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Offline Da Rat Bastid

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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2012, 12:33:57 pm »
Quote from: Aqualung on January 24, 2012, 10:47:37 pm
...Seriously? What is this I don't even.

What she said. ???
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2012, 12:51:00 pm »
At least when Arwin Miewes claimed his victim consented to being killed and eaten, that turned out to be true.

The Catholic Church: now less virtuous than cannibals.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2012, 01:08:53 pm »
WHAT...?

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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2012, 01:16:18 pm »
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2012, 03:50:30 pm »
I'm 12 and what is this...

...oh wait it's a preist wanting to have sex with me because I'm 12. Nevermind.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2012, 02:44:02 pm »
Quote from: Jodie on January 25, 2012, 03:50:30 pm
I'm 12 and what is this...

...oh wait it's a preist wanting to have sex with me because I'm 12. Nevermind.

Simultaneously hilarious... and tragic.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #51 on: January 26, 2012, 03:47:11 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on January 24, 2012, 09:15:08 pm
I safely diverted my mind to the Sisters of Battle.

But the SoB don't actually take vows of celibacy.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #52 on: January 26, 2012, 03:55:37 pm »
Quote from: Tiberius on January 26, 2012, 03:47:11 pm
Quote from: Meshakhad on January 24, 2012, 09:15:08 pm
I safely diverted my mind to the Sisters of Battle.

But the SoB don't actually take vows of celibacy.

Chastity (there is a difference), and yeah, ain't that great? ;)
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #53 on: January 26, 2012, 09:07:06 pm »
Quote from: Rat of Steel on January 26, 2012, 03:55:37 pm
Quote from: Tiberius on January 26, 2012, 03:47:11 pm
Quote from: Meshakhad on January 24, 2012, 09:15:08 pm
I safely diverted my mind to the Sisters of Battle.

But the SoB don't actually take vows of celibacy.

Chastity (there is a difference), and yeah, ain't that great? ;)

I know. On one forum, I roleplay an openly lesbian Sister of Battle.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #54 on: January 26, 2012, 10:24:54 pm »
HAY GUYZ WATS GOIN ON IN THIS THREA...

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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #55 on: January 27, 2012, 04:27:42 pm »
Quote from: m52nickerson on January 25, 2012, 09:10:12 am
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Quote from: askold on January 25, 2012, 02:38:52 am
This guy better be fired soon/immediately.

If by "fired" you mean "burned at the stake in St. Peter's Square" then I agree.

Fired would be a good step, or at the very least strip of title and made to recant. 

Burning at the stake maybe a slight be overboard.  You know that whole WWJD thing.
What Would Jupiter Do? Eat him, obviously. It's how he disciplined his kids, after all.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2012, 04:58:07 pm »
Quote from: Oriet on January 27, 2012, 04:27:42 pm
Quote from: m52nickerson on January 25, 2012, 09:10:12 am
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This guy better be fired soon/immediately.

If by "fired" you mean "burned at the stake in St. Peter's Square" then I agree.

Fired would be a good step, or at the very least strip of title and made to recant. 

Burning at the stake maybe a slight be overboard.  You know that whole WWJD thing.
What Would Jupiter Do? Eat him, obviously. It's how he disciplined his kids, after all.

No, that was Saturn/Chronos.  Jupiter's strategy was generally "Find a hot girl, disguise self as animal, fuck."
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #57 on: January 27, 2012, 05:55:59 pm »
Quote from: TheL on January 27, 2012, 04:58:07 pm
No, that was Saturn/Chronos.  Jupiter's strategy was generally "Find a hot girl, disguise self as animal, fuck."
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2012, 06:22:44 pm »
That comic is made of win.

That said, my favorites were when Zeus did things like “Golden Mist.”
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2012, 06:25:12 pm »
Quote from: N. De Plume on January 27, 2012, 06:22:44 pm
That said, my favorites were when Zeus did things like “Golden Mist.”

That's not what I think it is, is it? :o
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