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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8550 on: February 27, 2014, 11:58:47 pm »

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« Reply #8551 on: February 28, 2014, 12:10:21 am »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8552 on: February 28, 2014, 01:09:29 am »
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I can only image in the 'Waiting for pizza sex' scenario the pizza arrives when you are still in coitus.

Edit: I have also noticed the Goomy picture frame in the same panel.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8553 on: February 28, 2014, 01:16:57 am »
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I can only image in the 'Waiting for pizza sex' scenario the pizza arrives when you are still in coitus.

Edit: I have also noticed the Goomy picture frame in the same panel.

Based on the laws of porn movies it means that the pizza delivery guy/girl gets in because you accidentally left the door open and after a brief voyeour scene the delivery guy/girl joins you in a threesome.

IRL on the other hand, it is more likely they will be ringing the doorbell for a while and you run to the door sweaty and red cheeked, just barely dressed and have an awkward time as you pay for the pizza.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8554 on: February 28, 2014, 01:35:54 am »
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I can only image in the 'Waiting for pizza sex' scenario the pizza arrives when you are still in coitus.

Edit: I have also noticed the Goomy picture frame in the same panel.

Based on the laws of porn movies it means that the pizza delivery guy/girl gets in because you accidentally left the door open and after a brief voyeour scene the delivery guy/girl joins you in a threesome.

IRL on the other hand, it is more likely they will be ringing the doorbell for a while and you run to the door sweaty and red cheeked, just barely dressed and have an awkward time as you pay for the pizza.

Likely? Hell, I've actually done exactly that before.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8555 on: February 28, 2014, 07:19:07 am »

The conclusion is sort-of correct, but most of the arguments are bullshit. How is 'getting the first animal into space' relevant today?
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8556 on: February 28, 2014, 10:33:37 am »
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I can only image in the 'Waiting for pizza sex' scenario the pizza arrives when you are still in coitus.

Edit: I have also noticed the Goomy picture frame in the same panel.

Based on the laws of porn movies it means that the pizza delivery guy/girl gets in because you accidentally left the door open and after a brief voyeour scene the delivery guy/girl joins you in a threesome.

IRL on the other hand, it is more likely they will be ringing the doorbell for a while and you run to the door sweaty and red cheeked, just barely dressed and have an awkward time as you pay for the pizza.

Likely? Hell, I've actually done exactly that before.

I actually have seen video of a rather attractive young woman answering the door for pizza in the nude, but from how she was acting I'm pretty sure it was a dare.

We won't go into the types of women who answered the door for me in too little clothing when I delivered pizza.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8557 on: February 28, 2014, 10:36:22 am »
I think I mentioned before that a dominatrix once answered the door when I was delivering pizza.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8558 on: February 28, 2014, 11:37:47 am »
I think I mentioned before that a dominatrix once answered the door when I was delivering pizza.

You did, but feel free to mention it again...with as much detail as possible, making sure not to leave out the address and/or phone number.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8559 on: February 28, 2014, 01:40:58 pm »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8560 on: February 28, 2014, 03:27:29 pm »
I think I mentioned before that a dominatrix once answered the door when I was delivering pizza.

You did, but feel free to mention it again...with as much detail as possible, making sure not to leave out the address and/or phone number.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8561 on: February 28, 2014, 08:36:41 pm »

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8562 on: February 28, 2014, 09:20:46 pm »
I should post in here more, considering all the funny and stupid pictures I get in my Tumblr feed.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8563 on: March 01, 2014, 09:47:11 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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