxXYLs</a>
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2012, 01:53:15 am »
Next Santorum creates the ANAL: American National Association of Leninism Liberty
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2012, 02:11:24 am »


>mfw this actually happened

Sounds like an organisation in South Park/Team America.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2012, 02:18:20 am »
BWAHAHA!
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