What?Three actual sentences takes from a random textbook that I had to pay $60 for. No context provided, enjoy! (http://books.google.com/books?id=YD52HrfEZgAC&pg=PA37&lpg=PA37&dq=%22History+has+always+been+partly+a+product+of+the+present+historian,+as+well+as+the+past%22&source=bl&ots=714v5a5y-7&sig=WFWWlJ0gQIW6woiyb3-Idp7KpJc&hl=en&sa=X&ei=29ZcUqT3NIaOkAeT0YAo&ved=0CB8Q6AEwAA)
The blood was all hyper-realistic and a skeleton popped out.
Taaaake a dump in the toilet~, flush it when yoo-ou are finished up, I know I~ just said tht, but it is still funnee~.I am aa-almost back now~, so I will ha-ave to stop singing, and change my commenta-ary~, back to the nor-mal kiiind~
Dawn of the First Day. 72 fuckin' bloody twattin' hours remain... dammit.
Boener looked like a constipated yam.
You just can't go cut down a tree with a butter knife.
I'm looking at her and all I can think is "I saw your brothers victims foot in a pot"
On the bright side:
U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
Slightly crazy friend - Science has no proof. Only God has proof.
Me- Fffffffffffffffffffffffff
Other, more sane friend- Great. Now he's leaking rage.
You ARE having that pasta's child, you total slut.
seriously, a language that can use four umlauts in a single word is bound to be able to summon cthulu or something.
"yup, this is the responsibility of every single black person in the USA who doesn't want to be systemically racismed".
that, and i was in a mediterranean oak wearing only my nipple piercing and silk boxers.
also the videos on youtube always have pictures of anime girls. the anime girls are very important.
also the videos on youtube always have pictures of anime girls. the anime girls are very important.
...I see what you did there.
saying the only morally coherent response to someone trying to murder you is to murder them makes it sound like your philosophical education started and ended with hammurabi’s code
3. And nerd-shaming. Lovely. Don't you have some swirlies to give?
but I've been pushing gay necrophilic lizard romance in everyone's faces for 6+ months so what right do I have to whine
I wouldn't visit a forest where the trees are passing around child porn...