Things That Annoy You

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Anyone else ever come across someone whose face just annoys you? Not because they're unattractive or anything, there's just something about it that pisses you off? Like the dude front and centre in this photo:



Tell me that isn't a face made for pissing people off.

[Witchyjoshy]

That is a face expertly chiseled by a master craftsman and expert psychologist for the pure intent of pissing people off.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Whenever I see him, the only thing I can picture is his wife trying to get him into his footie pajamas at bedtime while he screams, "I DON'T WANNA!"

[Art Vandelay]

Anyone else ever come across someone whose face just annoys you? Not because they're unattractive or anything, there's just something about it that pisses you off?

Yep. Skrillex sets that off in me something fierce. The guy just has "asshole" written in giant letters across his face.

[Søren]

Kyle sandilands for me

[wrightway]

I fell asleep early last night so now I'm sitting in the living room at almost six in the morning, knowing it's going to throw my day off.

[Søren]

When a great orgasm gives me tinnitus

[chitoryu12]

When a great orgasm gives me tinnitus

Well then.

[ironbite]

Anyone else ever come across someone whose face just annoys you? Not because they're unattractive or anything, there's just something about it that pisses you off? Like the dude front and centre in this photo:



Tell me that isn't a face made for pissing people off.

Now imagine being stopped by that guy for a ticket.

Ironbite-you'd be really pissed off.

[PosthumanHeresy]

Anyone else ever come across someone whose face just annoys you? Not because they're unattractive or anything, there's just something about it that pisses you off?

Yep. Skrillex sets that off in me something fierce. The guy just has "asshole" written in giant letters across his face.

Same. I even know people who love his music but hate him.

[Ghoti]

When a great orgasm gives me tinnitus

... What the fuck are you using as a masturbation aid.

[Søren]

Its a blood flow and pressure thing, quite common

[Ghoti]

Its a blood flow and pressure thing, quite common

Oh, I didn't know that. Learn something new erryday, I guess.

[Art Vandelay]

When jerking off makes me all sweaty. I overheat way too fucking easily.

Totally worth it, though.

[Meshakhad]

I was at a friend's house, during a very subdued party-type thing, when one guy starts talking about a con he went to. Since I've (sadly) never been to a con, I listened for about a minute. The whole time I heard him speak, it was "all the girls there were ugly or Fake Nerd Girls^TM or ugly Fake Nerd Girls. I said "hold that thought", got a glass of pop, splashed it in his smug little jerkface, and jumped out a (first-story) window.
That's how much the "fake nerd girl" phenomenon pisses me off.

This deserves a Fuck Yeah so badly.