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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6810 on: August 03, 2013, 07:12:47 am »
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« Reply #6811 on: August 03, 2013, 11:11:18 am »
The only public restrooms I've ever refused to use were the ones at my middle school. As you may imagine, letting a bunch of 11 to 13-year-olds (except that one 16-year-old girl in my 8th grade math class and I'm not making this shit up) freely use toilets without supervision is only a recipe for sorrow.

I walked into the bathrooms there once. Once. As soon as I smelled it, I walked right back out and never returned.

I never used my school's toilets either.  Luckily I don't usually need to pee all that often.  Which is handy if you ever find yourself in a situation where for 12-15 hours you're wearing a complicated medieval-esque costume that you have to take off in order to piss, but it's impossible to take it off by yourself and impossible put back on by yourself...which might be irrelevant because you might not even have a chance to take a piss anyway, expecially if it takes the better part of half an hour to put the damn costume back on.

This is why you make hose with a front opening.
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« Reply #6812 on: August 03, 2013, 01:21:16 pm »
The only public restrooms I've ever refused to use were the ones at my middle school. As you may imagine, letting a bunch of 11 to 13-year-olds (except that one 16-year-old girl in my 8th grade math class and I'm not making this shit up) freely use toilets without supervision is only a recipe for sorrow.

I walked into the bathrooms there once. Once. As soon as I smelled it, I walked right back out and never returned.

I never used my school's toilets either.  Luckily I don't usually need to pee all that often.  Which is handy if you ever find yourself in a situation where for 12-15 hours you're wearing a complicated medieval-esque costume that you have to take off in order to piss, but it's impossible to take it off by yourself and impossible put back on by yourself...which might be irrelevant because you might not even have a chance to take a piss anyway, expecially if it takes the better part of half an hour to put the damn costume back on.

This is why you make hose with a front opening.

It wasn't my costume, it was on a TV production so defacing the costume would have gotten me very, very fired lol.  Plus it wouldn't have helped anyway because the outer layer of the costume was a shin-length leather armour...thing that was about as thick as brick wall (not literally, obviously) so I'd never have been able to cut through it, and it weighed several kilos and it didn't really bend easily.  It was like carrying a dead cow on my shoulders.  So I'd still have to had to taken that off and put it back on again which was a several person job because of how it did up.

I think there should be a law that costume designers are forced to wear their costumes for 15 hours before finalising the design lol.
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« Reply #6813 on: August 03, 2013, 01:35:50 pm »
I'll never understand why people actually pay money for porn.
Because the people who do porn movies for profit are just trying to make an honest living? Do you only approve piracy when it comes to porn or do you feel the same about pirating movies, games and other forms of media?
Umm, the second one, besides for games. TV, movies, music, anime, manga, comics and porn? Yeah. I'm broker than broke. If I can, I'll buy a T-shirt and turn myself into a billboard for you, but I'm not going to sit around bored off my ass because I'm broke. I will be entertained.

I'll never understand why people actually pay money for porn.

All I'll say is you get what you pay for.
So, if I pay nothing, I get better than if I pay? Seriously, amature porn > professional porn. Less makeup and general fakeness.

Yes, yes it is, I agree.  Although that's not  to say all pro porn is rubbish, good stuff exists, usually from much smaller producers (Indy porn I guess you could call it lol).  But not all amature porn is given away free.  There are many amatures who sell their videos and pictures and there are sites set up specifically as places where such people can sell what they make.  And I don't mind giving them my money in return for it; they're not a massive million dollar porn studio with coke-addicted surgical freak show actors who they exploit to get rich,  they're often ordinary people like you or me who are happy to film what they normally get up to in order to make a  bit of extra money.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6814 on: August 03, 2013, 02:09:34 pm »
I'll never understand why people actually pay money for porn.
Because the people who do porn movies for profit are just trying to make an honest living? Do you only approve piracy when it comes to porn or do you feel the same about pirating movies, games and other forms of media?
Umm, the second one, besides for games. TV, movies, music, anime, manga, comics and porn? Yeah. I'm broker than broke. If I can, I'll buy a T-shirt and turn myself into a billboard for you, but I'm not going to sit around bored off my ass because I'm broke. I will be entertained.

I'll never understand why people actually pay money for porn.

All I'll say is you get what you pay for.
So, if I pay nothing, I get better than if I pay? Seriously, amature porn > professional porn. Less makeup and general fakeness.

Yes, yes it is, I agree.  Although that's not  to say all pro porn is rubbish, good stuff exists, usually from much smaller producers (Indy porn I guess you could call it lol).  But not all amature porn is given away free.  There are many amatures who sell their videos and pictures and there are sites set up specifically as places where such people can sell what they make.  And I don't mind giving them my money in return for it; they're not a massive million dollar porn studio with coke-addicted surgical freak show actors who they exploit to get rich,  they're often ordinary people like you or me who are happy to film what they normally get up to in order to make a  bit of extra money.
Exactly. Full-on pro porn is meh. Nine times out of ten, the porn I watch was filmed with a webcam or phone. Normal people doing it > makeup beasts doing it. Indie porn is good, too.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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« Reply #6816 on: August 03, 2013, 03:57:47 pm »
Just screencapped this. Look at the number of notes.
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« Reply #6817 on: August 04, 2013, 12:17:38 am »
He looks like a drunk frat boy.
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« Reply #6820 on: August 04, 2013, 02:59:00 am »
No matter what you listen to, Spiderman dances to it. Try it on anything you like.

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« Reply #6821 on: August 04, 2013, 05:19:21 am »
No matter what you listen to, Spiderman dances to it. Try it on anything you like.


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« Reply #6822 on: August 04, 2013, 07:20:04 am »
Just screencapped this. Look at the number of notes.

That's pretty cool.  I'd like to know what phenomenon is responsible for this.  (Although my cynical side suspects wax and/or taxidermy of some sort.)
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« Reply #6823 on: August 04, 2013, 08:01:39 am »
Just screencapped this. Look at the number of notes.

That's pretty cool.  I'd like to know what phenomenon is responsible for this.  (Although my cynical side suspects wax and/or taxidermy of some sort.)

It may just be the containment method. There are similar non-sainted mummies. ex: the some South American mummies. But odds are if it is fake, it's wax- old-time taxidermy was terrible, and human skin is apparently difficult to work with.
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« Reply #6824 on: August 04, 2013, 10:41:45 am »
No matter what you listen to, Spiderman dances to it. Try it on anything you like.

Works to 'Nocturne' by Tesseract, which is kind of disturbing.
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