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« Reply #6870 on: August 09, 2013, 11:18:52 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 09, 2013, 10:42:37 am
I gotta wonder A) how much all that Pepsi cost, and B) how long that bathtub was attracting ants. I know from experience that once soda dries, it takes a LOT of water and scrubbing to get off.
My first thought was just how sticky that guy was afterwards. I'm guessing it would be somewhere between fly paper and duct tape.
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« Reply #6871 on: August 09, 2013, 03:02:53 pm »
Why would anyone want to take a bath in what's essentially carbonated syrup?
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« Reply #6872 on: August 09, 2013, 04:05:47 pm »
Quote from: Valerius on August 09, 2013, 03:02:53 pm
Why would anyone want to take a bath in what's essentially carbonated syrup?

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« Reply #6873 on: August 09, 2013, 04:11:38 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6874 on: August 09, 2013, 05:05:45 pm »
Honestly, having worked at a McDonald's, I don't think the girl in the back even needs a reason other than "working at McDonald's" to be pissed.

By the way I'm probably going to have to go back to a McDonald's to get ANY job at all.
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« Reply #6875 on: August 09, 2013, 07:17:11 pm »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on August 09, 2013, 05:05:45 pm
Honestly, having worked at a McDonald's, I don't think the girl in the back even needs a reason other than "working at McDonald's" to be pissed.

By the way I'm probably going to have to go back to a McDonald's to get ANY job at all.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6876 on: August 09, 2013, 07:22:18 pm »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on August 09, 2013, 05:05:45 pm
Honestly, having worked at a McDonald's, I don't think the girl in the back even needs a reason other than "working at McDonald's" to be pissed.

By the way I'm probably going to have to go back to a McDonald's to get ANY job at all.

I'm only slightly kidding when I suggest taking up a life of crime instead of working at McDonalds or Walmart.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6877 on: August 09, 2013, 07:24:36 pm »
My friend, who was out of work for over a year, got a job at McDonalds.  He said he felt like crap for doing so, but I reminded him it's a paycheck, something he wasn't receiving before. 
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« Reply #6878 on: August 09, 2013, 07:54:23 pm »
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« Reply #6879 on: August 09, 2013, 08:09:55 pm »
Quote from: Vypernight on August 09, 2013, 07:24:36 pm
My friend, who was out of work for over a year, got a job at McDonalds.  He said he felt like crap for doing so, but I reminded him it's a paycheck, something he wasn't receiving before.

Well, it's bad enough that it's a shitty job and you're essentially a disposable asset. But McDonalds being a horrible company that almost regularly engages in at least morally dubious practices doesn't help.

I think I'd rather be a criminal who specializes in robbing the McDonalds corporation.
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« Reply #6880 on: August 10, 2013, 12:07:57 am »
I worked at McDonalds back in high school. Take all the usual shit McDonalds does and add a manager who has been harboring a 17 year long grudge against your mother. Recipe for disaster.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6881 on: August 10, 2013, 01:03:19 am »
Wow Jebus, can you tell us exactly how long you seem to have been living in a sitcom?
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« Reply #6882 on: August 10, 2013, 01:20:25 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6883 on: August 10, 2013, 01:26:00 am »
I wish it were a sitcom. Working from 2 in the afternoon to 10 at night with no lunch break was anything but funny.

She was such a bitch I quit within a month.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6884 on: August 10, 2013, 01:33:13 am »
Quote from: thejebusfire on August 10, 2013, 01:26:00 am
I wish it were a sitcom. Working from 2 in the afternoon to 10 at night with no lunch break was anything but funny.

She was such a bitch I quit within a month.

In Canada, it's illegal to make your employees work 8-hour shifts without one unpaid 30-minute break and two paid 15-minute breaks. Is this not the case in the States?
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