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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8175 on: December 28, 2013, 03:30:23 pm »


Two words: Arranged marriage.

And alcohol influenced one night relationships.

And rape.

And prostitution led to pregnancies more often in the old days.

I'll bet that rape was a pretty major part of my own ancestry. Quite a few Balkan peasants for ancestors and fairly frequent conquering armies traipsing through the area back in the day.

I suppose the take-home message is that I ever want to breed, my best bet is to join the army and hope that imperialism gets back in vogue in the very near future.

What do you mean "back in vogue"? Have you not been paying attention since...well, since the USA was founded, really? We may not be as obnoxious about it as the Brits and French were in their day, but imperialism is alive and well in American policy.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8176 on: December 28, 2013, 07:13:07 pm »
Ah, I've seen your picture, Art. S'long as you ain't drooling into your beard, you can get laid just fine. Lots of women love that scruffy look.
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What do you mean "back in vogue"? Have you not been paying attention since...well, since the USA was founded, really? We may not be as obnoxious about it as the Brits and French were in their day, but imperialism is alive and well in American policy.
Well, I'm not American, so that's largely irrelevant to my interests. Besides, I was referring to proper, old-school imperialism. Sending in the troops to raise your flag in their former capital. Empire building through actual conquest. None of this pansy-ass neo-colonialism that you Americans seem so fond of these days.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8177 on: December 28, 2013, 07:21:22 pm »
Well, since Bush Sr. we've been a kinder, gentler empire.

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« Reply #8178 on: December 28, 2013, 07:54:17 pm »
Well, since Bush Sr. we've been a kinder, gentler empire.

With a kinder, gentler machine gun hand.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8179 on: December 28, 2013, 10:13:17 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8180 on: December 28, 2013, 11:07:16 pm »
There's several videos floating around of Brent and Patrick crashing each other's convention appearances. They're pretty funny.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8182 on: December 30, 2013, 01:54:55 pm »
Oh, look, an illiterate, ignorant idiot online... :o
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8183 on: December 30, 2013, 03:27:27 pm »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8184 on: December 30, 2013, 03:52:40 pm »
Okay even I'm tired of Dolan style comics X_x
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8185 on: December 30, 2013, 04:02:57 pm »
Okay even I'm tired of Dolan style comics X_x

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8186 on: December 30, 2013, 04:34:11 pm »
As long as I don't end up seeing any Docrot How...


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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8187 on: December 30, 2013, 04:55:02 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8188 on: December 30, 2013, 04:58:42 pm »
True that.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8189 on: December 30, 2013, 06:56:58 pm »