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Offline Jack Mann

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Re: Vibrating tattoo
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2012, 03:11:56 am »
How long 'til someone gets one of these tats on his junk?

AmI the only one who immediately thought of the more NSFW applications of this technology?

It would appear not.
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Re: Vibrating tattoo
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2012, 05:00:18 am »
I can see some stupid people getting it tattooed on their junk and then getting some sort of necrotic poisoning from it.
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Re: Vibrating tattoo
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2012, 01:25:02 pm »
My concern would be more along the lines of... how would it tell the difference between your cell phone and the guy next to you in line? Would you need a new implant every time you changed phones? If multiple companies start doing this, will implants be universal, or will companies capitalize on "installation" fees by making their implants only work with their own phones?

Switching cell phone plans is already a major hassle. I don't think adding minor surgery to the list would improve things.

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Re: Vibrating tattoo
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2012, 03:23:14 pm »
How long 'til someone gets one of these tats on his junk?

Not too long after someone figures out they can put themselves on speed dial.

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Re: Vibrating tattoo
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2012, 11:37:04 pm »
How long 'til someone gets one of these tats on his junk?
My guess: as soon as it's possible to do so.

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Re: Vibrating tattoo
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2012, 01:42:48 am »
It is things like this that make me proud of being a Finn.

Also, as soon as someone designs an animated tattoo I'm gonna get a tattoo of tentacles/worms that wriggle and move beneath my skin and it will be on my right hand so that I can freak out people who want to shake hands with me.
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Re: Vibrating tattoo
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2012, 10:36:53 pm »
I'll get an animated tattoo that makes it look like I'm constantly regenerating, like a Time Lord.  Get to explain that I'm stuck in a permanent state of regeneration due to some wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
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Re: Vibrating tattoo
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2012, 11:19:38 pm »
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Re: Vibrating tattoo
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2012, 06:22:31 pm »
When your skin sags due to age, what happens to the tattoo? Does it get distorted?
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