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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #105 on: December 14, 2014, 05:29:55 am »
Tacticool chainsaw.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #106 on: December 14, 2014, 01:24:19 pm »
Awesome, but impractical. The chainsaw bayonet would spray blood and guts everywhere, and could possibly get zombie bits in your mouth or other unprotected orifices or wounds.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #107 on: December 14, 2014, 01:30:52 pm »
Awesome, but impractical. The chainsaw bayonet would spray blood and guts everywhere, and could possibly get zombie bits in your mouth or other unprotected orifices or wounds.
It's also loud as fuck.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #108 on: December 14, 2014, 02:00:41 pm »
Awesome, but impractical. The chainsaw bayonet would spray blood and guts everywhere, and could possibly get zombie bits in your mouth or other unprotected orifices or wounds.
Shouldn't you be wearing something to protect you from zombie bites, scratches and fluids anyway? Even moreso if you consider melee to be a possibility and plan to survive it.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #109 on: December 14, 2014, 02:39:19 pm »
Awesome, but impractical. The chainsaw bayonet would spray blood and guts everywhere, and could possibly get zombie bits in your mouth or other unprotected orifices or wounds.
Shouldn't you be wearing something to protect you from zombie bites, scratches and fluids anyway? Even moreso if you consider melee to be a possibility and plan to survive it.

Yes, but it's impossible to plan for every single eventuality.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #110 on: December 14, 2014, 02:54:02 pm »
Poeple always overcomplicate their zombie apocalypse weapons.
Here's all you really need is a bow and arrow
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A hatchet.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #111 on: December 14, 2014, 02:54:47 pm »
Awesome, but impractical. The chainsaw bayonet would spray blood and guts everywhere, and could possibly get zombie bits in your mouth or other unprotected orifices or wounds.
Shouldn't you be wearing something to protect you from zombie bites, scratches and fluids anyway? Even moreso if you consider melee to be a possibility and plan to survive it.

Yes, but it's impossible to plan for every single eventuality.

...Yes. BUT you can plan for a specific scenario and the most likely outcomes. If that gunXsaw is for a zombie killer who is planning to go for short range firefights & melee then he/she better have proper armour as well.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #112 on: December 15, 2014, 09:09:03 am »
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #113 on: December 15, 2014, 01:22:35 pm »
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #114 on: December 15, 2014, 05:05:44 pm »
Fun fact: The AA-12 is the weapon of choice for Royce from Predators.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #115 on: December 15, 2014, 05:10:56 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5Tc_idfDp8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5Tc_idfDp8</a> I want this gun so damn badly, too bad Mauser C96's are fucking expensive.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #116 on: December 15, 2014, 06:21:53 pm »
BOOKER, CATCH!

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #117 on: December 17, 2014, 12:11:15 am »
Well, looking through this thread, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who likes the classics. Like a good Savage youth model bolt action .222.The first gun I ever shot. Hopefully it'll be the first my children fire. Mossbergs are... neat. My bolt action Mossberg shotgun taught me how to make rounds count.  But right now my simple Winchester model 12 is my go to gun. 65 years old and still shoots as straight and reliable as the day she rolled off the line. My grandfather took pheasants in his day with it. My dad took grouse with the very same gun. A couple weeks ago I brought home a mixed bag of 3 ducks, a house, and a limit of rabbits. I'd like to think some day my sons (at least one of them) will use my grandfather's Winchester to help have the dinner table with something.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #118 on: December 17, 2014, 12:17:23 am »
Never was a big shotgun fan I prefer pistols and revolvers (less of a kick and chance to hit me in the face like the Remington 12 gauge I shot) Actually the best gun I shot was a really old Colt Single Action Army, and my uncles Mosin–Nagant.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #119 on: December 17, 2014, 12:21:51 am »
Something weird I've noticed is that at least a few recent video games show the characters keeping their finger of the trigger most of the time. The two that come to mind are Payday 2, and of  all games GTA V. I don't know why game designers have suddenly decided to show proper trigger safety, but it's interesting to see them get details right sometimes. Now if they'd tell me how a sawed off Remington 870 can hold 10 shells... (Locomotive shotgun from Payday 2 when upgraded.)

Even I'm not sure exactly why I posted this.