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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10410 on: March 11, 2015, 05:57:18 pm »
AvP1 had xenomorph-cyborgs with built in guns... You know, the ones that were protecting the queen? So that control didn't work either and giving them firepower kinda backfired...

Well, there was the genetically engineered Rogue "Alien King" (Not to be confused with the entirely different King Xenomorph from the Kenner toyline) in that one comic. It not only ignored humans, but was stronger and larger than even a Queen Xenomorph herself.

Oh, wait. The Queen ate him after dodging it's brutish, unrefined attacks with her superior speed. So much for that attempt.
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« Reply #10411 on: March 11, 2015, 08:35:50 pm »
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« Reply #10412 on: March 11, 2015, 09:06:40 pm »

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« Reply #10414 on: March 12, 2015, 10:34:06 am »

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« Reply #10415 on: March 12, 2015, 10:50:46 am »

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10417 on: March 12, 2015, 10:42:56 pm »
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And Simo was actually defending his country!

There's something about that mask that looks absolutely Simo adorable for a cold-blooded killer. Of course, the face under it may not be so appealing...

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« Reply #10418 on: March 13, 2015, 03:17:31 am »

There's something about that mask that looks absolutely Simo adorable for a cold-blooded killer. Of course, the face under it may not be so appealing...

Are you kidding? He was a cutie before he took that bullet to the face:


...Afterwards it took a while to fix his facial structure.
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« Reply #10420 on: March 13, 2015, 09:08:21 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10421 on: March 14, 2015, 06:31:47 am »
*Leo bursts in amidst much fanfare and saves the day*

'Cuz, you know... that's just what we do.  You're welcome.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10423 on: March 15, 2015, 12:13:07 am »

There's something about that mask that looks absolutely Simo adorable for a cold-blooded killer. Of course, the face under it may not be so appealing...

Are you kidding? He was a cutie before he took that bullet to the face:


...Afterwards it took a while to fix his facial structure.

Also, he was anything but cold-blooded. Every account of him describes him as a nice, simple man who wanted to live an easy life as a farmer but took up arms to keep his nation from being invaded by the Soviets. He killed not because of any desire to murder, but because he needed to stop an invading army. He woke up from his exploding bullet-induced coma on the day the war ended, and went right back to regular life as best as he could.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10424 on: March 15, 2015, 03:14:28 pm »
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