Things That Annoy You

[Ghoti]

My fucking toenails ache. No, I don't know how the fuck that happened.

[RavynousHunter]

Got a small adware infection.  Managed to kill it myself, though, no thanks to Microsoft Security Essentials...

[Ultimate Paragon]

I just had an irritating run-in with some wolfaboo.

[RavynousHunter]

Trying to get my course load for the Spring semester coming up, and for some reason, my college's system is convinced that I need motherfucking REMEDIAL MATH CLASSES.  Despite the fact I transferred over a completed (nay, ACED) College Algebra credit from my previous school.  I hope this is just a glitch or that there's a way out of it, because I am NOT taking remedial god damned math classes when the only thing I'd really have trouble with is god damned calculus.

[Igor]

Pardon my language, but it's snowing. I'm not entirely ready for snow (sorry) yet.

[chitoryu12]

Got a small adware infection.  Managed to kill it myself, though, no thanks to Microsoft Security Essentials...

I think it was 2 weeks ago that our most elderly employee (the one who still insists on using a typewriter) got ransomware on her computer and infected the entire office network. Thankfully we shut things down fast enough that only 2 hours of work was lost (we restored from the latest backup), but her computer had to be 100% wiped to factory settings and she only retrieved her desktop files from 2 months ago because someone backed it up on our network's shared drive.

[rageaholic]

These people who assume that you or your attitude are to blame for what ever problem your having, even when it's clear that other people are the ones with the problem.  Family problems?  Well your attitude sucks, so that's probably to blame.  Late to work because of a traffic jam you had no control over?  You should have been more prepared. Got a jerk boss who hates your guts?  Well, you probably did something to annoy him. I don't know what that is, but I'm sure it's your fault somehow. 

They just can't accept that some things are not your fault. 

[I am lizard]

These people who assume that you or your attitude are to blame for what ever problem your having, even when it's clear that other people are the ones with the problem. Family problems?  Well your attitude sucks, so that's probably to blame.  Late to work because of a traffic jam you had no control over?  You should have been more prepared. Got a jerk boss who hates your guts?  Well, you probably did something to annoy him. I don't know what that is, but I'm sure it's your fault somehow. 

They just can't accept that some things are not your fault.

Oh, nice job starting that war in Syria, asshole.

If you would've called your mother 6 years ago none of this would have happened.

[Askold]

Let's player who otherwise does decent videos but insists on making fart noises whenever there is a touching scene.

[Art Vandelay]

Let's player who otherwise does decent videos but insists on making fart noises whenever there is a touching scene.

Is that a common problem in your life?

[Askold]

Let's player who otherwise does decent videos but insists on making fart noises whenever there is a touching scene.

Is that a common problem in your life?

No, it very rarely happens. But it was annoying.

[I am lizard]

"hmm, I want to voice my shallow, privileged beliefs but if I do I'll sound like a douche.
I know, I'll invent a minority character to voice all my opinions for me!"
-some political cartoonist

[Ghoti]

"hmm, I want to voice my shallow, privileged beliefs but if I do I'll sound like a douche.
I know, I'll invent a minority character to voice all my opinions for me!"
-some political cartoonist

Did you mean:
     Vivian James?

[I am lizard]

"hmm, I want to voice my shallow, privileged beliefs but if I do I'll sound like a douche.
I know, I'll invent a minority character to voice all my opinions for me!"
-some political cartoonist

Did you mean:
     Vivian James?

Keep Gamergate related material in appropriate thread please.

[I am lizard]

Whenever people make statements where they say they're against a really offensive position then state how they have a slightly less offensive opinion (E.G. "I'm against murdering trans-women but I still think they should be sent to mental institutions." "Now, I don't think a woman should be raped if they dress like a slut, it's just that if they dress like a slut and get raped it's mostly their fault.")

Also, people who act as if both sides in every argument have equal moral standing. I swear the argument could be "Should we round up and violently murder the poor and mentally ill?" and someone would go "Both sides need to recognize that they each have a point in their own way."