The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread

[nickiknack]

You know I'm really getting aroused by the direction this thread has gone, but yet again I have a thing for geek/nerd knowledge, especially if it's related to Star Wars...

[RinellaWasHere]

You know I'm really getting aroused by the direction this thread has gone, but yet again I have a thing for geek/nerd knowledge, especially if it's related to Star Wars...

"What can I say, man? Engine makes her hot."- Bester, from Firefly.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

You know I'm really getting aroused by the direction this thread has gone, but yet again I have a thing for geek/nerd knowledge, especially if it's related to Star Wars...

Is your warp core about to breach? Are your plasma coils overheating? Are you entering fluid space? Your subspace conductors being rerouted? Are you anatomically correct, and programmed with a variety of pleasure functions?

Is it time we explored the final frontier, and went where no man has gone before?

[RinellaWasHere]

You know I'm really getting aroused by the direction this thread has gone, but yet again I have a thing for geek/nerd knowledge, especially if it's related to Star Wars...

Is your warp core about to breach? Are your plasma coils overheating? Are you entering fluid space? Your subspace conductors being rerouted? Are you anatomically correct, and programmed with a variety of pleasure functions?

Is it time we explored the final frontier, and went where no man has gone before?

I'll be in my bunk.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

I think you mean your quarters.

[RinellaWasHere]

How about yours?

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Perhaps we can have a rendezvous in the sonic shower.

[nickiknack]

[RinellaWasHere]

I'd prefer the holodeck, if it's all the same to you. More options.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

I think Nicki's in Pon Farr...

[RinellaWasHere]

Such a sad affliction, really.

Fortunately, I've got the cure right here.

(Giggity.)

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Klingon Pain Ritual?

[RinellaWasHere]

If that's what you're into.

[JohnE]

For Nicki

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY</a>

[Art Vandelay]

What I want to know is how would the battle turn out if it was a naval battle similar to the ones fought in WWII and what types of ships would they be.

Going by what Damen said, it would be a big fuckoff fleet of Bismarck and Yamato class battleships and Shinano class carriers with a full compliment of modern screening vessels on the Federation side, and for the Empire we'd have a fairly modest fleet of Hermes class carriers and dreadnaught class battleships with a few equally slow and outdated screens.

Naturally, it would not end well for the Empire.