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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #390 on: October 14, 2012, 05:48:31 pm »
You get a Euro.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #391 on: October 14, 2012, 06:20:45 pm »
You get Robert Patterson

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #392 on: October 14, 2012, 08:33:17 pm »
Quote from: rookie on October 14, 2012, 05:26:38 pm
And we're back to a blonde wig.

No, now I have a blonde wig and the all the members of the bad, minus Blondie.
I can do this to get infinite number of doppelgangers.

You get a signed Rookie rookie card.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #393 on: October 16, 2012, 09:13:32 am »
You get all kinds of screwed up in the head from associating with the Lannisters.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #394 on: October 16, 2012, 06:47:30 pm »
You get a load of bullshit.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #395 on: October 17, 2012, 03:46:16 pm »
You get Watership Down.

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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #396 on: October 18, 2012, 01:19:45 pm »
You get a badly-drawn devil going "HAW HAW HAW!"

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #397 on: October 18, 2012, 07:34:36 pm »
You get a character sheet of Random Guy.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #398 on: October 18, 2012, 07:51:18 pm »
You get a very pissed off Emperor Charliss who really wants his chair back.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #399 on: October 19, 2012, 11:44:03 pm »
Your chest explodes.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #400 on: October 20, 2012, 01:17:34 am »
You get a camera that only takes out of focus pictures.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #401 on: October 20, 2012, 01:38:56 pm »
When the vending machine blows up you get a swarm of angry bees and a vending machine repairman who's wife left him a month ago.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #402 on: October 20, 2012, 02:55:43 pm »
You get 4 drug screenings that are testing for crack.  Also, the vending machine gets lost.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #403 on: October 22, 2012, 07:05:46 pm »
You get a doctorate degree and a Mr. Pibb.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #404 on: October 23, 2012, 10:50:19 am »
You get punched in the nuts by an angry dwarf.

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