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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6825 on: February 13, 2014, 12:44:15 am »
Or death metal.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6826 on: February 13, 2014, 12:47:35 am »
Or K-pop.

In other news, Youtube isn't working again, and this time I know it's a problem on their end. For fuck's sake, I'm getting really sick of their constant bullshit. As if changing to progressively less and less practical layouts wasn't obnoxious enough, now even basic functionality is going tits up.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6827 on: February 13, 2014, 01:11:30 am »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on February 12, 2014, 09:17:35 pm
I was trying to jack off but my brother kept shouting various rude and insulting things, as well as jiggling the door handle. Now I'm both pissed off and painfully horny. >:(

Edit: discovered the granddaddy of all zits just below my hernia surgery scar. This day just keeps getting better. /s

Since we're giving TMI, I once had an invincible pimple for a year and then suddenly GEYSER TIME
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6828 on: February 13, 2014, 01:14:19 am »
Quote from: Indikins on February 13, 2014, 01:11:30 am
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on February 12, 2014, 09:17:35 pm
I was trying to jack off but my brother kept shouting various rude and insulting things, as well as jiggling the door handle. Now I'm both pissed off and painfully horny. >:(

Edit: discovered the granddaddy of all zits just below my hernia surgery scar. This day just keeps getting better. /s

Since we're giving TMI, I once had an invincible pimple for a year and then suddenly GEYSER TIME

I've had those on the side of my shaft of all places. Popping it was like jizzing at a 90 degree angle.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6829 on: February 13, 2014, 10:48:02 am »
Quote from: mellenORL on February 13, 2014, 12:42:39 am
Do a clip with cheesy dance electronica just to watch her face curdle.

I actually jokingly suggested to the product lady/receptionist using a fast African tribal song. She didn't think it was a joke and was trying to explain to me why it wouldn't work.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6830 on: February 13, 2014, 02:03:47 pm »
I got it! 1970's porno hump music. It's all bass and drum beats and wah-wah guitar bullshit. Perfect for big sweaty men controlling tall metal crane phalluses.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6831 on: February 13, 2014, 02:55:14 pm »
Quote from: mellenORL on February 13, 2014, 02:03:47 pm
I got it! 1970's porno hump music. It's all bass and drum beats and wah-wah guitar bullshit. Perfect for big sweaty men controlling tall metal crane phalluses.
Or better yet, "Careless Whisper".
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6832 on: February 13, 2014, 08:38:27 pm »
Quote from: mellenORL on February 13, 2014, 02:03:47 pm
I got it! 1970's porno hump music. It's all bass and drum beats and wah-wah guitar bullshit. Perfect for big sweaty men controlling tall metal crane phalluses.

Actually, one of the example songs I gave was something out of a 70s movie car chase. Lots of brass and wah-wah.

The one she decided on was a barely-above-generic rock tune.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6833 on: February 13, 2014, 09:07:14 pm »
Quote from: mellenORL on February 13, 2014, 02:03:47 pm
I got it! 1970's porno hump music. It's all bass and drum beats and wah-wah guitar bullshit. Perfect for big sweaty men controlling tall metal crane phalluses.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6834 on: February 13, 2014, 11:03:47 pm »
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on February 13, 2014, 09:07:14 pm
Quote from: mellenORL on February 13, 2014, 02:03:47 pm
I got it! 1970's porno hump music. It's all bass and drum beats and wah-wah guitar bullshit. Perfect for big sweaty men controlling tall metal crane phalluses.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6835 on: February 14, 2014, 12:18:41 am »
Can this snow just fucking stop and melt? For, like, the next month? We got a FOOT AND A HALF! And I have to SHOVEL IT!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6836 on: February 14, 2014, 12:27:36 am »
My formerly awesome little brother has taken to calling me "it". As in "oh my GOD, it's eating everything!" in response to having two slices of peanut butter toast instead of one. If I have to explain to anyone why the fuck that's not okay I'm gonna drop the fucking moon on your fucking town while wearing a creepy-ass mask.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6837 on: February 14, 2014, 01:17:33 am »
Quote from: Cerim Treascair on February 14, 2014, 12:18:41 am
Can this snow just fucking stop and melt? For, like, the next month? We got a FOOT AND A HALF! And I have to SHOVEL IT!

Ours finally just melted today after a month of deep freeze. It's your turn now.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6838 on: February 14, 2014, 02:00:42 am »
Quote from: Random Guy on February 14, 2014, 01:17:33 am
Quote from: Cerim Treascair on February 14, 2014, 12:18:41 am
Can this snow just fucking stop and melt? For, like, the next month? We got a FOOT AND A HALF! And I have to SHOVEL IT!

Ours finally just melted today after a month of deep freeze. It's your turn now.

it's over knee deep... and the snow from the LAST storm hadn't melted either!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #6839 on: February 14, 2014, 02:48:28 am »
My lips were dry a couple of days ago, and i chewed on my lip, now theres a big scab there and it looks like i have herpes
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