You've never seen my best friend's family. Your temper tantrum will never beat anything her brother or sister do.
Wat?
I'm sorry, did I just walk into True Blood or the Buffy Season 8/9 comics?
I'm 5'6. Tall privilege is bullshit. You do not speak for all short people.
Still fat, still think you people are full of shit.
Dammit therans, I do my damnedest to treat you like anyone else with a non-impairing mental illness, but it's really fucking hard when you do this.
If I ever have to walk around my neighborhood at night, I always have a large knife on me (legally carried with the hilt and sheath visible in my pocket; it's only illegal for me to carry it concealed). When I get my CCW permit, it'll be replaced with a handgun.
Not because my neighborhood is especially dangerous. Just because I don't want to be anywhere alone at night without something to defend myself with.
I don't typically walk around at night, and even then, I wouldn't carry my combat knife on me, but I at least always have a Swiss Army knife in my jacket, both for preparedness and in case of emergency. It's not much, but better than nothing (and I use it for other shit usually).