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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2190 on: September 22, 2012, 01:16:17 am »
My back has been killing me for 3 days. Painkillers ain't doin' shit.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2191 on: September 22, 2012, 07:51:21 am »
My cat has gone back into heat and it is driving me insane. She's getting spayed next week, thank god, but this constant yowling is seriously fucking annoying.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2192 on: September 22, 2012, 10:25:23 pm »
Dick pimples. Of all the possible places for a zit to pop up, why oh why does it have to be on the side of my shaft?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2193 on: September 22, 2012, 10:41:26 pm »
I don't know if I said this before, but people who like their own comments on FB annoy me, very much. And I always seem to end up making fb buddies with these people. WHY???

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2194 on: September 23, 2012, 02:00:32 am »
My mom kicking me out of the family room cause she can't sleep.  Woman I work overnights for a reason...STOP CUTTING INTO MY ME TIME!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2195 on: September 23, 2012, 07:43:40 pm »
Dick pimples. Of all the possible places for a zit to pop up, why oh why does it have to be on the side of my shaft?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2196 on: September 23, 2012, 08:23:28 pm »
Last night was the second night in a row where I was the only one working maintenance. Cleaning with two of us in takes all night and we still don't get everything done, imagine what it's like to do it with just me... also the floor scrubber isn't working properly, which is always great when I can't even ask one of the other maintenance people (both of whom have been working here a lot longer than I have) what to do about it, because they aren't there. Also I couldn't find the logbook to even write down that the machine wasn't working properly. Then there's the state that day shift left the maintenance room in... there was a broken jar of pasta sauce in a dustpan for some reason (That's not where broken glass goes, people...) and there were shards of glass in the basin where the drain is... I mean come the fuck on, people...


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2197 on: September 24, 2012, 01:50:41 am »
Dubbed movies.
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« Reply #2198 on: September 24, 2012, 01:54:34 am »
Dick pimples. Of all the possible places for a zit to pop up, why oh why does it have to be on the side of my shaft?

Just don't get too happy with the Clearasil

Fuck Clearasil. Just pop the bastard with your bare hands. Be all manly and shit.

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« Reply #2199 on: September 24, 2012, 01:57:41 am »
Worst mental image ever.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2200 on: September 24, 2012, 10:23:49 am »
Imagine it popping during oral sex.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2201 on: September 24, 2012, 10:33:22 am »
...somebody update the Random Broke Counter


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2202 on: September 24, 2012, 11:43:59 am »
Imagine it popping during oral sex.
It can't be much worse than the impending mouthful of man porridge.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2203 on: September 24, 2012, 11:44:40 am »
Imagine it popping during oral sex.
It can't be much worse than the impending mouthful of man porridge.

You'd be surprised.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2204 on: September 24, 2012, 01:49:33 pm »
I have this horrible feeling that somebody out there is fiercely masturbating to this conversation.
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