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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1710 on: July 26, 2012, 04:40:15 am »
I somehow managed to grow up to be mature enough to teach classes on-campus, but not mature enough to take courses online.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1711 on: July 26, 2012, 11:23:00 am »
Oh that's cool. Lamb of God had to cancel their tour with Dethklok and Gojira because the Czech Republic arrested their vocalist on trumped up manslaughter charges. It's not like that wasn't the one thing I was looking forward to or anything... >.>

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1712 on: July 26, 2012, 01:30:34 pm »
I've had heartburn for nearly 3 days now.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1713 on: July 26, 2012, 05:22:16 pm »
Damn, scro...maybe you ought to have a doc look into that, 'fore it does some serious damage.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1714 on: July 26, 2012, 07:29:30 pm »
I read that with the strongest southern accent.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1715 on: July 26, 2012, 07:45:21 pm »
You sure you didn't just hear it in my voice?  XD
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1716 on: July 26, 2012, 07:47:05 pm »
Your accent's not quite that bad.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1717 on: July 26, 2012, 10:01:00 pm »
My little ipod shuffle keeps turning on and running itself out of batteries when it's in my purse.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1718 on: July 27, 2012, 12:47:36 am »
People who whine that Obama is the "worst" president...you know I'm not a fan of Obama, because I see him as just another politican, but if you're voting republican, than that might be to blame, mainly because they have no interest in acting like adults. Just saying...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1719 on: July 27, 2012, 11:59:32 am »
For the most part I use Xubuntu anymore instead of Windows, and run Steam over the partition with WINE, right? Well, certain games simply won't work with WINE, which is fair, I suppose. So I have to boot into Windows to play the game, no problem (well, it is, but that's a whole other rant), but then it wants to add it as a new computer connecting to my Steam account. So I have to check my emails and put in the little code to authorize that computer for my Steam account. I did that, that's fine, whatever. Then as soon as I was done and logged back into Linux, it made me do it again... and again, every time I switch between operating systems. I'm sorta worried at some point it'll tell me I can only have so many "authorized computers" and lock me out, even though it should count as, at the most, two computers. The stupid thing is that both OSes are literally running the same install of Steam. Same exe, same everything.


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1720 on: July 27, 2012, 09:57:37 pm »
The goddamned Olympics and the goddamned opening ceremony. A huge fucking waste of time and money, pointless extravaganza when the Tories are cutting spending like crazy. Useless and boring ceremonial bullshit that makes them look fascistic and authoritarian. Actual authoritarian bullshit in regards to the brand name.

Fuck.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1721 on: July 27, 2012, 10:12:14 pm »
I'm so glad I don't watch TV anymore. No more having to constantly hear about pointless shit just to watch a few shows.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1722 on: July 27, 2012, 10:17:41 pm »
9gag, FunnyJunk, Cheezburger.com and every one of it's affiliated sites, Reddit, and every other site dedicated to spreading that unfunny, tired, stale, uncreative "LOL LE EPIC MEME XDDDD" garbage.

You are all a cancer on the internet.

Apparently all it takes to be a comedic genius these days is to take a picture and slap on a white Impact font with a black border.

And stop putting your fucking watermark on shit that you didn't create.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1723 on: July 27, 2012, 10:36:44 pm »
Yet for some reason I still bother visiting 9gag and reddit, despite knowing full well it will be shit and boring.

One of my subjects doesn't even have a face to face lecture.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1724 on: July 28, 2012, 12:19:31 am »
People who refer to Heracles as "Hercules" when talking about Greek mythology.

Hercules is the Roman name, goddammit. /pedantic mythology nerd