Dumbest Protest Signs

[Cerim Treascair]

Scour the net for your information, knave!

You hast not the right to call me knave.  For you art the knave!

(Or is it "ye"?)

http://alt-usage-english.org/pronoun_paradigms.html

I thank thee for thine aid, good sir.  Thou hast a good heart.

(I seriously wish that we could bring these back into common vernacular.  They provide less ambiguity which is always nice.)

I shall now rephrase my previous statement:

Thou hast not the right to call me knave.  For thou art the knave!  And thy mother sucketh ... sucketh...

...Sorry I cannot finish that statement because I am giggling at "sucketh".

I used to say 'thou sucketh' for a time when I was younger...

[gyeonghwa]

[Shane for Wax]

Well at least it's kind of clever.

[Ghoti]

Slogans like the first one piss me off to such a degree that I immediately visualize causing great harm to the speaker's genitals. If you dislike/disagree with Mrs. Clinton, fine, but saying she's an ugly hag/her thighs are too big/her boobs are too small/etc is all-too-believeably sexist. During any campaign, almost nobody points out that the republican candidates almost always look like cranky babies or that one creepy uncle that hugs you for too long. But put any woman in a position where she might have political power, and suddenly her wardrobe is tabloid fodder while her political opinions are mocked and ignored. For anyone who thinks we live in a post-sexist/post-femenist society, go read the comments under any news article about any female politician.
/rant

[ironbite]

Besides, everyone knows that thigh meat is the best meat on the chicken and where you get all the flavor.

[Random Gal]

I prefer drumsticks and wings myself.

[Cataclysm]

[Askold]

First of all, that might have been the definition of a CHRISTIAN marriage for a long time but there are other religions and cultures with different definitions and even the christian view of marriage has changed along the years, the latest change being that some christian groups now consider samesex marriages perfectly ok. So if you are trying to force people to obey YOUR definition of things then you are hateful bigot that does not respect other peoples opinions, ideologies or religions. #FACT.

[Beezlebub]

Yes, offering alternatives is prejudiced. Like offering ketchup and ranch dressing is oppressing ketchup.




I don't know why my analogies always involve food.

[Ghoti]

Yes, offering alternatives is prejudiced. Like offering ketchup and ranch dressing is oppressing ketchup.




I don't know why my analogies always involve food.

Are you always hungry, by chance?

[RavynousHunter]

Scour the net for your information, knave!

You hast not the right to call me knave.  For you art the knave!

(Or is it "ye"?)

http://alt-usage-english.org/pronoun_paradigms.html

I thank thee for thine aid, good sir.  Thou hast a good heart.

(I seriously wish that we could bring these back into common vernacular.  They provide less ambiguity which is always nice.)

I shall now rephrase my previous statement:

Thou hast not the right to call me knave.  For thou art the knave!  And thy mother sucketh ... sucketh...

...Sorry I cannot finish that statement because I am giggling at "sucketh".

Thou shan't speak to me like that!  I shalt see thee on the List Field, and we shalt see which is sharper: thy tongue, or thy blade.

[Cerim Treascair]

Yes, offering alternatives is prejudiced. Like offering ketchup and ranch dressing is oppressing ketchup.




I don't know why my analogies always involve food.

Are you always hungry, by chance?

I'm not sure about Beezy, but now I'm craving chicken nuggets.  With sweet chili sauce.

[Thejebusfire]

This is just so distasteful.

[Askold]

This is just so distasteful.

My interpretations of this message:

...The terrorists attacked WTC to stop people from voting Democrats?

...The Republicans are threatening to cause another 9/11 if people don't vote for them?

[Witchyjoshy]

This is just so distasteful.

Desperate, aren't they?