I repent!
Please, Jesus, forgive me for designing the pictures in the church windows, that the priests approved beforehand!
Show mercy to my singing hymns in church every Sunday!
And by you grace, I beg you to allow me back into your kingdom after I gave up meat for Lent!
I thought I was following Your words, but apparently I was a horrible sinner all along!
(Geez, why don't they slam people who come to church or even those who even read the Bible why they're at it!)