The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread

[Art Vandelay]

Zombie nazies are a real threat as well.

Actually, I can't imagine they would. Gotta keep the Aryan Zombie master race as pure as possible by not killing and infecting as many Jews, gays, Slavs and retardeds as possible.

[Damen]

http://avaa.se/fKeJD2

WW2 era gear and weapons found from a Russian forest.

O_O! *sees a Vickers Machine Gun* *grabs an axe and wanders off*

A logging I will go, a logging I will go! Hi ho the merry-o, a logging I will go!

[Hoplite]

Yo Putin! Don't Fuck with Finland!   

Zombie Simo Häyhä will get you!

Actually I'm not sure where those pictures are from so it is in fact more likely that it was along their front with the Germans.

Zombie nazies are a real threat as well.

I take it that you have seen the movie, The War of the Dead? Nice low-budget zombie movie from the European viewpoint, good film. I'd watch it again but it is not on Netflix now

[Askold]

http://avaa.se/fKeJD2

WW2 era gear and weapons found from a Russian forest.

O_O! *sees a Vickers Machine Gun* *grabs an axe and wanders off*

A logging I will go, a logging I will go! Hi ho the merry-o, a logging I will go!

Vickers? If it is Russian/Soviet gear then it is a Maxim. (I also like that gun. There is just something about a massive watercooled machinegun that is so endearing. Particularly if it has a gunshield and those tiny wheels for moving it around as well.)

[chitoryu12]

http://avaa.se/fKeJD2

WW2 era gear and weapons found from a Russian forest.

O_O! *sees a Vickers Machine Gun* *grabs an axe and wanders off*

A logging I will go, a logging I will go! Hi ho the merry-o, a logging I will go!

Vickers? If it is Russian/Soviet gear then it is a Maxim. (I also like that gun. There is just something about a massive watercooled machinegun that is so endearing. Particularly if it has a gunshield and those tiny wheels for moving it around as well.)

Well, the Vickers and the Russian M1910 were both derived from the Maxim. Other than caliber change, I'm not sure how the M1910 is different from the original. I know that the Vickers is lighter, stronger, and has a muzzle booster.

Probably the biggest fail Deadliest Warrior ever had (and a prime example of why it was canceled shortly after this episode) was in Teddy Roosevelt vs. Lawrence of Arabia. They pitted a Vickers against a Gatling gun, and gave the win to the Gatling for being "more reliable." It went exactly against all fact regarding the guns, simply because the Vickers suffered a single malfunction that was most likely user error while the Gatling didn't. The firing test was only 250 rounds as well, not nearly enough to get a good idea of long-term reliability due to the ease with which statistical flukes can crop up. I guess the story of the 100th Company of the Machine Gun Corps firing a million rounds between 10 guns for twelve hours with zero failures in 1916 was just a myth, eh?

[I am lizard]

We need a gun porn thread.

[Ultimate Paragon]

Let's not forget their claims that gladiators were "trained to kill".  In reality, only about 10% of gladiator matches ended in a fatality.

[I am lizard]

The concept of deadliest warriors is pretty cool, to bad they felt like pandering to manly penis men.

[Witchyjoshy]

The concept of deadliest warriors is pretty cool, to bad they felt like pandering to manly penis men.

That is the best phrase ever to describe machismo men.

Though the mental image that just popped up has left me giggly nonetheless.

[Art Vandelay]

The concept of deadliest warriors is pretty cool, to bad they felt like pandering to manly penis men.

That and the pandering was so forced. You could just tell the "experts" on both sides had nothing against one another, but were told by the director that they had to wave their knobs in each others faces. Well, I guess on the bright side, it proves that they aren't actors.

[chitoryu12]

The concept of deadliest warriors is pretty cool, to bad they felt like pandering to manly penis men.

That and the pandering was so forced. You could just tell the "experts" on both sides had nothing against one another, but were told by the director that they had to wave their knobs in each others faces. Well, I guess on the bright side, it proves that they aren't actors.

And more than one "expert" had a rather distant relation to the subject at best. The modern military subjects included actual soldiers or SWAT officers, but it seems like they really enjoyed hiring amateurs who happen to have a passing interest in the subject matter and are fine with saying blatantly false things on camera.

[I am lizard]

They should make something like it where they actually have experts on military, strategy, and weapons do an actual prediction of how a fight would turn out.

[Damen]

http://avaa.se/fKeJD2

WW2 era gear and weapons found from a Russian forest.

O_O! *sees a Vickers Machine Gun* *grabs an axe and wanders off*

A logging I will go, a logging I will go! Hi ho the merry-o, a logging I will go!

Vickers? If it is Russian/Soviet gear then it is a Maxim. (I also like that gun. There is just something about a massive watercooled machinegun that is so endearing. Particularly if it has a gunshield and those tiny wheels for moving it around as well.)

Well, the Vickers and the Russian M1910 were both derived from the Maxim. Other than caliber change, I'm not sure how the M1910 is different from the original. I know that the Vickers is lighter, stronger, and has a muzzle booster.

*double checks* Seems it is indeed a PM M1910. The ribbing on the barrel jacket was what threw me. Doesn't change the fact that I'm likely going to plot a...logging...expedition to Russia soon.

[I am lizard]

Who here would enjoy a gun porn thread?

[MadCatTLX]

Who here would enjoy a gun porn thread?

Can knives and blunt objects be included?