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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6435 on: July 08, 2013, 02:56:07 pm »

As someone who's best friends have been (busty) women since about 10th grade, I can vouch for the legitimacy of this statement.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6436 on: July 08, 2013, 03:01:29 pm »

As someone who's best friends have been (busty) women since about 10th grade, I can vouch for the legitimacy of this statement.
Same here. Especially since one of them (an uber-tomboy redneck) came in in a pink dress (it was hot out, and she felt like it). The bottom was entirely see through, and she was wearing a black thong. Nobody told her.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6437 on: July 08, 2013, 03:03:02 pm »
Eyes = orbs, breasts = orbs. Big orbs have strong gravity waves that capture small orbs. I always thought it would have made more sense for the Moon to be male in old myths, and that he is captivated and enraptured by the Earth goddess breast. :P
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6438 on: July 08, 2013, 05:39:01 pm »

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6439 on: July 08, 2013, 05:41:00 pm »
Eyes = orbs, breasts = orbs. Big orbs have strong gravity waves that capture small orbs. I always thought it would have made more sense for the Moon to be male in old myths, and that he is captivated and enraptured by the Earth goddess breast. :P

I think there probably are some old mythos that play it similar to that...I know that to the Norse, the moon was masculine while the sun was feminine.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6440 on: July 08, 2013, 06:02:13 pm »
Eyes = orbs, breasts = orbs. Big orbs have strong gravity waves that capture small orbs. I always thought it would have made more sense for the Moon to be male in old myths, and that he is captivated and enraptured by the Earth goddess breast. :P

I think there probably are some old mythos that play it similar to that...I know that to the Norse, the moon was masculine while the sun was feminine.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6441 on: July 08, 2013, 06:22:20 pm »

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6442 on: July 08, 2013, 06:58:16 pm »
I know the "do not read if under 116" warning was probably a typo, but I like to think it's an oblique way of saying that nobody should read it, since the oldest person alive is 115.

And, after looking that up, I now find out that the last person to reach the age of 116 was Jiroemon Kimura, who died the exact day that was first published. That took a turn for the creepy.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6443 on: July 08, 2013, 07:12:02 pm »
I know the "do not read if under 116" warning was probably a typo, but I like to think it's an oblique way of saying that nobody should read it, since the oldest person alive is 115.

And, after looking that up, I now find out that the last person to reach the age of 116 was Jiroemon Kimura, who died the exact day that was first published. That took a turn for the creepy.
Hmm. Suspiciously suspicious. Message them.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6444 on: July 08, 2013, 07:12:08 pm »
I know the "do not read if under 116" warning was probably a typo, but I like to think it's an oblique way of saying that nobody should read it, since the oldest person alive is 115.

And, after looking that up, I now find out that the last person to reach the age of 116 was Jiroemon Kimura, who died the exact day that was first published. That took a turn for the creepy.

The last thing Jiroemon ever did in his life was read that story.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6445 on: July 08, 2013, 09:31:56 pm »
I know the "do not read if under 116" warning was probably a typo, but I like to think it's an oblique way of saying that nobody should read it, since the oldest person alive is 115.

And, after looking that up, I now find out that the last person to reach the age of 116 was Jiroemon Kimura, who died the exact day that was first published. That took a turn for the creepy.

The last thing Jiroemon ever did in his life was read that story.
So, this badfic is now going to become a creepypasta that only threatens the supernaturally old?
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6446 on: July 08, 2013, 09:44:55 pm »

I am... Black Ruler. That is so not going to end well. Look, a distraction!

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6448 on: July 08, 2013, 10:17:20 pm »
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6449 on: July 09, 2013, 02:17:38 am »





That one is also true about tv-shows, games and many other hobbies.

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