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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7995 on: December 04, 2013, 10:11:17 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7996 on: December 05, 2013, 12:49:18 am »
Why would Zeus even be on the answer list? He wasn't even the Creator Diety since he was begot by Cronus who was begot Gaia or Uranus.

LOL, Zeus came from Uranus

Which definition of "came" are we dealing with here because if it's the other "came" ;)

That was kind of the joke with my post right above yours.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7997 on: December 05, 2013, 02:01:17 am »
This is literally like every dipshit in my literature class who BSes their analysis of the text because they relied on Sparknotes instead of actually doing the fucking reading.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7998 on: December 05, 2013, 04:13:50 am »


'Murrica!
Question 3 also seems to have accidentally a word.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7999 on: December 05, 2013, 01:42:47 pm »
I might occasionally disagree with US politics, policies, laws and some other stuff but I have to admit that I just love the ambassador USA sent to Finland.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8001 on: December 06, 2013, 09:46:42 am »
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No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8002 on: December 06, 2013, 02:50:59 pm »

He's Finnished!  ;D

Wish more politicans took themselves less seriously, like this one.


I might occasionally disagree with US politics, policies, laws and some other stuff but I have to admit that I just love the ambassador USA sent to Finland.



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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8003 on: December 07, 2013, 04:21:06 pm »
A long running joke originating from the blood libel about Jews eating Christian babies.



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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8004 on: December 07, 2013, 09:25:32 pm »


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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8005 on: December 08, 2013, 07:09:31 am »


'Murrica!

Technically the Big Bang created the universe. I don't think it wasn't directly related to the creation of the planet other than providing the space in which it was done. Now, the exact process in which the earth formed isn't something I remember terribly well, so you'll have to look that up yourself.

Technically the answer is aliens. Originally Earth was a government project, but stages were outsourced to dozens of private sector contractors. As a result, the whole thing was completed years off schedule, massively over budget, and largely without the features promised. As a result, the project has been shelved, forgotten and generally embarrassing to talk about.

This, incidentally, is the answer to the Fermi Paradox.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8006 on: December 08, 2013, 07:24:15 am »
If we treated physical ailments like mental ones:

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8007 on: December 08, 2013, 07:54:52 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8008 on: December 08, 2013, 12:16:14 pm »
Walk up in da club like

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8009 on: December 08, 2013, 03:15:19 pm »
If we treated physical ailments like mental ones:



It's like you're trying to peel a potato but with another potato and someone goes 'GOD WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE A POTATO-PEELER' but then ends up handing you another fucking potato.

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