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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7860 on: November 13, 2013, 09:11:41 am »
Who is Wendy Davis? Facebook probably just lumps all these figures into one giant 'Politicians' category.

Also, Facebook doesn't do a very good job with targeting ads.

It says right there in the picture who she is... (plus we had multiple topics about her on here)

But she's a democrat and feminist so having those suggestions is very much stupid. But it's Facebook, so...

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"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7861 on: November 13, 2013, 11:05:28 am »

It's still Christian imagery. It's Hades, not Zeus, and it's Hades, not fluffy white clouds. /nitpick
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7862 on: November 13, 2013, 12:17:47 pm »


I am conflicted wether I should make an "It's a trap!" or "You're gonna get raped" joke over this picture...

I mean, look at her face. See that look in her eyes? That demon is in trouble.


For those who care, there is a story behind the picture:
http://old.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=24201&view=next&sid=936e7edffac73fea7521a3397453120d
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7863 on: November 13, 2013, 12:43:32 pm »

Kinda reminds me of one particular story (Billy Markham's Last Roll) in Shel Silverstein's The Devil and Billy Markham
http://theraivenne.com/jokes/s-silverstein_devil_n_billy.html
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7864 on: November 13, 2013, 04:57:46 pm »


I am conflicted wether I should make an "It's a trap!" or "You're gonna get raped" joke over this picture...

I mean, look at her face. See that look in her eyes? That demon is in trouble.


For those who care, there is a story behind the picture:
http://old.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=24201&view=next&sid=936e7edffac73fea7521a3397453120d
She has really small feet.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7865 on: November 13, 2013, 06:12:25 pm »


Whelp.

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"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7866 on: November 13, 2013, 07:04:56 pm »


I am conflicted wether I should make an "It's a trap!" or "You're gonna get raped" joke over this picture...

I mean, look at her face. See that look in her eyes? That demon is in trouble.


For those who care, there is a story behind the picture:
http://old.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=24201&view=next&sid=936e7edffac73fea7521a3397453120d

The Devil has literally never seen a vagina before.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7867 on: November 14, 2013, 06:25:10 am »


I am conflicted wether I should make an "It's a trap!" or "You're gonna get raped" joke over this picture...

I mean, look at her face. See that look in her eyes? That demon is in trouble.


For those who care, there is a story behind the picture:
http://old.qi.com/talk/viewtopic.php?t=24201&view=next&sid=936e7edffac73fea7521a3397453120d

The Devil has literally never seen a vagina before.

No wonder he hates everyone so much. He's never been laid since the beginning of time.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7868 on: November 14, 2013, 10:53:11 pm »
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O-oh...

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7869 on: November 14, 2013, 11:19:48 pm »
I'm a furry and I'm a bit creeped out.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7870 on: November 15, 2013, 03:54:29 am »
Ok, here's how it went...

There was a series of pictures of medieval and renessaince helmets that were "weird." Some had been built to impress:




Some had been built to frighten the enemy:




But then...

What the hell? "Don't mind Max, he has always been a bit weird but we just try to ignore him." That helmet was reportedly given to emperor Maximillian. I assume that it was a practical joke and the joker spent his final years dying slowly in some torture chamber for his crimes.


"When I said I want a helmet that LOOKS like me this wasn't what I had in mind... Oh well maybe I'm just looking at it from its bad side."

"...Oh dear."



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"If only there was a way for me to twirl my moustache dastardly on the battlefield without risking my life..."
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7871 on: November 15, 2013, 04:10:03 am »
These helmets are making me feel nostalgic.

I wonder where my picture book of medieval weaponry and armor is...
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7872 on: November 15, 2013, 10:53:20 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7874 on: November 15, 2013, 03:28:17 pm »
^ Sadly, that's a Photoshop. This is the real image:

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