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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6960 on: August 16, 2013, 11:59:37 am »
Let me first say that I found this to be pretty funny because of the subversion of expectations.  It reminds me of this comic.



That being said, if it were real, I would find it far more appalling that if she had hit him for the same reason.  I do, however, thing that size and strength has something to do with that.  He is a head taller and probably 1.5 - 2 times her weight.
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« Reply #6961 on: August 16, 2013, 01:47:45 pm »
A slap isn't exactly a fatal blow. The difference in their size and strength probably translates to "It hurt more," rather than "He broke her jawbone."
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« Reply #6962 on: August 16, 2013, 01:59:04 pm »
Well, yeah.

But my innate reaction is still "Oh god that monster!  He hit a girl!"

And then I just feel disgusted with myself.
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« Reply #6963 on: August 16, 2013, 02:08:49 pm »


I feel like this was already posted but eh.

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« Reply #6964 on: August 16, 2013, 02:22:01 pm »
Well, yeah.

But my innate reaction is still "Oh god that monster!  He hit a girl!"

And then I just feel disgusted with myself.

I stopped being chivalrous about never hitting girls when a big gangsta chick in 9th grade started being a violent bully toward me. I never actually hit her (since I almost always engage in violence as self-defense purely so I have that excuse to fall back on), but I came close a few times.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6965 on: August 16, 2013, 02:54:40 pm »
Fun fact, I've never actually hit anyone outside of learning how to box from my Dad.

Well, that's not quite true.  I stomped on a neighborhood bully's foot once.  Then I felt bad, confessed to my parents about it, then apologized to her.  (She accepted my apology with a lot of grace, from what I recall.)

But I've never actually swung my fist and hit anyone.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6966 on: August 16, 2013, 03:00:31 pm »
I've never hit anybody but my little brother, and I am quite certain that he was being a butthead and deserved it every time.

I did tackle somebody and pin him to the ground once when I was in 14.  He had been picking on me for awhile (which I didn't really care about), but then he crossed the line picking on a girl I liked, so I didn't really see any other option at the time.  What makes this a good story is that my gym teacher congratulated me afterwards (both for standing up for myself and for winning).  What makes it an even better story is that years later I saw this person on the news because he was arrested for assault.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6967 on: August 16, 2013, 03:12:30 pm »


If that was real, Ned would still have his head, the Red Wedding would've never have happened, and Joffrey would be six feet under.
That being said, I have come across a good number of MCU/GOT crossover fics, shipping Robb/Daenerys with Tony being a result of several generations seems to be popular, same can be said with the whole shipping of Loki/Daenerys thing.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6968 on: August 16, 2013, 04:12:13 pm »

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« Reply #6969 on: August 16, 2013, 10:13:39 pm »
Funny thing to me is the first three on the left are all dead.

Ironbite-....or not so dead in one case......I'm so so sorry Mrs. Stark.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6971 on: August 17, 2013, 02:48:52 am »


Poor Luigi.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6972 on: August 17, 2013, 03:11:30 am »
That was just depressing.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6973 on: August 17, 2013, 04:34:37 am »


He looks so happy to have had something hatch from his knee.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6974 on: August 17, 2013, 04:47:18 am »
Aw, he gave birth.
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