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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2012, 10:54:53 pm »
It's Alan Scott

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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2012, 02:49:20 am »
Huh. I didn't know until now (after jumping through various links in the articles) that Archie Comics has a gay character. I'm pleasantly surprised.
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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2012, 08:31:56 am »
Well, they are doing in in their "Earth 2" series, which is typical of DC. Whenever they do something really interesting to a character, they always do it in a parallel world or alternate dimension so they can just take it back whenever they like.

And it seems I was right, after all. It is one of the scrubs from the Justice Society, although I think it is a major stretch of the language to refer to Alan Scott as "iconic."

Plus, is anyone else amused that they chose the character whose official vulnerability is "wood" to be gay...?
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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2012, 08:10:30 pm »
Archie's Sonic series has technomancy and talking animals--OMG WITCHCRAFT AND FAMILIARS!!  THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!11!!!one!!!

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OMG is the Iron Queen arc finally on the app now?
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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2012, 08:18:14 pm »
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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2012, 01:39:19 pm »
Sorry to be a little late in posting this.
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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2012, 01:41:00 pm »
Sorry to be a little late in posting this.
But here is Rapture Ready's thoughts on the Matter
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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2012, 04:17:27 pm »
Green Lantern was my favorite Spiderman.....

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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #53 on: June 06, 2012, 12:37:33 am »
...you're all a bunch of nerds.

TIL about a bunch of comic book characters I didn't even know existed. I knew the big ones, but Martian Manhunter? Plastic Man? What?

Anyway, this comment in the article made me laugh:

Well of course, this makes sense as he has a vulnerability to "Wood".

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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #54 on: June 06, 2012, 03:49:54 am »
Martian Manhunter's been a part of the Justice League cartoons for the past decade. I'm not terribly familiar with comics, but I think that makes him a bit more than a minor character.
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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #55 on: June 06, 2012, 03:55:06 am »
Martian Manhunter's been a part of the Justice League cartoons for the past decade. I'm not terribly familiar with comics, but I think that makes him a bit more than a minor character.

In fact, J'onn's been a member of the Justice League in almost every incarnation it's had, save for a couple of the most recent ones, starting way back in the '60s when the title began.
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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #56 on: June 06, 2012, 12:06:21 pm »
Plus, is anyone else amused that they chose the character whose official vulnerability is "wood" to be gay...?

I am. :D
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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #57 on: June 06, 2012, 01:36:50 pm »
...you're all a bunch of nerds.

TIL about a bunch of comic book characters I didn't even know existed. I knew the big ones, but Martian Manhunter? Plastic Man? What?

Anyway, this comment in the article made me laugh:

Well of course, this makes sense as he has a vulnerability to "Wood".

I take it you aren't a huge DC comics fan then?  Both of those characters are fairly old school and tend to pop up in various storylines within DCU.  Hell, J'onn was in a Green Lantern line that I was reading sometime recently.

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Re: OMM: Marvel and DC are having gay storylines! WHARRGARBL!
« Reply #58 on: June 06, 2012, 02:43:31 pm »
Well, in de-aging Alan they "erased" his gay son, Obsidian, so I guess it evens out.
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« Reply #59 on: June 06, 2012, 04:07:34 pm »
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