I'm a pretty chill driver most of the time, and even I find DC to be nerve-wracking. Also, Rooks, you mean "is allowed to drive like a god damned asshole." Seriously, if you don't go the microsecond the light turns green, people start honking at you angrily, motherfuckers cut you off like its goin out of style, and you're lucky if anyone lets you over. If you're going thru DC, you'd damn well better have a Marauder, so you can drive over the tight-arses that seem to infest that rat's nest of a city. Doesn't help that the streets are abysmally maintained.